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Authoress note~ Thanks to all my reviewers, you all rock! This is a songfic to Barenaked ladies (finally a group that's not Matchbox twenty) It's all been done. Please R&R! ( four stars symbolizes that it's part of the song, 4 stars closes that also)
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****I knew you, Before the fall of Rome, And I begged you, To let me take you home, ****
Holly went to bed early the next night. She was very tired from the insomnia attack she had experienced the past night. She had come to face the fact that Artemis was not coming back, even though it had only been one day so far. She snuggled up into her bed and cried herself to sleep.
Holly had terrible dreams that night. She spent the entire night tossing and turning. Those dreams were haunting her. They almost scared her. She dreamt of Artemis, cold and distant as he once was. She needed to see him, but she knew it was impossible for him to see her.
**** You were wrong, I was right, You said goodbye, I said goodnight ****
Holly woke up late the next morning. She was not in her bed. She was not in her house. She wasn't even underground! No, Holy was in a very familiar place, too familiar. Holly bolted upright and looked around, it was true, she was in Fowl Manor. Ugg. Holly thought, is this the mud-boy's 'Newest plan`? To kidnap a fairie for the second time? Of course, he wouldn't know that it was the second time... But of all the fairies, it had to be Holly!
"Oh, good, your awake. Listen Holly... It's okay. I'm here, and you're here, and Commander Root isn't here, and he won't be." Artemis said soothingly.
****Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done before****
Holly's eyes bugged out of her head when she heard this. She had so many questions that needed answers. "But, how did you? Why am I? Where am I in Fowl Manor? What's happening? How do you know me? I love you!" Holly started to bawl.
"I love you too, Holly. I got my memories back, as promised, you are here, Holly, in Fowl Manor, in my bedroom. I figured you'd be more comfortable in here than in one of the guest rooms. Holly, it's okay. I'm back, and I'm never leaving you again."
**** I knew you
before the west was won And I heard you say, The past was much more fun You go your way, I'll go mine, But I'll see you next time****
"No, you're not real. I'm not here. I'm in my bed, underground, dreaming. This is all a dream. You can't be here, I must be dreaming." Holly said to herself.
"But Holly, I'm here, I'm real. You are above ground, at Fowl Manor. To prove it, you have never been in my room, so you wouldn't have thought up this scenario on your own. Holly, I couldn't forget you."
"You're not here, I'm not listening! There's no way to escape the mind wipe, there is no way."
**** Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done before***
"Holly. You underestimate me. Holly, I've escaped many things that are thought to be impossible, this one was simple. Let's review. I've escaped a time stop, a blue rinse, a bio-bomb, the Bwa'Kell, the Russian mafia, Jon Spiro's security, and several bullets," Artemis started straight faced, then smiled, "And countless counselors. It's all been done, Holly, it's all been done."
"No, I refuse to believe it. I won't be happy, I won't rejoice, and I most definitely won't believe that we're together, here, and that this is real." But Holly did smile slightly as she said this.
**** If I put my fingers here and if I say 'I love you dear` and if I play the same three chords will you just yawn and say Woo hoo hoo it's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done before****
Artemis and Holly's eyes locked for a second, then Holly looked away. Holly knew that it was real. She knew where she was.
"How did you get your memories back? What happened?" Holly was uncertain that she wanted to know his answer, but she needed to know all the same. "And where are Butler, and Juliet?"
****Alone and bored on a 30th century night will I see you on the Price is Right? Will I cry? Will I smile? As you run down the aisle? ****
"I could never forget you, Holly. I loved you too much, even Foaly's mind wipe couldn't make me forget about you. And because I remembered you, everything else came back to me."
Holly sighed, she didn't want to, but she believed him, and she believed that this was real, " I knew you'd keep your promise. I wanted to find you so badly, but I couldn't. Now that we're together, I'm never going to let you go again. Now, where are Butler and Juliet?"
**** Woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done before****
"Butler and Juliet are both downstairs. Holly, don't go back to Haven, you can live here. Domovoi and Juliet agre with you staying here, please? One day we might be able to get married, and you would be my wife. And our kids would be Holly II Holly III, etcetera, and the boys would be Artemis III and Artemis IIII, etcetera. Okay?" Artemis rambled on.
"Artemis, I'm still deciding whether or not to believe that this is real. If it is, then yes, and no. I don't want to get married, well, not when you're this young, I want you to enjoy my company, and love me for the time being, but not marriage, not yet. But I really don't want to go back to Haven, so I would love to stay, If it's okay..." Holly answered honestly.
"I agree. Sorry, I was just rambling. You'll stay?"
**** woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done before****
"Yes, I'll stay, and in a few years we'll discuss your other offer." Holly grinned, because she knew that Artemis had only been persuading her to stay.
"Good, because I have to give you something, now, it's not because I want to get married or anything, it's just because I love you, and because I felt like getting you something."
**** woo! it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done before ****
Artemis reached into his pocket and pulled out a velvet box, Holly opened it, and inside laid the most stunning ring ever! It was a 5 karat diamond ring, and it was real! Artemis slipped the ring onto Holly's slim finger. It fit perfectly.
"Oh my gosh. It's amazing. Artemis, you really shouldn't have. How much did this cost?" "It cost somewhere around 2 million dollars, and I wanted to. I love you Holly, I'll do anything for your love in return."
"Artemis, you didn't have to do anything. Thank you. I love you."
"Come, Holly, you must be quite hungry, let's go downstairs."
"Alright." Holly said, still speechless.
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More to come. I'll be away for the next week, so please review with suggestions, or just comments. I'll update A.S.A.P.
