Kil-Welcome back everyone! It's now eight 'o clock at my party only four hours until midnight!

NNB-what happens at midnight?

Kil-I turn 15!

NNB-so this was just a big precursor to your birthday?

Kil-Yeah, and I wanted a humor fic.

NNB-whatever...do I have a name yet?

Kil-YES! You do!

NNB-oh crap, who chose it?

Kil-Anthy did!

NNB-Anthy?

Kil-Yes.

NNB- I'll kill her if it's bad…

Kil-everyone gather 'round...oh wait we can't annonce your name until everyone comes!

Anthy-whose not here?

Kil-Katherine, Azara, Yugi, Ryou, Ryooji Otagi, Joey, and anyone else I forgot.

An-are they going to be here soon?

Kil-, in 5,4, 3, 2, 1,..

Katherine-hey everyone we're here!

Kil-Katherine just in time we're naming No Name Boy here.

Ka-fun

Kil-alright, listen! No Name Boy has a name now. A thanks to Anthy. And without further ado I wish to announce No Name Boy's name is, *Duo pulls out a toy drum and does a drum roll*…Fuuma!

Fuuma groans, - I don't want to be Fuuma!

To bad to late you are Fuuma! And Duo you can quit with the drum now.

Duo-sorry. *Puts drum away*

Fu-I do not want to be called Fuuma!

Kil-*gets a particularly evil look in her eye.*hey, Kinta, Bakura and Malik, you have a little job, make Fuuma like his name.

Kin-may we..?

Kil-yeah you can have access to your weapons, *points* use that room over there it has tile floor easier clean up if there's any blood..

Fu-I LIKE MY NAME! I'LL KEEP IT! DON'T LET THOSE PSYCHOPATHS NEAR ME!

Kil-ha thought so. Guess no fun for you three.

Kin-damn…

Kil-well I guess back to the party now..

The crowd of guests migrates to the dance floor once more because um…I said so? Yeah because I said so that's why.

Well, the party continues and some of our guests have gotten into a very interesting conversation…

Trowa-oh I never use theirs

Yugi-really? They're great I tell you!

Duo-neither get the job done for me, I mean during a battle it makes all the difference!

Heero-what are you all talking about? weapons?

Yugi-hair products! If your hairs in your face how are you supposed to duel?

Heero-oh! Now for me it's..

And so the great hair care debate went on soon the conversation included not only Heero, Trowa, Duo and Yugi but Yami, Ryooji, Malik, Bakura, Tristen, Ryou… well lets just say all the guys at the party except Quatre (he doesn't use gel, or anything; it's natural!) and Fuuma (for some reason Fuuma did not want to talk about hair probably because all his can do is bounce when he walks..

Fu-hey!

Kil-but it's true!)

The argument turned into a rather amusing brawl, sadly I lost ten bucks to Kinta, because Yugi successfully gave Kaiba a black eye, wow I had no idea the little guy even knew how to hit… after a while though everyone was up and healed (how this happened you ask? How the hell am I supposed to know I'm just the hostess!)

And!

Here are the results of the 20-minute debate-

Best shampoo-Shauve

Best conditioner-Herbal Essences

Best gel-Bed-head

Best dye(yes it's true, some of them use dye!)-Feria (anyone else scared yet?)

Well  after the 'great hair care' debate (and brawl) everyone returned to dancing and talking. Now I'll let you decide if that was a good thing or not…

*on the dance floor*

Duo and Joey are break dancing, um, I hope they don't kill someone, let's avoid those two for the time being….

Elsewhere..

Most people are acting normal (surprisingly) but of course how could Bakura, Malik, and Kinta go this long without some prank or bloodshed?

Kil-what are you three doing?

Malik-something that doesn't concern you!

Kil-like hell! It's my party what are you three doing? Tell me now

Kinta-don't feel like it…

Kil-hey Fuuma come over here and help me deal with these three..

Fu-why should I help you?

Kil-because, I said so damn it!

Fu-that is not a reason!

Kil-yes it is!

Fu-I'm staying here and there's nothing you can do about it!

Kil-oh really?

*during the argument*

Kinta-okay now!

*Malik and Bakura empty the contents of two bottles into the punch bowl*

Kinta-heh, give it 20 minutes and this will become one very amusing party..

_*_

Kil-Will!

Fu-Won't!

Kil-Fine! I'll get Yami and Anthy then! *mumbling* I hate him I hate him I hate him…, oh what, oh crap they split, I'll have to beat Fuuma later, oh well hopefully no one's dead… ah who cares, where's Katherine..

Katherine-I'm right over here, are you blind or something?

Kil-why does everyone like to criticize me!

Ka-because it's fun and …I decree it!

