Neon Fishies and Cocoa Puffs

by the powerful Queen-Me

A/N: Yipee. Thanks for the revews. -is really nieve and has trouble knowing if I'm being insulted or complimented-

lol. Anyways, on with the story...

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Chapter Two//

Pansy buys a Christmas Tree

It was a cool night. Pansy Parkinson was in the Forbidden Forest, illegally buying a Christmas Tree from Hagrid's evil

twin, Bob.

"That one's too tall," said Pansy.

"How about this one?" asked Bob, evilly.

"No," said Pansy.

"This one?" asked Bob.

"No."

"This one?"

"No."

"This one?"

"No."

"This one?"

"No."

"This one?"

And that's when she woke up.

"I need to shave my legs," she said thoughtfully, and went back to sleep.

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A/N: Yay.

Oh, I forgot the disclaimer. Yipee.

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. Except Bob. Yay.