Apple-B-Gone
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DISCLAIMER: I don't own a damn thing. You get it? You got it? Good! By the way this is a spin off on Duo and His Attacker. If you haven't read it, don't panic, you won't be lost. Apple-B-Gone was a site created by my friend Kat who based it off our story and of course, Duo and His Attacker.
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Scene fades in on Duo running for his life and a gang of killer red apples biting at his heels. Just then the camera does a 90 degree right turn and focuses on Heero, who is dressed in white dress pants, light tan button up silk shirt and a brown belt. In the background you see Duo running by with the apples holding knives close behind him. Heero with a serious look on his face (which isn't hard) looks into the camera and begins to speak.
"Has you ravenous appetite made enemies of the food world? Have you been kidnapped, tortured, chased, or threaten by apples? Have you been choking on apples lately?"
A scream is heard and echoes throughout the room. Duo is seen running in the background on fire with the apples laughing evilly carrying a lighter and a can of gasoline. Heero gives a small smile into the camera and continues.
"Well no more! You can put an end to this ridiculous rampage by getting yourself a can of,"
Heero pulls out a gray spray can with a picture of an apple crossed out and big black letters that says "Apple-B-Gone" on the front.
"Apple-B-Gone! That's right! Apple-B-Gone! Just one spray can rid you of your apple worries. Watch!"
Heero then walks up to tribe of apples who are know roasting Duo on a wooden rotisserie. Heero sprays the apples. As soon as the apples were sprayed they started running in every direction trying to get the substance off them. Some apples run into each other. Others run into walls. Soon all the apples are disappearing. Heero looks at the camera with a debonair smile on his face holding up a can of Apple-B-Gone.
"There you have it folks! Apple-B-Gone! With Apple-B-Gone you can never go wrong! Apple-B-Gone is only $19.95 and is made with all natural products and substances. So you don't have to worry about toxic fumes. Don't delay, order today!"
The camera fades out into a blue screen with the picture, price and phone number where you can order the product. The announcer guy's voice rumbles through your TV speakers basically repeating what Heero had already spoken.
"Order Apple-B-Gone now! Call now and you'll get a 30 day warrantee! So if you're not satisfied with Apple-B-Gone you can return it for a full refund! No questions asked! Apple-B-Gone is made by Apple Products, the makers of Apple Wax. With Apple-B-Gone you can't go wrong!"
The camera fades out into a close up of Duo's smiling face. Duo looks into the camera and speaks.
"Thanks Apple-B-Gone!"
The camera fades into black ending the commercial.