Kil-well I decree that …….Trowa's hair be blue! *Trowa's hair magically becomes blue* hee hee hee it time for some fun with author powers!

Ka-I decree that …..Kaiba  must dance disco! *it happens*

Kil-I decree that Heero must fully smile! *he does*

Ka-oh my god that was amazing, he smiled! It's a first!

Kil-I got the power!(starts singing from Labyrinth) The girl with the power! The power of voodoo, who do? you do!

Ka- I decree you stop.

Kil- don't worry that's all I remember, I haven't watched it in awhile.

Ka-good

Kil-I decree that Tristen's hair be unpointy! *it flops down and becomes like normal hair!*

Ka-another miracle! I decree that Kinta wear a dress. *Kinta the evil bitch of the west, finds herself in a pink frilly dress.*

Kinta-turn me back or I will rip your throats out! *they turn her back reluctantly*

Kil(rotflmao)- oh that was amusing, we could have died; but amusing,  how 'bout this? I decree that Fuuma must..mpm!*this is do to the fact Fuuma ran up and  covered my mouth before I could say anything*

Fu-leave me out of it! If you two decree anything about me I will personally kill you both.

Kil-but what if we decreed you couldn't hurt anyone or that you are a duck?

Fu-I'd find a way,

Kil-how about I grant you with the secret of author powers temporarily than we're all even.

Fu*considers* deal.

*I give him author powers*

(telepathically from Kilandra to Katherine) /I gave him powers, but of course we can reverse anything he does! He is beneath us!/

/good! What were you going to do to him anyway?/

/*mentally laughing like a manic* well….actually  I was going just to make him unable to lie or say anything mean, it would have annoyed him to death../

/it probably would have, you two can't be around each other for more than five minutes without getting into a fight!/

 Fuuma (who is oblivious to the telepathic conversation going on..)-lets see, I decree that…*gets and extremely evil glint in his eyes* …Kilandra must admit she's infioror to me! *nothing happens* what?! Why didn't it work?!

Ka-because I blocked it dummy! You can't do anything to us! We can cancel your decrees!

Fu-I hate you both.

Kil&Ka (in unison)- thank you for noticing!!! *they laugh hysterically*

_*_*_back to evil ones.._*_*_

Kinta- we need to do something, the punch should be taking affect soon. And that dress thing *shivers* I want payback..

Malik-what do you think, like start some truth or dare or a round of I never?

K-exactly! With everyone drunk it will be so wonderful, but first, Bakura can you get the champagne glasses form the kitchen, I have an idea..

_*_*_

Kinta – attention everyone! *people look* please take a glass of punch and raise it up in a toast! *everyone does so because what else would they do…* I propose that…

Kil(whispering)- I think she's up to something, *sniffs punch* yeah she did something to it. Don't drink it. But pretend you did, we'll play along with this for a while..

Ka-shouldn't we warn everyone one else or at least Fuuma? or Anthy?

Kil-no he tried to mess with me he deserves what he gets.

Ka-revengeful enough?

Kil- but your right I should tell Anthy, *looks and sees it's to late Anthy drank hers* damn it, here dump it in the plant. *they do*

Ka-I just thought of something, there wasn't a plant there before, were did it come from?

Kil-you always pour suspicious drinks in plants it's a rule! There had to be a plant!

Ka- ok whatever…

_*_*_

Duo (of his own free will)- hey who wants to play some 'I never'?

Kinta- oh my Ra he's doing our work for us wonderful!

Everyone gathers round because they have nothing better to do, it's a big circle, so let's vanish some people away…. Much better now the circle consists of, Yami & Anthy, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Heero, Katherine, myself (like I'd miss this), Kinta, Bakura, Malik, Seto,  Fuuma, Yugi, Ryou, Tea, Joey, and Tristen, um yeah that should be it… opps that's still a lot, OH WELL!

_*_*_

AND THE CLOCK STRIKES 9:00!

_*_*_

ha all over for the moment, so I, opps um I mean  KINTA has succeeded in getting everyone but Katherine and myself drunk. And now drunk Duo has suggested playing 'I never'!

*NOTE*- for anyone who doesn't know 'I never' is a drinking game where you say I never blank and anyone who has done what you haven't must drink,

Example:

Someone says-I never have failed a paper.

So if you have ever failed a paper you drink, the whole point is to get people to confess to things they've done while getting extremely drunk.

 If your of legal age you play til everyone is passed out drunk and the person left wins, but for us minors you can play it with extremely sugary soda (you give everyone two cans) and when you have drunk all of you two cans you lose. But since this is a fanfic and legal drinking ages don't matter (plus everyone's already had some) this will be played with real stuff.

And in the next chapter I have three special 'guests' appear,- oh Fuuma! Torture time!