Neon Fishies and Cocoa Puffs

by the brilliant and beautiful Queen-me

A/N: Hurrah! On to chapter three of my insanely random story. Yum

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Chapter 3//

Draco rides a pony

"Daddy! Daddy!" Draco Malfoy said to his father, who ignored him.

"DADDY!!" he repeated, whacking his father with his wand. His magic wand. Like, his wooden one. Um...

"Yes?" his loving father asked, straightening out his silk bow.

"I want to ride the pony!"

You see, it was that time of the year for the Malfoy family to go on their annual Zoo trip.

"But son," Lucius said,"It says 'Ages 16 and under' and your'e 19!"

"DADDY! I...WANT...TO...GO...NOW!!" Draco screamed, all the while whacking his dad in between words with his magic wooden wand.

But then Voldemort attacked and killed everyone.

The Malfoys died.

And Draco never got to ride the pony.

Oh well...there's always next year.

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A'N: Pooor Draco. -snicker-

So, my story stinks, eh? Well...yeah. whatever.

Until next time...

So long! Farewell! To you my fr-i-end! Goodbye! For now! Until we meet again! It's been great! To play and sing together! In the box...and now it's time..to...say...goo-

-is killed by a flying grapefruit-

YAY