**** Okay, I have NO idea why I wrote this story; I just thought it would
be kind of cute. Please R&R!! If you don't, I will send my furry decayed
zombie bunny Lowki after you. Have fun reading!! ****
Chapter 1 New Forms
Slap!
Miroku cringed as he felt his face turning red from the slap he had just gotten from Sango. He sighed and sat down, rubbing his face trying to take the stinging pain away. How he loved her, but he would never tell her for real. He couldn't hurt her and allow her the same fate as his mother had gone through. Even if he did ask her to bear his child, he knew what would happen, another slap to the face. She would never agree to love him, and he was to die within the year, so what did it matter.
" That's what you get houshi-sama!" Sango growled.
Miroku smiled at her and stood up, the red mark still on his left cheek. He stretched, allowing his bones to crack, and grabbed his staff. " Shall we go?"
Inu Yasha, who had sat himself up in a tree for a while, watching and waiting, jumped down in front of Kagome and Sango. He scowled and looked at the two girls annoyed. His silver hair whipping in the cool wind as he stared at them.
" Lets go." He growled.
' Seems Inu Yasha is having a bad day. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to poison him with those wild berries.' Miroku grinned, thinking in his mind.
He only then noticed that the group was far ahead of him. Running to catch up, he tripped and fell onto the dirty earth floor. He slowly got up and wiped himself off. Looking up, he smiled, seeing them wait for him made him feel special for some reason.
' You know why it makes you feel special, because you have people that care for you. Someone does like you for more then just a tool Miroku.' A small voice told him in his mind.
Kagome walked up to him and dusted him off. She starred up at him and smiled.
" Are you alright Miroku?" She asked.
Miroku smiled and nodded, walking up to the group. Everything seemed perfect at the moment. As they walked, he decided to allow his mind to drift off to other things. Like why he cared for them all. What he thought of them.
' Kagome would be considered a younger sister. Noble, strong, kind, loving, and generous. A perfect girl in every way.
Shippou, a little brother. Brave and confident, yet he always knows when to quit and allow us to help. Very happy, and always there to help out.
Inu Yasha would have to be considered just a friend, if even that. He doesn't even like me all that much, but I know he cares deep down. He can be kind when he wants to. He even lets us know in little ways that he cares for each and every one of us.'
Sango. Miroku felt himself get a little depressed. She was his secret love. He cared deeply for her, yet she didn't even seem to care. He knew they could never work out, he was to die soon, and until he did, he could not allow her to be hurt. His own mother died because he was born. Because of the cursed air rip she was killed as soon as he was alive. He couldn't show Sango he cared for her. That was why he groped her. If he did it enough, she wouldn't like him as a lover, just a friend. That's what he wanted, in short, he was kind of pushing her away and he knew it.
" Miroku, Earth to Miroku."
Miroku shook himself out of his stupor and looked down at Shippou. His big green eyes starred up at the priest confused. What was he thinking about?
" There's a house up ahead Miroku, mind working your magic?" Inu Yasha growled.
Miroku nodded and looked up. The house was small, but looked warm. He walked to the door and knocked three times. The door opened slowly, and a beautiful young woman looked out.
" Yes, what is it?" She asked.
Miroku smiled, knowing he had hit the jackpot. He bowed to the young woman.
" Hello ma'am, I am a priest from a far away village. I sense an evil aura around your warm home. For something to eat and a place to sleep I will get rid of it for you."
She gasped in horror and allowed him in. He gestured for the gang and they all walked into the warm home. There was a small kitchen to the right. At the moment he seemed to be standing in a living room, complete with a fireplace. She nodded to them and walked into the kitchen, ready to cook food.
" So, are you going to perform your " exorcism" Sango said rudely.
" Oh, yes, that." Miroku stimmered and walked out. He dug into his pocket of his robed and pulled out some wards. Sticking them around the house, he walked back in.
" Your house shall be protected now ma'am." He smiled.
She smiled and walked out, leaving them all to eat. Shippou munched on dumplings while Inu Yasha just sat in the corner. Sango ate with Kagome, talking about things called "TV's". Miroku sat down and started eating some rice she had given him.
