Disclaimer: Chapter three, I've just been so encouraged to add another
chapter to this that I thought: OH OK IF EVERYONE *INSISTS*! You're
probably thinking: I wasn't insisting this, she's doing this on her OWN
free WILL! You're probably right, but for now you're WRONG!
PURPLE MONKEYS FLY AT MIDNIGHT!
It's true, I've seen them.
Let's start with, hmm, Ashley. Yes? No? Well, I'm the writer so TOO BAD!
Ashley walked around with a huge stomach and Paige laughed revealing her missing two front teeth. "What, did you and Jimmy actually DO IT?!"
Ashley frowned and applied gel to her dykey hair. "No," she lifted her shirt to show a big bulge on her bellybutton, "Ellie's uncle did NOT clean his pin before he pierced my bellybutton and now it's all swollen."
Ellie shrugged and revealed hers. "I guess he has a thing for family members."
Ashley rolled her eyes and walked away.
Sean came walking around the corner and Terri (who was with Paige) squealed and ran around the corner. Sean smiled when he saw her and tiptoed up to the corner where Terri was huffing and puffing from the long run.
"What? You're still fat after I popped you?" Sean jumped in front of her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Terri screamed in Sean's ear.
Soon Sean's eardrum burst and blood dribble down the sides of his face. "You bitch," he sounded like a deaf person and used sign language as he talked, "look what did to my e-awr."
Terri smiled and stuffed her face with a Snickers bar. "Sorry."
Liberty was still walking around sucking on her banana, which was now very moist and slippery. She came across Mr. Johnson and sucked especially hard when he came. "Hey Mr. Johnson, wanna make those rumors about me and you true?" She sucked faster.
Mr. Johnson turned around and smiled. "Yeah, c'mon over here to the broom closet." Mr. Johnson grabbed her banana, shoved it in his mouth, opened his fly and made Liberty SUCK IT! Then he shoved both of them into the closet.
Jimmy walked by trying to act like a bad ass and when everyone was watching him he ripped of his shirt and pants revealing a bow tie and a happy face thong with stray pubes sticking out of the edges.
"C'MON EVERYBODY! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!" Some music started and Jimmy danced around: left leg, right leg, shake the booty, do your thang!
JT and Toby saw this whole thing and Toby took of his shirt too and decided to dance around with Jimmy because he was his role model.
"OK JIMMY! LET'S DANCE!" All of Toby's fat jiggled around as he did the dance Jimmy did. JT put his head in his hands and accidentally poked himself in the eye.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" He bounced around the room and with his fingers outstretched he felt them sink into someone's eyeballs and there was another piercing scream.
Sean was now blind too. "Aw, you pe-oples suck." He said very slowly bumping into the walls bleeding down his ears and eyes all the while. Terri kicked him in the shins and giggled like a little girl.
Spinner had now joined in with his elephant trunk thong and of course had a huge boner. "The ladies dig my sha boink boink!" He gyrated his hips and his dick bounced around with the rhythm. "WHEEEEEE!"
Craig and Manny had returned to making out and Emma was watching them, obviously disgusted. There was drool all over each others mouths. Emma took out her knife and grabbed Manny's shoulders and CUT OF HER LIPS! THE ONES BETWEEN HER HIPS! No, just kidding, the ones on her face and Manny screamed in pain.
"OW!"
Craig shrugged and started kissing Emma.
The bell rang for sixth period.
Wow.
END OF CHAPTER
Good God I'm crazy!
REVIEW IF YOU WANTS TO MY PRECIOUSSSSS!
GOLLUM ROCKS THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND REMEMBER!!! PURPLE MONKEYS FLY AT MIDNIGHT!!!!
PURPLE MONKEYS FLY AT MIDNIGHT!
It's true, I've seen them.
Let's start with, hmm, Ashley. Yes? No? Well, I'm the writer so TOO BAD!
Ashley walked around with a huge stomach and Paige laughed revealing her missing two front teeth. "What, did you and Jimmy actually DO IT?!"
Ashley frowned and applied gel to her dykey hair. "No," she lifted her shirt to show a big bulge on her bellybutton, "Ellie's uncle did NOT clean his pin before he pierced my bellybutton and now it's all swollen."
Ellie shrugged and revealed hers. "I guess he has a thing for family members."
Ashley rolled her eyes and walked away.
Sean came walking around the corner and Terri (who was with Paige) squealed and ran around the corner. Sean smiled when he saw her and tiptoed up to the corner where Terri was huffing and puffing from the long run.
"What? You're still fat after I popped you?" Sean jumped in front of her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Terri screamed in Sean's ear.
Soon Sean's eardrum burst and blood dribble down the sides of his face. "You bitch," he sounded like a deaf person and used sign language as he talked, "look what did to my e-awr."
Terri smiled and stuffed her face with a Snickers bar. "Sorry."
Liberty was still walking around sucking on her banana, which was now very moist and slippery. She came across Mr. Johnson and sucked especially hard when he came. "Hey Mr. Johnson, wanna make those rumors about me and you true?" She sucked faster.
Mr. Johnson turned around and smiled. "Yeah, c'mon over here to the broom closet." Mr. Johnson grabbed her banana, shoved it in his mouth, opened his fly and made Liberty SUCK IT! Then he shoved both of them into the closet.
Jimmy walked by trying to act like a bad ass and when everyone was watching him he ripped of his shirt and pants revealing a bow tie and a happy face thong with stray pubes sticking out of the edges.
"C'MON EVERYBODY! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!" Some music started and Jimmy danced around: left leg, right leg, shake the booty, do your thang!
JT and Toby saw this whole thing and Toby took of his shirt too and decided to dance around with Jimmy because he was his role model.
"OK JIMMY! LET'S DANCE!" All of Toby's fat jiggled around as he did the dance Jimmy did. JT put his head in his hands and accidentally poked himself in the eye.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" He bounced around the room and with his fingers outstretched he felt them sink into someone's eyeballs and there was another piercing scream.
Sean was now blind too. "Aw, you pe-oples suck." He said very slowly bumping into the walls bleeding down his ears and eyes all the while. Terri kicked him in the shins and giggled like a little girl.
Spinner had now joined in with his elephant trunk thong and of course had a huge boner. "The ladies dig my sha boink boink!" He gyrated his hips and his dick bounced around with the rhythm. "WHEEEEEE!"
Craig and Manny had returned to making out and Emma was watching them, obviously disgusted. There was drool all over each others mouths. Emma took out her knife and grabbed Manny's shoulders and CUT OF HER LIPS! THE ONES BETWEEN HER HIPS! No, just kidding, the ones on her face and Manny screamed in pain.
"OW!"
Craig shrugged and started kissing Emma.
The bell rang for sixth period.
Wow.
END OF CHAPTER
Good God I'm crazy!
REVIEW IF YOU WANTS TO MY PRECIOUSSSSS!
GOLLUM ROCKS THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND REMEMBER!!! PURPLE MONKEYS FLY AT MIDNIGHT!!!!