*I don't own Legolas*sob* or any other characters mentioned. Also, this song is written equally
by both me and Forever a Jesus Freak
Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island
Legolas is Elvin,
Aragorn is cool,
Frodo has the creepy eyes,
And Gimli is the fool
Sauron is the dark lord,
Gandalf, he got fried,
Sam, Merry, and Pippin are the hobbits,
And Boromir, he died
Arwen and Eowyn,
They like Aragorn,
Elrond lives in Rivendell,
And Galadriel's ring is worn.
All their fans are crazy,
But we're the craziest yet,
If you see the movie,
You'll love it too, I bet
YOU"LL LOOOOVVEEE IT, TOOOOO IIII BEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
*We hear muffled laughter amid the thunderous applause* ; )