Hee hee hee, it's nine o'clock and time for drunken fun! Read on if you dare!
Disclaimer-I don't own yu-gi-oh or gundum wing if I did gundum wing would be on everyday and Malik's dub name would not be Terrance! And Isis's would not be Ishizhou! Grr!
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(Remember we're playing 'I never' right now)
Kilandra-so who what's to go first?
Duo-I will! Okay..I have never gotten up earlier than 7:00 am,
Kilandra-ok lame but grr. *drinks, so does everyone else but Joey*
Seto-I'll go, I've never worn a dog suit *smirks at Joey who drinks*
Joey-damn you ya rich bastard.
Duo-heh, my turn, I've never, *looks around evilly* taken the wrapper off a starburst using only my teeth and tongue.
Kil-oh fuck you Duo, *drinks*
Everyone stares at her. No one notices Malik drink.
Kil-what! You mean none of you have ever done that? It's pretty normal in grade school and parties. *everyone shakes heads they see m confused* oh fine even though I know that at least one of you has to be lying..*puts head in hand* just someone go. And Duo stop spying on me!
Katherine-I'll go next…I've never lost a game of duel monsters.
Yami-that was evil
Seto-you've got to be kidding..
Ka-nope.
*All duelists exchange glances then jump to attack Katherine. They hit a translucent bubble that has appeared around Katherine.*
Bakura-what the fuck was that!
Kilandra-that was me, no killing my sub authoress I need someone sane here!
Fuuma-what about me?
Kil-*ignores him* just drink you all, *they do *
Kinta-haven't you ever lost a duel?
Kil-nah, don't play much on that thought Katherine here has never played, that's why she can say she's never lost. Now it's my turn I've never killed anyone.
Kinta, Bakura, Malik, Anthy and the gundum pilots drink.
Yami-um do mind crushes count?
Kil-no. so who's next?
Fuu-I'll go , I've never said 'in accordance with prophecy' til now.
Katherine and Kilandra exchange a look; drink; then speak. Yami, Seto, and Anthy also drink.
Kil-um you're dead
Ka-that was just plain annoying
Kil-you thinking what I am?
Ka-shadow realm?
Kil-shadow realm.
A dark portal to the shadow realm appears and they push Fuuma in.
Kil-bye baka yarro!
Ka-see you when we feel like it!
And the portal closed.
Kinta-who else didn't really understand that? *everyone makes some sign that they too are confused*
Kil-I'll explain, he knows that Katherine and I say that. You see he was doing it just to get us drunk and henceforth must pay.
Kinta-and so you two sent him to the shadow realm?
Kil-exactly!
Yugi-isn't that a little mean?
Kil-you know K he's right.
Ka-so how 'bout we send some company?
Kil-perfect! *snaps, Shadii and Mokuba appear, and a deck of cards* you two take the cards and off you go! *shove them though another portal looking very confused*
Seto-WHY DID YOU SEND MOKUBA TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Kil-um because…Katherine help reason?
Ka-because…hey why do I have to think of why you're the leading debatist and BS artist!
Kil-oh fine, we sent him because we couldn't have him here because there is alcohol and that would be a bad influence on him…*crosses her fingers and waits for a reaction*
Seto-your insane! I've lost Mokuba forever! *Seto gets up and starts freaking out and running around*
Kil-um wow that was interesting, I think we're going to end this before anyone else goes insane..
Kinta-but no one passed out!
Kil-um yeah people did. *everyone realizes that Tea Tristen Yugi Quatre, and Ryou are out.*
Kinta-oh wow they can't handle drinks now can they? Whad' they have like one each?
*Bakura begins poking Ryou repeatedly*
Kinta-whoa, you're drunk Bakura, you were not supposed to drink that extra bottle I gave you nitwit..
Bakura*giggles*
Kin-I'm so scared *walks away to find Malik.*
_*_*in the shadow realm*_*_
Fuuma-um hi.
Shadii-hi.
Mokuba-hi.
