Yu Yu Hakusho:begining of Mission Ishiga
Sorry this one is so short, unlike chapter one.

By: chibi_yusuke

Narrator: we join our favorite heros one week later, after Yuki-
ki got her provation with Yusuke, in Yusuke's room.

Yuki-ki: Man, this is so boring.*fidles with something shiny in
her hand for a minute* Hey, Yusuke. *yusuke ignores her* HEY
YUSUKE!!!!!! *yusuke still ignores her*HEY HUMAN!!!!!!!

Yusuke: HEY!!! I'm no ordinary human!!!! I'm a spirit
detective!!!! What do you want, "infamous demon"?

Yuki-ki: Hey! I'm no ordinary demon! I'm a racoon demon, and we
are great theif *stops in mid-sentence* Did I just say that
aloud? hehehe

Yusuke: Thanks for the information, "racoon demon."

Yuki-ki: Yeah, sure whatever. Can I have a guard change???

Yusuke: Yeah, O.K. Wait here.*leaves room*

Yuki-ki: *whispers*Sucker*end whisper*

Koenma: Where's Yusuke???*asks Yuki-ki*

*yusuke's "koenma sence" tingled*

Yusuke: Koenma sences, tingleing.

*yusuke zooms back to his room*

Yusuke: Yes, Koenma. What do you want???

Koenma: Ah, Yusuke, just who I wanted to see. I have a new, more
dangerous mission for you, it's called "Mission Ishiga."

Yusuke: Yo! How about a little back round on this Ishaga
character???

Koenma: The name is Ishiga.

Yusuke: Whatever. Just go on with the story.

Koenma: Fine. As a little demon, she wasn't one of the goody-
goody two shoes. You could say that Ishiga was a baddy-baddy one
tail.

Yusuke: What the hell is a baddy-baddy one tail?!?!?!

Koenma: SHUT-UP!!! Anyways,*interupted by Yuki-ki*

Yuki-ki: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koenma: SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!! As I was saying, before I was so
rudely interupted.*glares at Yusuke and Yuki-ki* *ahem* Ishiga
set her school house on fire more than once, yet despite how
many times Ishiga was expeled, Ishiga is one of the smartest
demons in the known world, and one of the most dangerous, if
not, the most dangerous. *Dead Goku with halo over-head from
DragonBall Z pops in*

Goku: Is this where the Supreme Kai told me to meet him???

All yyh characters in the room: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: Oh, O.K. Bye*teleports out of here*

Koenma: What is it with you people??? Always so rude. Anyways,
again, *interupted by "brave" Sir Robin from the Holy Grail(some
movie by Monty Python)*

"Brave" Sir Robin: I-Is this where th-the Holy Grail lies???

Koenma: NO!!!!!!!*suddenly eye beams come from Koenma's eyes*

"Brave" Sir Robin: .....*dead now*

Koenma: HAHAHAHA!!!! I'VE GOT THE EYE BEAM POWER LIKE FROM THE
POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Farts) O.K., I'm ready to begin the story.*hehe* Ishiga has
killed many demons, and occasionaly some humans. Ishiga is a
very dangerous as`ass`in. HAHAHAHAHA.(arts) Aww, crap, now I'm
like the evil dude from the Master of Disguise. This time, NO
INTERUPTIONS!!!!!*ahem* Ishiga is not a demon to cross paths
with. Ishiga is very dangerous with a sword. If you can, take
the sword from Ishiga. Watch out, because Ishiga has the power
to transform into a human form. Don't be tricked.

Botan: Hello mister Koenma, sir. Is Yusuke all ready for his new
mission???

Koenma: Yes, I think Yusuke is ready. Now, Yusuke, be very
careful. This could be the death of you, again. Now I know I've
said that more than once, but I know that you won't listen to my
advice, so just get out of here and beat Ishaga.

Yusuke: Don't you mean Ishiga???

Koenma: Yes, what did I say???

Botan: Good Bye Mister Koenma, sir. I'll escort Yusuke to
Ishiga's hideout. Bye. :3

Botan voice: Next time on Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke meets Ishiga
and gets to know that she is, A GIRL!?!?!?!?!? Wait a sec.,
it seems that Koenma is right about Ishiga. It also seems
that Yuki-ki and Ishiga know each other, but how??? Ishiga is
one evil demon, and proves that she is lethal when she deeply
injures Kuwabara. Yuki-ki gets pretty freaked out when Ishiga
comes after her, but for what??? Wait one minute, I didn't
know Yuki-ki has good attacks too!!!! Find out more on the
next Yu Yu Hakusho!