Yu Yu Hakusho: Mission Ishiga
By: chibi_yusuke

Yusuke and co. are walking, well, following Botan to Ishiga's
hideout.

Botan: Here we are.*stops in front of an old abandon
building*

Yusuke: Some great hideout.

Botan: Ishiga is a wolf demon, only with a more evil than
most attitude. Ishiga likes to stay in human form, but that
doesn't mean that the wolf-like hearing ability is off.
Ishiga may be lisnening to every word we say.

Yusuke: Don't worry, we won't be long.

Botan: Yusuke, Ishiga is one of the toughest demon is the
world, don't get to cocky.

Yusuke: Whatever, c'mon you guys, let's go kick some Ishiga
butt.

yusuke, kurama, heie, kuwabara, and yuki-ki walk into the
building, take the stairs to the top floor, and then kick the
door open.

Yusuke: O.K. Ishiga, are you going to come quietly or do I
have to kick your butt first? huh???*looks at Ishiga* your
not Ishiga, your just a girl.

Yuki-ki: A very dangerous girl, you idiot.

Yusuke: Oh, yeah, very scary!*laughs
hysterically*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ishiga: You know Yusuke, she is right.

Yusuke: Hey! How do you know my name?!?!?!?!

Ishiga: Didn't you hear Botan? I could be listening to every
word you said, and I was.

Yusuke: Oh, really.

Ishiga: Yeah, really.

Yusuke: Well, whatever. Let's fight already!

Ishiga: If you are ready to die then that's fine with
me!*draws sword and lunges at Yusuke*

Kuwabara: Yusuke, watch out!!!!

Kuwabara says as Ishiga lunges toward Yusuke, misses and then
lunges toward Kuwabara.

Ishiga: Here I come!!!!!

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHH!!!

Yusuke: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!

Kuwabara starts to move but still gets cut, even when Yusuke
takles her to the ground.

Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT MY ARM!!!!!*arm is cut about
1/4 of the way through.*

Ishiga:*getting up from floor* A stupid human body like his
couldn't possibly stand that kind of blow.

Yusuke: Damn you! Leave my friends out of this! This is a
fight between you and me!!!

Ishiga: Alright then, I will kill your friends after I kill
you!*lunges again at Yusuke*

Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!!!*fires spirit gun at Ishiga, which sends
her flying through the window.* Let's hope that got rid of
her.

after yusuke said that, a red glow comes from window. And you
see the figure of Ishiga in the glow.

Ishiga: You're the first human to ever put up such a good
fight. Take that as a compliment, for it will be your last!!
You will all witness me in my true demon form!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*ears start to grow from head, triangle scars
apear on cheeks, and a tail comes from her butt.*

Yusuke: I have a feeling that things are going to get alot
tougher.

Ishiga:*laughs maniacly*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hiei: Stupid human!!!! You can't beat her now!!!!

Yusuke: Shut-up Heie!!!! I can take this!!! Girls are weaker
than boys!!!

Ishiga: Not in this case!!!!*lunges at full speed,which is
much faster than Heie's speed*

Yusuke: Damn,*looks around the room because he can't see
Ishiga*she's fast.

Ishiga: Peek a Boo!!!!*apears in front of Yusuke and hits him
to the ground with the butt of her sword*

Ishiga: Now I'm going to finish you off for good.*slowly
walks toward Yusuke*

Heie, Kurama, Yuki-ki, and Kuwabara: *yusuke is on the
ground, struggling to get up* *heie thrusts his sword at
Ishiga* YAHHH!!! *kurama gets out a rose* ROSE WHIP!!!!!
*yellow stars form on yuki-ki's finger tips* SHIMMERING
STARS!!!! *Kuwabara uses the remainging energy in his body to
attack Ishiga* SPIRIT SWORD GET LONGER!!!!!!

All attacks hit Ishiga at once and cause a great big
explosion. Then, Yusuke delivers the finishing blow.

Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as soon as the dust cleared you could see the faint shape of
Ishiga fallling to the ground.

Yusuke: Hell yeah!! I beat her!!

All others: WE BEAT HER YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: O.K., O.K., WE beat her.

Heie: Quit stalling!!! Let's take her to the demon prison.

Later, at the demon prison, Ishiga is going crazy.

Ishiga: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!*hits bars while yelling* IF
YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY SWORD I'M GOING
TO..........................

Yusuke: You're going to what? Bite my head off!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Ishiga:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*screams and
then starts to bite the bars*

Later, back at Koenma's office.Ishiga is in "super strong
break-proof" chains, with a lock, that has keys, to the lock.

Ishiga: *starts biting chains.

Koenma: Sad.....*shakes his head in pitty* Anyways,
CONGRADULATIONS FOR BEATING ISHIGA!!!!!

Yusuke: Awww,*blushes like a little girl* it was nothing.

Botan: *runs over to yusuke* OH YUSUKE!!! ^o^ *gives yusuke a
great big hug*

Yusuke: *Pushes botan aside* Jeeze! A simple "good job" would
do the trick.

Botan: OH! O.O*walks out of room pretending nothing happened*

Yusuke: Where are you going?!?!

Botan: Just watch.*closes door**opens door*Walks up to
yusuke*"Good Job" Yusuke!

Yusuke: O.K........

Botan: T.T I'm so proud of you, Yusuke! T-T

Ishiga: *Still trying to bite the bars off** finally gives
up* *thinks to herself* If I can't bite these chains loose,
I'll get the key on Koenma's desk. Fufufu..*starts to hop
over to koenma's desk*

Koenma: What is Ishiga doing??? o.O She's trying to get the
keys!*snatches keys off of the desk* HA!!!*rasberry*

Ishiga: *hits koenma's desk with her face on accident* X_X

All in the room: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ishiga: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

All: *stop laughing*

Koenma: O.K. Now to decide your punishment.*2 minutes pass
by* O.K. since I don't know what to do with you... you will
have provation with Yusuke.

Yusuke: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!! I
DON'T WANT TO WATCH THESE GUYS!!!!!

Koenma: Well, to bad!!! ^~^ *thinks to himself* I'm so evil
to yusuke.

Kuwabara: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Your life sucks man!!!!

Yuske: Shut up Kuwabara!!!

Kuwabara: @.@ *swirly eyes because yusuke punched him*

Heie: See you later, babysitter.

Kurama: Yes, good bye Yusuke.

Yusuke: HEY!! HEIE!!!! I'M NO BABYSITTER!!!!!!

Once Ishiga is beaten, she obeys her punishment, so in other
words... YUSUKE IS A BABYSITTER!!!!!

Uno (one) week later in yusuke's room.

Ishiga: Damn you Yusuke. You won't let me fight any of these
weak demons.

Yusuke: Well sorry Ishiga, guess I'm never in too much
trouble.

THE END!!!!!!

Authors note: Well, no one reviewed my blues clues story
where seteve dies, so I deleted it. Bye!!