OK! Here be chapter une!!!!!!!!!!
-Disclaimer- I don't own anything jthm. But if I did...
I'm gonna do this in dialogue format coz its just easier, ne? O, and don't ask how Nny got here. He just appeared.
Chapter one- Before class
Setting- Astrid, Melina, and Nny, on the bus going to school. Melina is reading a manga, duh, Astrid is looking at people through her thick bangs and Nny is sitting right in the middle of them, pissed as hell because he has to spend a day at a public high school for no apparent reason.
Nny: I hate you.
Melina: mm-hmmm.(doesn't even look up)
(Bus comes to a stop)
Astrid: (out of starring trance) WOOT! We be here!!!!!!
Setting- the 3 bus riders are walking to their lockers. Oh my god! What a coincidence! Here comes Shivas, Katrin and Stella!
Stella: Astrid! (Waves)
Astrid: Stella! (Runs and hugs) Siiiiiissssstttttaaa!!!!!!
Nny: eh.-.-lll
Shivas: OoOoOoOo.who's he??? (Points to Nny)
Astrid: Hee.huh? Oh, this is my friend Johnny! He's homicidal!
Shivas: O.o. Yay.
Katrin: Nice to meet you, young man.
Nny: Who's the old lady??
Astrid: That be me mommy!!
Nny: uhm.okay.and who are the rest, hiiiiimmmmmmm??? (Glares suspiciously)
Astrid: Oh, uh, this is Shivas, (Shivas does cute little curtsey) and this is Stella. (Stella waves happily). You already know momma. (momma waves politely)
Nny: Uh ya ok can I kill one of them?
Astrid: No. But I know who you can!!!!!
Nny: yay!
(Astrid drags Johnny to the main hallway of the school, and by some lockers are some really uh, "ghetto" (ya right) people.)
Astrid: okay let's start with this group, shall we? Meet Brooke. She's the bitch right there in the red trying to look tough. (laugh laugh) Anyway, we used to be friends. But one day she felt the need to start ditching me whenever SHE felt like it. Oh, don't worry about quiet, gullible Astrid. She would never get mad at me for doing that. God, I hate her sooo much know. She tells lies too, mm-hm. Bitch.
Nny: Whatever. I'll uh, see what I can do. (homicidal [god I love that word!] grin)
(Nny takes out a knife[how creative] and starts hacking away at the ugly ass whore. Astrid watches, laughing her ass off.)
Nny: whew! That felt better! Okay, so who's next?
(bell rings)
Nny: damn! Oh well.
(Astrid and Nny walk to first period, leave the gory mess of what was once a girl behind.)
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I'm gonna do this in dialogue format coz its just easier, ne? O, and don't ask how Nny got here. He just appeared.
Chapter one- Before class
Setting- Astrid, Melina, and Nny, on the bus going to school. Melina is reading a manga, duh, Astrid is looking at people through her thick bangs and Nny is sitting right in the middle of them, pissed as hell because he has to spend a day at a public high school for no apparent reason.
Nny: I hate you.
Melina: mm-hmmm.(doesn't even look up)
(Bus comes to a stop)
Astrid: (out of starring trance) WOOT! We be here!!!!!!
Setting- the 3 bus riders are walking to their lockers. Oh my god! What a coincidence! Here comes Shivas, Katrin and Stella!
Stella: Astrid! (Waves)
Astrid: Stella! (Runs and hugs) Siiiiiissssstttttaaa!!!!!!
Nny: eh.-.-lll
Shivas: OoOoOoOo.who's he??? (Points to Nny)
Astrid: Hee.huh? Oh, this is my friend Johnny! He's homicidal!
Shivas: O.o. Yay.
Katrin: Nice to meet you, young man.
Nny: Who's the old lady??
Astrid: That be me mommy!!
Nny: uhm.okay.and who are the rest, hiiiiimmmmmmm??? (Glares suspiciously)
Astrid: Oh, uh, this is Shivas, (Shivas does cute little curtsey) and this is Stella. (Stella waves happily). You already know momma. (momma waves politely)
Nny: Uh ya ok can I kill one of them?
Astrid: No. But I know who you can!!!!!
Nny: yay!
(Astrid drags Johnny to the main hallway of the school, and by some lockers are some really uh, "ghetto" (ya right) people.)
Astrid: okay let's start with this group, shall we? Meet Brooke. She's the bitch right there in the red trying to look tough. (laugh laugh) Anyway, we used to be friends. But one day she felt the need to start ditching me whenever SHE felt like it. Oh, don't worry about quiet, gullible Astrid. She would never get mad at me for doing that. God, I hate her sooo much know. She tells lies too, mm-hm. Bitch.
Nny: Whatever. I'll uh, see what I can do. (homicidal [god I love that word!] grin)
(Nny takes out a knife[how creative] and starts hacking away at the ugly ass whore. Astrid watches, laughing her ass off.)
Nny: whew! That felt better! Okay, so who's next?
(bell rings)
Nny: damn! Oh well.
(Astrid and Nny walk to first period, leave the gory mess of what was once a girl behind.)
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