Death of the Ham-Hams
It was a dark, cold and rainy day. Laura sat at her window and gazed at the falling rain. "I'm really bored," she sighed in a very annoying way. "I wish someone would call," she whined, but knew full well that she no longer had friends because everyone at school had realized that day that she was annoying as hell.
Just then, the phone rang, making Laura jump. Especially because she was a pathetic loser, and no one calls pathetic losers like her. She raced to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?" she said eagerly. "Rape." A male voice said before hanging up. Laura looked at the phone. "Wonder what THAT was all about." she murmured.
Suddenly, Laura was zapped with some purplish-blue lightening stuff that came outta the phone. She screamed and dropped the phone, but she was already too late. Her arm was burnt to a crisp, but so was her heart. Like a bad chicken nugget. So she did the world a favor and died. ~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Hamtaro and all his dorky little hamster friends were in their hamster cage party-hearty-ing, when they heard a scream. "Tha' soun'ed li'ge Laura!" said a very drunk Hamtaro. "Oh, well! TURN UP
It was a dark, cold and rainy day. Laura sat at her window and gazed at the falling rain. "I'm really bored," she sighed in a very annoying way. "I wish someone would call," she whined, but knew full well that she no longer had friends because everyone at school had realized that day that she was annoying as hell.
Just then, the phone rang, making Laura jump. Especially because she was a pathetic loser, and no one calls pathetic losers like her. She raced to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?" she said eagerly. "Rape." A male voice said before hanging up. Laura looked at the phone. "Wonder what THAT was all about." she murmured.
Suddenly, Laura was zapped with some purplish-blue lightening stuff that came outta the phone. She screamed and dropped the phone, but she was already too late. Her arm was burnt to a crisp, but so was her heart. Like a bad chicken nugget. So she did the world a favor and died. ~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Hamtaro and all his dorky little hamster friends were in their hamster cage party-hearty-ing, when they heard a scream. "Tha' soun'ed li'ge Laura!" said a very drunk Hamtaro. "Oh, well! TURN UP