About an hour later, he couldn't tell, the woman walked back in.
" I have set up your bedrooms for you. Come, I will show you." She smiled.
Miroku stood up and walked to her. He bowed again and looked down to meet her gaze.
" What's you name?" he asked kindly.
" My name is Katana. Yours?" She smiled.
" My name is Miroku. These are my friends. Lady Kagome, Lady Sango, young Shippou, and Sir Inu Yasha."
Everyone nodded at her and she bowed. She led them up the stairs and to the first door. It was red with beautiful patterns on it.
" This shall be the females room. Ladies, may I show you in?"
Katana opened the door and allowed them to step inside. Kagome smiled and sat down on the soft bed. The room was small, but it had two beds and a roof. They had a dresser and a desk in the far left corner. A closet and a few shelves.
" Thank you Katana, this is very nice of you." Kagome smiled and started looking around.
Katana grinned happily, enjoying the company. She pointed and started walking further down the hall to another bedroom.
" This one shall be for the demon Inu Yasha." She said, opening the door.
The bedroom was the same as the last, only one less bed. Inu Yasha mumbled something Miroku couldn't understand and walked in. He glared up at them and sat down on the floor.
" The last bedroom," she pointed to a larger door. " Shall be for you priest Miroku."
Miroku nodded and opened the door. Inside was beautiful. Red curtains, a red carpet, a giant bed with blue sheets, and wonderful antique furniture.
" Why all this for me?" he asked, staring at the room and thinking how much money he would get for all these things.
" You helped me, its only right." She grinned.
Miroku smiled at her and she left the room. He starting grabbing off all the robes, leaving only his white shirt and pants on. Climbing into the warm bed, he closed his eyes and waited for sleep to come.
Miroku opened one eyes, then the other. He slipped out of the bed and walked downstairs. Looking in Katana's room, he saw she was sound asleep. He crept outside and pulled out a carriage with some horses. He walked back to his room and started grabbing things he knew were of some money. He dragged the items from his room to the carriage. Back and forth, back and forth. Finally, everything was loaded and ready.
" That was a lot of work." Miroku sighed and wiped the sweat off his face.
" I figured."
Miroku spun around to see a woman in the shadows. He instantly knew who it was, Katana.
" Why hello ma'am. Just taking my leave now." He smiled.
Suddenly she jumped on him, making him fall and slam into the ground. He groaned and looked up at her. Red eyes flashed as she bared her demonic fangs. His eyes widened and he jumped up, grabbing and pulling her off him.
" You're a demon!" he cried.
" Yes, and I need a sociable mate. I figured someone would be coming to this home soon, so I waited." She grinned.
" Mate! Well I'm sorry, but there is no one I know of who can be your mate." He growled, getting into his fighting stance.
She smiled and flicked her hair. " You."
Miroku almost fell down. What was that suppose to mean, she wanted HIM to be her mate!
" But what of Inu Yasha, wouldn't he make the better choice, considering he's a demon and all." Miroku urged.
" Yes, he is a demon, but much to aggressive. You shall become my mate for life."
Miroku was getting more nervous by the minute. " But I am no demon, I wouldn't make a good mate for you."
She grinned again and looked him up and down. " Who says you aren't a demon."
Miroku's eyes grew big as he looked down at his hands, claws! He held his figure to his teeth and pulled it back painfully. His teeth were sharp!
" What did you do to me!" he growled at her.
" You said you weren't a demon and wouldn't make a good mate, so I turned you into a demon." She laughed.
Miroku growled and jumped up into the air. He landed on the carriage and threw the horses reigns up. The horses cried out and started to run. Katana hissed and jumped up, trying to jump onto the carriage. Miroku looked up and kicked her in the face, sending her flying off the carriage and onto the ground.
' I can't let the gang see me like this, I must leave them until I am able to find a cure.' He mumbled sadly in his mind.
Kicking the horses again, he rode off away from the home and his new family.
*** That was chapter 1 everyone. Send me a review if you want another chapter. If not, don't flame me, just tell me you don't think it will work. ^_^. I'm a screwed up person aren't I. I always see stories of Kagome turning into a demon, but rarely any weird Miroku stories. Bye!!! R&R ***
Chapter 1 New Forms
Slap!
