Neon Fishies and Cocoa Puffs

by Queen-Me (aka. Your Master)

A/N: ARE YOU READY?!

All: YEAH!

Me: ARE YOU READY?!

All: YEAH!!

ME: THEN LETS GO TO THE SUPERMARKET!

All: Uh...

One person: YEA-um...I mean...

Anyways, um, this is my story. Its really random. Its kind of like Library Party, but it makes more sense. Well, not really. But it actually kind of has a plot. Wait. It has no plot whatsoever. Anyways...

Have fun! Don't let the bed bugs bite!

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Chapter One//

Snape makes a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

(A/N: That reminds me. Im hungry for one. Be right back.)

(A/N: Okay. I'm back. Yum.)

It was a dark and stormy night as Professer Severus Snape sat in his office.

"Gee whiz! I'm hungry!" he said to no one in particular.

So thats when he decided. To make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

But, you see, snape makes no ordinary Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Snape makes a TRIPLE CHEESE Grilled cheese sandwich. Or rather, a Cheese Sandwich Grilled Triple. Cheese.

So snape made a fire.

Then it caught on to his cloak.

And he died.

And Everyone cheered.

Huzzah!

No more grilled cheese for Snape.