Ooooookay. Sorry for not updating before this, but my bitchy, 'I-don't-see-
you-enough' comp decided it wanted me to work on this.
Disclaimer: I have permission to play wth them all I want. And then even more. I don't own them, only they're bodies. And I'm not gonna let anyone borrow them without some extremely high bribery. A chocolate bar would be nice. Or something of that nature.
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, unrequited Rx2 (and now you can see why) =^_^= Nyow
Duo's Hell: Chapter 2: WHY we don't know anything about Relena's mind
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Jumping up abruptly, Duo managed to disengage himself from a startled Relena.
"Excuse me, but I feel the need to put on clothes. Lots and lots and LOTS of them."
Speed-walking, almost running, towards the door, he was suddenly glomped by a pink-infested..thing.
Duo did the only thing he could think of. He panicked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!" The screams were loud enough to be heard outside and in the hangar, where Wufei was reconstructing the left arm module after it was crushed in his last mission.
"What the hell is Duo screaming about now? Better not be another one of his pranks!" Dropping whathe was doing and cleaning up quickly, he ran inside to find out what was wrong. Coming to the room where the screams were coming from, he could hear more angry shouts coming from Heero, Quatre, and Trowa.
*Wonder what he did to get Trowa yelling at him* Mumbling a few choice words under his breath, Wufei pushed open the door and dropped his jaw. "W- what the HELL?!?!?!"
Looking over to Wufei, Quatre yelled for him to help. "Get your ass over here and help us get the pink off of Duo. He won't stop screaming until we do."
Nodding, Wufei quickly went and fetched a crowbar from the hangar, and tried to pry Relena off Duo. Didn't work.
"Please, please, please get it off. I don't wanna die today. Please. I promise to be a good boy for the rest of my life, just get it off." Duo had been reduced to crying like a child and praying to Shinigami. "I don't care if you kill her or anything. Just get it off!"
The pink monstrosity known as Relena had glomped onto him so tightly, that not even Heero could get her off. "What did she do to get so strong?" Quatre asked as he let go tiredly after 3 hours of pulling and pushing and prodding. "I didn't know a female could be that strong!"
It was then that the Barbie Queen spoke. "I used my 'Super-permanent-ultra- strong' body glue. Nothing can escape me now. Not until I rub the dissolvent on it." It cackled maniacally for a few minutes, until stopping and gasping for breath.
The four pilots not being glomped looked at each other. "Damn." Putting their heads together, they came up with a plan. Wufei ran out of the room, closely followed by Heero, as Quatre and Trowa stayed behind to keep Duo calm, which wasn't working.
Running back in the room, Wufei held up a gun. "Got it." It looked like an ordinary sniper rifle, except the barrel was an inch wider in diameter. "Stupid thing, almost couldn't find it. It was hiding in the back of my closet."
Heero ran in just then, also holding an object up. "Had to mix it. Give me the gun."
Handing the gun over, Wufei grinned a little psychotically. "I can't wait to see what happens."
Trowa and Quatre looked at each other, then at Heero. "What exactly does that liquid do again?" Quatre asked a little worriedly.
"Takes the sex drive and other related horomones out of a person for a certain amount of time."
Inserting the vial into the gun, Heero raised it and sighted onto Relena. Aiming carefully, he pulled the trigger. Out shot a dart the size of his middle finger, and into Relena's back it landed. She looked at them before her arms fell to their sides and she slide off of Duo, who quickly ran to the far side of the room. Quatre and Trowa walked over to her and poked her still form.
"Is she going to be alright when she wakes up?"
Heero nodded briskly. "After a few hours, she'll wake up with a slight headache, and no thought for us." He grinned at that thought, then frowned again. "I just don't know how long it will last. A few hours, a few days, maybe even a few years. I hope it just lasts long enough for us to get away."
Duo was still in the corner, traumatized for an unkown amount time, which only time could heal. Heero walked over and pulled him up, one arm around his shoulders. "C'mon koi. She's asleep now, so you need to get dressed and pack so we can leave. We need to get away before she wakes up."
Duo's entire body shook, and he snapped out of it. Running upstairs, he quickly grabbed his duffel, which was still unpacked, and threw on some clothes he grabbed out of it. "I'm ready. When do we leave?"
Quatre and Trowa followed Duo up, only to come down a few minutes after he did with all their things. "We're ready."
Wufei and Heero quickly gathered their things as well and they all ran out the door, leaving Relena behind. "Time to go."
Quatre was ready with an answer before Heero could even ask. "My base on the eastern side of the Sahara. I'll transmit coordiantes from Sandrock."
They all nodded and jumped into their own respective gundams.
"Yay! We finally got rid of the pink mostrisity known as Relena! I'm free!" Duo ran around before jumping in. Heero nodding in understanding from his cockpit. It's finally over.