Miroku cringed as he felt his face turning red from the slap he had just gotten from Sango. He sighed and sat down, rubbing his face trying to take the stinging pain away. How he loved her, but he would never tell her for real. He couldn't hurt her and allow her the same fate as his mother had gone through. Even if he did ask her to bear his child, he knew what would happen, another slap to the face. She would never agree to love him, and he was to die within the year, so what did it matter.
" That's what you get houshi-sama!" Sango growled.
Miroku smiled at her and stood up, the red mark still on his left cheek. He stretched, allowing his bones to crack, and grabbed his staff. " Shall we go?"
Inu Yasha, who had sat himself up in a tree for a while, watching and waiting, jumped down in front of Kagome and Sango. He scowled and looked at the two girls annoyed. His silver hair whipping in the cool wind as he stared at them.
" Lets go." He growled.
' Seems Inu Yasha is having a bad day. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to poison him with those wild berries.' Miroku grinned, thinking in his mind.
He only then noticed that the group was far ahead of him. Running to catch up, he tripped and fell onto the dirty earth floor. He slowly got up and wiped himself off. Looking up, he smiled, seeing them wait for him made him feel special for some reason.
' You know why it makes you feel special, because you have people that care for you. Someone does like you for more then just a tool Miroku.' A small voice told him in his mind.
Kagome walked up to him and dusted him off. She starred up at him and smiled.
" Are you alright Miroku?" She asked.
Miroku smiled and nodded, walking up to the group. Everything seemed perfect at the moment. As they walked, he decided to allow his mind to drift off to other things. Like why he cared for them all. What he thought of them.
' Kagome would be considered a younger sister. Noble, strong, kind, loving, and generous. A perfect girl in every way.
Shippou, a little brother. Brave and confident, yet he always knows when to quit and allow us to help. Very happy, and always there to help out.
Inu Yasha would have to be considered just a friend, if even that. He doesn't even like me all that much, but I know he cares deep down. He can be kind when he wants to. He even lets us know in little ways that he cares for each and every one of us.'
Sango. Miroku felt himself get a little depressed. She was his secret love. He cared deeply for her, yet she didn't even seem to care. He knew they could never work out, he was to die soon, and until he did, he could not allow her to be hurt. His own mother died because he was born. Because of the cursed air rip she was killed as soon as he was alive. He couldn't show Sango he cared for her. That was why he groped her. If he did it enough, she wouldn't like him as a lover, just a friend. That's what he wanted, in short, he was kind of pushing her away and he knew it.
" Miroku, Earth to Miroku."
Miroku shook himself out of his stupor and looked down at Shippou. His big green eyes starred up at the priest confused. What was he thinking about?
" There's a house up ahead Miroku, mind working your magic?" Inu Yasha growled.
Miroku nodded and looked up. The house was small, but looked warm. He walked to the door and knocked three times. The door opened slowly, and a beautiful young woman looked out.
" Yes, what is it?" She asked.
Miroku smiled, knowing he had hit the jackpot. He bowed to the young woman.
" Hello ma'am, I am a priest from a far away village. I sense an evil aura around your warm home. For something to eat and a place to sleep I will get rid of it for you."
She gasped in horror and allowed him in. He gestured for the gang and they all walked into the warm home. There was a small kitchen to the right. At the moment he seemed to be standing in a living room, complete with a fireplace. She nodded to them and walked into the kitchen, ready to cook food.
" So, are you going to perform your " exorcism" Sango said rudely.
" Oh, yes, that." Miroku stimmered and walked out. He dug into his pocket of his robed and pulled out some wards. Sticking them around the house, he walked back in.
" Your house shall be protected now ma'am." He smiled.
She smiled and walked out, leaving them all to eat. Shippou munched on dumplings while Inu Yasha just sat in the corner. Sango ate with Kagome, talking about things called "TV's". Miroku sat down and started eating some rice she had given him.
About an hour later, he couldn't tell, the woman walked back in.
