Disclaimer-I don't own yu-gi-oh or gundum wing, I also don't own thorn and briar rose, I don't own Anthy or Katherine, if I own Fuuma or not is debatable.

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*ding-dong*

Kilandra- the door the door! Who is it this time.. *opens door* yay! C'mon in! everyone meet the new guests, thorn and briar rose!

Briar rose-hi! Oh and I told you- not responsible for her *jerks thumb at thorn* anything destroyed or mauled, not my problem

Kilandra- don't worry.  Completely understandable. And you came just in time, everyone should be waking up now, *Yugi, Ryou tea Tristen Quatre all wake up*

Thorn- Quatre! *glomps him*

Quatre-uh help…?  Guys…?

Thorn*struggling against other three gundum pilots pulling her away*-but! But! My Quatre-chan! *whimper*

Kilandra-guys leave her be, I mean do you want another Kinta or Malik here?

*everyone in rooms shakes head then steps back from thorn, except for Kinta and Malik, who step forward.*

Kinta-hey thorn I think we have an offer to make… * pulls her away*

Kilandra*yelling at three walking away*- don't kill things! No bombs or I swear I will kill you1 got it?!

Grr.. stupid yamis…

Yami -hey!

Kil-oh sorry Yami, you know what I meant.

Ryou- Kilandra! Get Bakura away! *everyone realizes drunk Bakura is still poking Ryou*

Kilandra-oh, heh heh heh, sorry you're stuck with him.

Ryou-but Kil! Won't you use your author powers please? *bats eyes*

Kil-I'm not going to give in, you're stuck with your yami, at least this way he isn't trying to kill things with Malik, Kinta, and Thorn…

Ryou-okay true point, but he's really annoying! Get away Bakura!

Bakura- *pokes Ryou some more and giggles like a three year old.*

Ryou-why me…?

Yami –SHE'S CUTTING OFF THE CIRCULATION IN MY ARM!

*Everyone turns to Yami where Anthy is attached to his arm.*

Kil-what's with Anthy..? hey Anthy get off Yami you're hurting you're boy! *walks forward the leaps back as Anthy lunges forward at her, (note she is holding onto Yami the whole time)* Ahhh! She bit me!

Anthy- damn right. *hiss* *glomps Yami tighter*

Yami-help  please!

Anthy-MINE!

Joey- did she have sugar?

Yami-no….

Seto-did see watch X today?

Yami-no…

Seto& Joey-give her sugar!

Kilandra- first of all how do you two know this, and second do you really want to get within a five foot radius of her, I mean she hasn't even started using her nails or powers yet and she still drew blood! *holds out bleeding arm as proof*

Everyone in room *shakes heads*

Kil-whose immortal around here? Hey Duo you're the god of death!

Duo-not a chance, I ain't getting near her…

Kil-Heero?

Heero-mission accepted.

Kil * whispering to everyone else* -he's going down, not even the perfect solider can do this…

Heero walks forward with a piece of chocolate in his hand instead of his gun, when Anthy lungs he grabs her and shoves the chocolate in her mouth. Anthy chews and instantly becomes normal, Yami who has been let go of runs upstairs, (since when are there stairs you ask? Since  I SAID SO!)

Anthy runs after him a moment later.

Kil- well their gone now, um.. back to the party!

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Anthy-Yami wait!

Yami-are you ok?

Anthy-*nods*

Yami- good, lets go back then,

They start to walk out of the room, when Yami tripped on a ….marble? He started to fall backwards; Anthy leaned forward to grab him but also fell forward, the two landed on top of each other on the floor, blushing immensely…

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Kil-hey duo, go check on Yami and Anthy!

Duo-ok! *Bounces up the stairs*

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Duo walks into room with Yami and Anthy-the two still on the floor…

Duo-am I interrupting something, *smirks*

Anthy *blushes redder if that's possible*- um…a……uh… just don't say ANYTHING okay?

Duo-got it *leaves*

Anthy- maybe we should…

Yami-um yeah, let's go…

*They get up*

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*Anthy and Yami come walking downstairs*

Yugi- what where you to doing up there

Yami- um, talking.

Malik *walks up*- hey when's the baby due?

Everyone- WHAT?!

Duo- well what they were really doing upstairs…

Anthy- DUO!!! YOU ARE DEAD!