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Owari
Disclaimer: I have permission to play wth them all I want. And then even more. I don't own them, only they're bodies. And I'm not gonna let anyone borrow them without some extremely high bribery. A chocolate bar would be nice. Or something of that nature.
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, unrequited Rx2 (and now you can see why) =^_^= Nyow
Duo's Hell: Chapter 2: WHY we don't know anything about Relena's mind
@}~~~ ---{======
Jumping up abruptly, Duo managed to disengage himself from a startled Relena.
"Excuse me, but I feel the need to put on clothes. Lots and lots and LOTS of them."
Speed-walking, almost running, towards the door, he was suddenly glomped by a pink-infested..thing.
Duo did the only thing he could think of. He panicked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
@}~~~ ---{======
"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!" The screams were loud enough to be heard outside and in the hangar, where Wufei was reconstructing the left arm module after it was crushed in his last mission.
"What the hell is Duo screaming about now? Better not be another one of his pranks!" Dropping whathe was doing and cleaning up quickly, he ran inside to find out what was wrong. Coming to the room where the screams were coming from, he could hear more angry shouts coming from Heero, Quatre, and Trowa.
*Wonder what he did to get Trowa yelling at him* Mumbling a few choice words under his breath, Wufei pushed open the door and dropped his jaw. "W- what the HELL?!?!?!"
Looking over to Wufei, Quatre yelled for him to help. "Get your ass over here and help us get the pink off of Duo. He won't stop screaming until we do."
Nodding, Wufei quickly went and fetched a crowbar from the hangar, and tried to pry Relena off Duo. Didn't work.
"Please, please, please get it off. I don't wanna die today. Please. I promise to be a good boy for the rest of my life, just get it off." Duo had been reduced to crying like a child and praying to Shinigami. "I don't care if you kill her or anything. Just get it off!"
The pink monstrosity known as Relena had glomped onto him so tightly, that not even Heero could get her off. "What did she do to get so strong?" Quatre asked as he let go tiredly after 3 hours of pulling and pushing and prodding. "I didn't know a female could be that strong!"
It was then that the Barbie Queen spoke. "I used my 'Super-permanent-ultra- strong' body glue. Nothing can escape me now. Not until I rub the dissolvent on it." It cackled maniacally for a few minutes, until stopping and gasping for breath.
The four pilots not being glomped looked at each other. "Damn." Putting their heads together, they came up with a plan. Wufei ran out of the room, closely followed by Heero, as Quatre and Trowa stayed behind to keep Duo calm, which wasn't working.
Running back in the room, Wufei held up a gun. "Got it." It looked like an ordinary sniper rifle, except the barrel was an inch wider in diameter. "Stupid thing, almost couldn't find it. It was hiding in the back of my closet."
Heero ran in just then, also holding an object up. "Had to mix it. Give me the gun."
Handing the gun over, Wufei grinned a little psychotically. "I can't wait to see what happens."
Trowa and Quatre looked at each other, then at Heero. "What exactly does that liquid do again?" Quatre asked a little worriedly.
"Takes the sex drive and other related horomones out of a person for a certain amount of time."
Inserting the vial into the gun, Heero raised it and sighted onto Relena. Aiming carefully, he pulled the trigger. Out shot a dart the size of his middle finger, and into Relena's back it landed. She looked at them before her arms fell to their sides and she slide off of Duo, who quickly ran to the far side of the room. Quatre and Trowa walked over to her and poked her still form.
"Is she going to be alright when she wakes up?"
Heero nodded briskly. "After a few hours, she'll wake up with a slight headache, and no thought for us." He grinned at that thought, then frowned again. "I just don't know how long it will last. A few hours, a few days, maybe even a few years. I hope it just lasts long enough for us to get away."
Duo was still in the corner, traumatized for an unkown amount time, which only time could heal. Heero walked over and pulled him up, one arm around his shoulders. "C'mon koi. She's asleep now, so you need to get dressed and pack so we can leave. We need to get away before she wakes up."
Duo's entire body shook, and he snapped out of it. Running upstairs, he quickly grabbed his duffel, which was still unpacked, and threw on some clothes he grabbed out of it. "I'm ready. When do we leave?"
Quatre and Trowa followed Duo up, only to come down a few minutes after he did with all their things. "We're ready."
Wufei and Heero quickly gathered their things as well and they all ran out the door, leaving Relena behind. "Time to go."
Quatre was ready with an answer before Heero could even ask. "My base on the eastern side of the Sahara. I'll transmit coordiantes from Sandrock."
They all nodded and jumped into their own respective gundams.
"Yay! We finally got rid of the pink mostrisity known as Relena! I'm free!" Duo ran around before jumping in. Heero nodding in understanding from his cockpit. It's finally over.
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Owari