Death of the Ham-Hams Pt 2
First off, I wanna say thank-you to all the reviewers, I didn't know I'd get so many. Also, my story was longer, but my computer fucked it up, so the HamHams didn't get the privilege of dieing. Second of all, Jonathan Mansell, you shut the fuck up!! I REALIZE that it's fanfiction, but have you ever heard of BASHING?!?!?!? Furthermore, you're a guy who watches stupid little hamsters, so as far as I'm concerned, you're pretty much a GAY ASS PANSY!! And don't call me illiterate, I can probably read better than you ever will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHEM.
Chapter 2:
One day, Laura was resurrected because this crazy authoress needed her so she could kill her again. Coming home from school, Laura sighed very melodramatically and went up to her room. As usual, she found all the HamHams drunk and Boss was watching porno on a tiny portable t.v. he stole from the local drug dealer.
"HamHams! You know you're not supposed to be doing that! Shame!" and then suddenly a man in hot pink leather pants and a tight-as-hell yellow shirt burst in the room and threw a chicken at Laura's head. And she died on impact and her brain came out. Wait, scratch that, nothing came out because she had no brains. So anyways, the man then shot all the hamsters with BB guns and they swallowed them and choked and died.
THE END.
Be certain, there is more to come. Review, and all you people who have nothing nice to say, remember, I can bash HamHams all I fucking please!!
First off, I wanna say thank-you to all the reviewers, I didn't know I'd get so many. Also, my story was longer, but my computer fucked it up, so the HamHams didn't get the privilege of dieing. Second of all, Jonathan Mansell, you shut the fuck up!! I REALIZE that it's fanfiction, but have you ever heard of BASHING?!?!?!? Furthermore, you're a guy who watches stupid little hamsters, so as far as I'm concerned, you're pretty much a GAY ASS PANSY!! And don't call me illiterate, I can probably read better than you ever will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHEM.
Chapter 2:
One day, Laura was resurrected because this crazy authoress needed her so she could kill her again. Coming home from school, Laura sighed very melodramatically and went up to her room. As usual, she found all the HamHams drunk and Boss was watching porno on a tiny portable t.v. he stole from the local drug dealer.
"HamHams! You know you're not supposed to be doing that! Shame!" and then suddenly a man in hot pink leather pants and a tight-as-hell yellow shirt burst in the room and threw a chicken at Laura's head. And she died on impact and her brain came out. Wait, scratch that, nothing came out because she had no brains. So anyways, the man then shot all the hamsters with BB guns and they swallowed them and choked and died.
THE END.
Be certain, there is more to come. Review, and all you people who have nothing nice to say, remember, I can bash HamHams all I fucking please!!