" I have set up your bedrooms for you. Come, I will show you." She smiled.
Miroku stood up and walked to her. He bowed again and looked down to meet her gaze.
" What's you name?" he asked kindly.
" My name is Katana. Yours?" She smiled.
" My name is Miroku. These are my friends. Lady Kagome, Lady Sango, young Shippou, and Sir Inu Yasha."
Everyone nodded at her and she bowed. She led them up the stairs and to the first door. It was red with beautiful patterns on it.
" This shall be the females room. Ladies, may I show you in?"
Katana opened the door and allowed them to step inside. Kagome smiled and sat down on the soft bed. The room was small, but it had two beds and a roof. They had a dresser and a desk in the far left corner. A closet and a few shelves.
" Thank you Katana, this is very nice of you." Kagome smiled and started looking around.
Katana grinned happily, enjoying the company. She pointed and started walking further down the hall to another bedroom.
" This one shall be for the demon Inu Yasha." She said, opening the door.
The bedroom was the same as the last, only one less bed. Inu Yasha mumbled something Miroku couldn't understand and walked in. He glared up at them and sat down on the floor.
" The last bedroom," she pointed to a larger door. " Shall be for you priest Miroku."
Miroku nodded and opened the door. Inside was beautiful. Red curtains, a red carpet, a giant bed with blue sheets, and wonderful antique furniture.
" Why all this for me?" he asked, staring at the room and thinking how much money he would get for all these things.
" You helped me, its only right." She grinned.
Miroku smiled at her and she left the room. He starting grabbing off all the robes, leaving only his white shirt and pants on. Climbing into the warm bed, he closed his eyes and waited for sleep to come.
Miroku opened one eyes, then the other. He slipped out of the bed and walked downstairs. Looking in Katana's room, he saw she was sound asleep. He crept outside and pulled out a carriage with some horses. He walked back to his room and started grabbing things he knew were of some money. He dragged the items from his room to the carriage. Back and forth, back and forth. Finally, everything was loaded and ready.
" That was a lot of work." Miroku sighed and wiped the sweat off his face.
" I figured."
Miroku spun around to see a woman in the shadows. He instantly knew who it was, Katana.
" Why hello ma'am. Just taking my leave now." He smiled.
Suddenly she jumped on him, making him fall and slam into the ground. He groaned and looked up at her. Red eyes flashed as she bared her demonic fangs. His eyes widened and he jumped up, grabbing and pulling her off him.
" You're a demon!" he cried.
" Yes, and I need a sociable mate. I figured someone would be coming to this home soon, so I waited." She grinned.
" Mate! Well I'm sorry, but there is no one I know of who can be your mate." He growled, getting into his fighting stance.
She smiled and flicked her hair. " You."
Miroku almost fell down. What was that suppose to mean, she wanted HIM to be her mate!
" But what of Inu Yasha, wouldn't he make the better choice, considering he's a demon and all." Miroku urged.
" Yes, he is a demon, but much to aggressive. You shall become my mate for life."
Miroku was getting more nervous by the minute. " But I am no demon, I wouldn't make a good mate for you."
She grinned again and looked him up and down. " Who says you aren't a demon."
Miroku's eyes grew big as he looked down at his hands, claws! He held his figure to his teeth and pulled it back painfully. His teeth were sharp!
" What did you do to me!" he growled at her.
" You said you weren't a demon and wouldn't make a good mate, so I turned you into a demon." She laughed.
Miroku growled and jumped up into the air. He landed on the carriage and threw the horses reigns up. The horses cried out and started to run. Katana hissed and jumped up, trying to jump onto the carriage. Miroku looked up and kicked her in the face, sending her flying off the carriage and onto the ground.
' I can't let the gang see me like this, I must leave them until I am able to find a cure.' He mumbled sadly in his mind.
Kicking the horses again, he rode off away from the home and his new family.
*** That was chapter 1 everyone. Send me a review if you want another chapter. If not, don't flame me, just tell me you don't think it will work. ^_^. I'm a screwed up person aren't I. I always see stories of Kagome turning into a demon, but rarely any weird Miroku stories. Bye!!! R&R ***