Duo-um… I didn't say anything… *tries to look innocent*

Kinta- *snickers * so, aren't so good are you two? Baby huh?

Anthy- I AM NOT PREGNANT!

Yami *thinking to himself*  / if she was I want to be the father../

Kinta* eyes bug*- Yami stop thinking….

Yami-huh? *remembers she can read minds* oh! *blushes very very very red*

Anthy-what were you thinking about….?

Yami-um…um….nothing…

Anthy-*glares*

Kilandra*distracting her so she doesn't kill Yami*-okay so you're not pregnant?

Anthy- no. *glares s'more*

Kinta-let's have her take the test!

Anthy-WHAT! *dragged off by Kinta*

_*ten minutes later*_

Kinta- she's pregnant!

Anthy- I am not!

Kinta-prove it. The test says you are.

Yami- I'm a father!

Anthy- shut up!

Yugi- huh? Does that mean…..? *faint*

Malik- so what ya gonna name it?

Anthy- I . AM. NOT. PREGNANT!!!

Kinta- the test says you are.

Anthy- well it's wrong!

Kinta- the box says 99% accurate face it you are.

Anthy- I'm the one percent!

Kinta- care to take another?

Anthy- just to prove you wrong.. *snatches box. And leaves*

Yami- I'm a father!

Everyone- congratulations!

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Anthy returns ten minutes later…

Kinta- what does it say?

Anthy-*silent.* Yami. I'm going to kill you…

Yami-huh?

Anthy-omae o korusu…

Yami-???

Heero-means she's gonna kill you.

Anthy- not just kill-burn! Annihilate you from the face of the earth! *raises hand and is about to execute a fireball*

???- hold it right there!

Everyone-huh? *turns*

???- this is the Y.P.A.! everyone freeze!

Anthy-NOOOOO! *runs away extremely fast*

Yami*chases the mother of his unborn child* wait come back! what's the Y.P.A.?!

Anthy* is very far away but for some reason we can all hear her…* the Yami Protection Agency!!!!

Yami- I have a protection agency, why don't they ever save me in your fanfics?

Anthy-OH SHUT UP!

y.p.a. agent-well she got away, sorry for the disturbance miss, hey what's your name?

Kilandra-um, Ket…yeah..

y.p.a. agent- alright, everyone move out after Anthy!

*helicopters with swat teams and trucks and the entire army go racing after Anthy and Yami…*

everyone-*blink*

Bakura-*blink* *poke Ryou*

Kilandra- *big sigh* they didn't get me.

Katherine-what do you mean?

Kil-on the Y.P.A.'s authors to watch list….. I haven't post anything with his death in it yet but…

Katherine-okay so why's Anthy on it

Kil-first she's on the most wanted list, have you read her stories?

Katherine- not all of them.

Kil- if you do you'll see why.

*doorbell rings*

Kil- finally! The Fuuma torture crew! Kinta bring him here!

Fuuma let me go! Oww! Kinta let go of me!

*Kilandra and Kinta shove him out the door and watch smiling.*

fuuma-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey- So what is happening anyway?

Kil- rabid Blastoise.

Everyone-???

Kil- he's being mauled by rabid blastoise- you know from Pokemon?

Everyone-ooooohhh.

Kil- you can let him back in now!

*Fuuma stumbles in clothes shredded and some blood, and he's soaking wet.*

Kil- I can't torture you huh?

Fuuma-die.

Kil- oh I'm not done yet…

Fuuma-oh shit…

*Doorbell rings*

Kil-who is it? *opens door*

Kamui- I'm here to kill Fuuma.

Lump in Kamui's cape- is it safe yet can we come out?

Anthy and Yami emerge from behind Kamui

Anthy- hi guys, I escaped! Kamui was coming here and he hid me!

Fuuma- um is he really here to kill me?

*clock strikes eleven*

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bum bum BUM! It's eleven o'clock!

What will happen?

Kilandra- Fuuma torture is fun! ^____^

Kinta- is Anthy really pregnant?

Anthy-I AM NOT!

Kil-you'll find out next time…

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Thanks to Anthy for writing ideas…. She contributed mucho!

Go review and more will come!!!

Next time- is Anthy really pregnant? Is Bakura still poking Ryou? Will Kamui kill Fuuma? Find out next time when the party continues, there's only one more chapter before midnight, then epilogue!