====== Crazy Degrassi Day ======
So after a long and very much-needed vacation from this disgustingly pointless story, I have returned for a chapter just as stupid and retarded as the last three. Please enjoy or even hate this following chapter since I do not have a care in the world. Hehe. Oh yes, and I do NOT have anything against homosexuals, if you get that idea in this chap.
Chapter Four
While Craig and Emma were making out, a small puddle of drool began to form around them until people were swimming through it with goggles and the whole scuba diving get-up. Then Marco opened the doors and it all flooded out onto some unsuspecting Degrassi students and they were covered in Craig/Emma spittle.
Marco eyed the couple making out and licked his lips like he always did. He stood behind Craig and wrapped his arms around his middle, massaging his stomach. "Oh God, Craig I want you."
Emma and Craig stopped making out long enough to stare at Marco who was moaning with pleasure. Toby, who had been chasing Kendra, screeched to a halt and fell over, hitting his face on the wall. "Oomph!"
Jimmy, Ashley, and Ellie were watching the event occurring (although Ellie wasn't at all surprised about this) with their mouths hanging open. Spinner and Paige were standing by one another, Spinner's sha boink had been under control but when he saw this it grew about two feet. Paige eyed it suspiciously and backed away. Manny, who was still bleeding from the lips and crying, stopped all she was doing and stared at Marco intensely. Terri, who had been hoarding potato salad in her purse, rejoined the amazed students and her eyes fell upon the sight. "Oh my." She muttered, her mouth outlined in the potato-ish substance.
"What's go-ing owan?" Sean walked with his hands outstretched and his feet bow-legged. He walked in a couple of circles until he crashed into a group of trash cans and knocked spaghetti and throw-up (a student had regurgitated in there earlier) all over Hazel who had just walked in the door. "Oh my god! Sean, you idiot! Oh my god!! Marco's a fag? Gross!!!!!"
Everyone stared at her and then at Marco who was watching everyone now with a somber look and placed his hand on his hips. "That's right you little bitches, I am and if any of you whores have a problem with it you can just, kiss my BUTT!"
He pulled off a loose shirt to reveal a tight pink one with the words: Rainbows are Sweet printed on the front with a little girl holding a rainbow. He flung his arms out in front of him and ran down the corridors yelling incoherent sayings.
Craig whimpered, "I feel so violated."
Ashley shook her head. "I need some X."
"I need another piercing." Ellie claimed.
"I need a new folder." Spinner looked down and realized his enormous boner had pierced through the one he was holding.
"I need another new haircut." Paige whined.
"Yes, you do." Hazel added, eyeing Paige's mullet. Paige slapped Hazel and stalked off somewhere.
"I need some rolls to go with this potato salad." Terri said.
"Why don't you jus' yus your own?" Sean suggested. Terri eyed him suspiciously.
"I thought you were deaf and blind."
"Oh-er-what?"
Jimmy, meanwhile, had been staring into space. He ran after Marco, who had been sitting in the zen-garden of Degrassi (no one knows WHY they have zen- garden there, they just do) and sat beside him. "Marco."
Marco looked up at him with tears in his eyes. "What? Here to make fun of the little pixie? I knew this was going to happen. You guys are just big old meanie-heads!"
Jimmy shook his head and smiled. "No. Why would I make fun of a pixie? I'm a pixie too."
Marco looked shocked and placed his hands over his mouth (which were now painted pink). "Oh my god, you little queer! Come and kiss me!"
The two started making out and thus began an extremely controversial relationship.
END OF CHAPTER
Ok, got bored. It's not very funny but whatevers. Review if you will. Byeness.
So after a long and very much-needed vacation from this disgustingly pointless story, I have returned for a chapter just as stupid and retarded as the last three. Please enjoy or even hate this following chapter since I do not have a care in the world. Hehe. Oh yes, and I do NOT have anything against homosexuals, if you get that idea in this chap.
Chapter Four
While Craig and Emma were making out, a small puddle of drool began to form around them until people were swimming through it with goggles and the whole scuba diving get-up. Then Marco opened the doors and it all flooded out onto some unsuspecting Degrassi students and they were covered in Craig/Emma spittle.
Marco eyed the couple making out and licked his lips like he always did. He stood behind Craig and wrapped his arms around his middle, massaging his stomach. "Oh God, Craig I want you."
Emma and Craig stopped making out long enough to stare at Marco who was moaning with pleasure. Toby, who had been chasing Kendra, screeched to a halt and fell over, hitting his face on the wall. "Oomph!"
Jimmy, Ashley, and Ellie were watching the event occurring (although Ellie wasn't at all surprised about this) with their mouths hanging open. Spinner and Paige were standing by one another, Spinner's sha boink had been under control but when he saw this it grew about two feet. Paige eyed it suspiciously and backed away. Manny, who was still bleeding from the lips and crying, stopped all she was doing and stared at Marco intensely. Terri, who had been hoarding potato salad in her purse, rejoined the amazed students and her eyes fell upon the sight. "Oh my." She muttered, her mouth outlined in the potato-ish substance.
"What's go-ing owan?" Sean walked with his hands outstretched and his feet bow-legged. He walked in a couple of circles until he crashed into a group of trash cans and knocked spaghetti and throw-up (a student had regurgitated in there earlier) all over Hazel who had just walked in the door. "Oh my god! Sean, you idiot! Oh my god!! Marco's a fag? Gross!!!!!"
Everyone stared at her and then at Marco who was watching everyone now with a somber look and placed his hand on his hips. "That's right you little bitches, I am and if any of you whores have a problem with it you can just, kiss my BUTT!"
He pulled off a loose shirt to reveal a tight pink one with the words: Rainbows are Sweet printed on the front with a little girl holding a rainbow. He flung his arms out in front of him and ran down the corridors yelling incoherent sayings.
Craig whimpered, "I feel so violated."
Ashley shook her head. "I need some X."
"I need another piercing." Ellie claimed.
"I need a new folder." Spinner looked down and realized his enormous boner had pierced through the one he was holding.
"I need another new haircut." Paige whined.
"Yes, you do." Hazel added, eyeing Paige's mullet. Paige slapped Hazel and stalked off somewhere.
"I need some rolls to go with this potato salad." Terri said.
"Why don't you jus' yus your own?" Sean suggested. Terri eyed him suspiciously.
"I thought you were deaf and blind."
"Oh-er-what?"
Jimmy, meanwhile, had been staring into space. He ran after Marco, who had been sitting in the zen-garden of Degrassi (no one knows WHY they have zen- garden there, they just do) and sat beside him. "Marco."
Marco looked up at him with tears in his eyes. "What? Here to make fun of the little pixie? I knew this was going to happen. You guys are just big old meanie-heads!"
Jimmy shook his head and smiled. "No. Why would I make fun of a pixie? I'm a pixie too."
Marco looked shocked and placed his hands over his mouth (which were now painted pink). "Oh my god, you little queer! Come and kiss me!"
The two started making out and thus began an extremely controversial relationship.
END OF CHAPTER
Ok, got bored. It's not very funny but whatevers. Review if you will. Byeness.