*the three stare at each other for awhile then Fuuma notices the cards*
Fuu(with evil look in eyes)-you two ever played poker? *they both shake their heads* perfect, boys get out your valuables we're playin poker..
_*_*at the party*_*_
well we've lost quite a few actually let's recap-
Fuuma-shadow realm cheating Mokuba and Shadii out of anything and everything they own.
Seto-running around crazy because he's drunk and believes he lost Mokuba forever, oh wait, now he's moping and crying in a corner.
Yugi, Ryou, Tea, Tristen, Quatre-all out drunk.
Bakura-is extremely drunk is poking Ryou repeatedly and giggling..?_?
Azara, Lyna, Ryooji -they went poof! They gone now…
Relena-dead and buried more cause for party!
So who's still here?
Yami, Anthy, Kinta, Malik, Kilandra, Katherine, Joey, Heero, Duo, and Trowa, oh wow we really cut down, cool.
Anthy-so what do we do now?
Kil- I was going to torture Fuuma but he's gone now so I don't know…
Ka-I vote we sit and relax after al that drinking…
Kil-defiantly not a bad idea oh wait I know! *snaps fingers* there we're all somber again, author powers are fun!
Yami- but they're all still fainted.
Kil-it'll where off in a few minutes.
Yami-ah.
Anthy- again I ask what do we do now?
Kil- I'm thinking some people torture, we need to get Fuuma back here.
Ka-so soon
Kil-yeah I have a few guests arriving soon.
Ka-who?
Kil- I'm am forever silent.
Ka-you have to tell me!
Kil-oh fine * whispers*
Ka- oh I can't wait. Let's get him back here.
*they snap a shadow realm portal appears and the three step out, Fuuma carrying a large pile of cash and jewels.*
Kil- hand it over you're not keeping that.
Fu-*grumbles under breath, but the words bitch and Kisama can be heard* take it.
Kil-thanks I'm low on cash.
Shady-aren't you giving it back to us?!
Kil- no. obviously you don't know me that well. You two can leave now *snaps*
Ka- I just realized something why are snapping for our author powers? We originally decreed things.
Kil- snaps are faster, decrees are for grandeur and intimidation.
Ka- ah. So can we torture Fuuma now?
Fu- no one's torturing me!
Kil-you don't have a say in this, sorry. *doorbell rings* ahh they're here! *opens the door to reveal- Buffy the Vampire Slayer???*Um your in the wrong fanfic, you're not supposed to be here.
Buffy- *looks around* um yeah, sorry 'bout that. *leaves*
Kil- okay weird, *doorbell rings* that must be them. *and it is- Inuyasha???* ahh! Why can't you people find the right fanfics! Shoo! You weren't invited! *kicks him out and slams the door*
Anthy- why were you so mean to him?
Kil- because the last Inuyasha episode I saw 'go back to your own time Kagomi' and he was mean and evil. *pouts* *doorbell rings* this had better be them…. * behind the door is… a pikachu*
Pikachu! You where supposed to bring him! why didn't you!?
Pika- pika pika! Chu! Pi-chu!
Kil-oh, well go get them! Shoo!
Pika- pi -KA!*runs off*
Ka- since when do you speak pikachu? *voices the wonderings of the whole group*
Kil- I went though a phase in fifth grade, and besides my little brother you forgot about him. he's still nicely obsessed.
Ka- ah
*ding! ding*
Kil- it's the door!
Fu- um Kilandra that's the clock *points* it's 10:00
Kil-oh.
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and thus endth the chapter!
And dang it I was going to torture Fuuma!
Fu- ha ha! I have evaded the evil plot!
Kil- you have not, I have two more chapters and people coming!
Fu- and uh, what was with the pikachu?
Kil- you'll find out soon enough, here's a word of warning- 5th grade recess..
Fu- you wouldn't ! I thought that was just a joke!
Kil- I don't joke about those things.
Fu- oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! Nooooo!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
Kil- ha, I win as usual,
Stay tuned for the next chapter! Who is the 'special' guest of Kilandra's? will everyone wake up from being drunk? Will Bakura stop poking Ryou? All this and more in the fourth chapter!
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