Also, check out mah other story!
Ciao, ArtemisFowlWorld
Authoress note~ Thanks to all my reviewers, you all rock! This is a songfic to Barenaked ladies (finally a group that's not Matchbox twenty) It's all been done. Please R&R! ( four stars symbolizes that it's part of the song, 4 stars closes that also)
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****I knew you, Before the fall of Rome, And I begged you, To let me take you home, ****
Holly went to bed early the next night. She was very tired from the insomnia attack she had experienced the past night. She had come to face the fact that Artemis was not coming back, even though it had only been one day so far. She snuggled up into her bed and cried herself to sleep.
Holly had terrible dreams that night. She spent the entire night tossing and turning. Those dreams were haunting her. They almost scared her. She dreamt of Artemis, cold and distant as he once was. She needed to see him, but she knew it was impossible for him to see her.
**** You were wrong, I was right, You said goodbye, I said goodnight ****
Holly woke up late the next morning. She was not in her bed. She was not in her house. She wasn't even underground! No, Holy was in a very familiar place, too familiar. Holly bolted upright and looked around, it was true, she was in Fowl Manor. Ugg. Holly thought, is this the mud-boy's 'Newest plan`? To kidnap a fairie for the second time? Of course, he wouldn't know that it was the second time... But of all the fairies, it had to be Holly!
"Oh, good, your awake. Listen Holly... It's okay. I'm here, and you're here, and Commander Root isn't here, and he won't be." Artemis said soothingly.
****Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done before****
Holly's eyes bugged out of her head when she heard this. She had so many questions that needed answers. "But, how did you? Why am I? Where am I in Fowl Manor? What's happening? How do you know me? I love you!" Holly started to bawl.
"I love you too, Holly. I got my memories back, as promised, you are here, Holly, in Fowl Manor, in my bedroom. I figured you'd be more comfortable in here than in one of the guest rooms. Holly, it's okay. I'm back, and I'm never leaving you again."
**** I knew you
before the west was won And I heard you say, The past was much more fun You go your way, I'll go mine, But I'll see you next time****
"No, you're not real. I'm not here. I'm in my bed, underground, dreaming. This is all a dream. You can't be here, I must be dreaming." Holly said to herself.
"But Holly, I'm here, I'm real. You are above ground, at Fowl Manor. To prove it, you have never been in my room, so you wouldn't have thought up this scenario on your own. Holly, I couldn't forget you."
"You're not here, I'm not listening! There's no way to escape the mind wipe, there is no way."
**** Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done before***
"Holly. You underestimate me. Holly, I've escaped many things that are thought to be impossible, this one was simple. Let's review. I've escaped a time stop, a blue rinse, a bio-bomb, the Bwa'Kell, the Russian mafia, Jon Spiro's security, and several bullets," Artemis started straight faced, then smiled, "And countless counselors. It's all been done, Holly, it's all been done."
"No, I refuse to believe it. I won't be happy, I won't rejoice, and I most definitely won't believe that we're together, here, and that this is real." But Holly did smile slightly as she said this.
**** If I put my fingers here and if I say 'I love you dear` and if I play the same three chords will you just yawn and say Woo hoo hoo it's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done Woo hoo hoo It's all been done before****
Artemis and Holly's eyes locked for a second, then Holly looked away. Holly knew that it was real. She knew where she was.
"How did you get your memories back? What happened?" Holly was uncertain that she wanted to know his answer, but she needed to know all the same. "And where are Butler, and Juliet?"
****Alone and bored on a 30th century night will I see you on the Price is Right? Will I cry? Will I smile? As you run down the aisle? ****
"I could never forget you, Holly. I loved you too much, even Foaly's mind wipe couldn't make me forget about you. And because I remembered you, everything else came back to me."
Holly sighed, she didn't want to, but she believed him, and she believed that this was real, " I knew you'd keep your promise. I wanted to find you so badly, but I couldn't. Now that we're together, I'm never going to let you go again. Now, where are Butler and Juliet?"
**** Woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done before****
"Butler and Juliet are both downstairs. Holly, don't go back to Haven, you can live here. Domovoi and Juliet agre with you staying here, please? One day we might be able to get married, and you would be my wife. And our kids would be Holly II Holly III, etcetera, and the boys would be Artemis III and Artemis IIII, etcetera. Okay?" Artemis rambled on.
"Artemis, I'm still deciding whether or not to believe that this is real. If it is, then yes, and no. I don't want to get married, well, not when you're this young, I want you to enjoy my company, and love me for the time being, but not marriage, not yet. But I really don't want to go back to Haven, so I would love to stay, If it's okay..." Holly answered honestly.
"I agree. Sorry, I was just rambling. You'll stay?"
**** woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done before****
"Yes, I'll stay, and in a few years we'll discuss your other offer." Holly grinned, because she knew that Artemis had only been persuading her to stay.
"Good, because I have to give you something, now, it's not because I want to get married or anything, it's just because I love you, and because I felt like getting you something."
**** woo! it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done woo hoo hoo it's all been done before ****
Artemis reached into his pocket and pulled out a velvet box, Holly opened it, and inside laid the most stunning ring ever! It was a 5 karat diamond ring, and it was real! Artemis slipped the ring onto Holly's slim finger. It fit perfectly.
"Oh my gosh. It's amazing. Artemis, you really shouldn't have. How much did this cost?" "It cost somewhere around 2 million dollars, and I wanted to. I love you Holly, I'll do anything for your love in return."
"Artemis, you didn't have to do anything. Thank you. I love you."
"Come, Holly, you must be quite hungry, let's go downstairs."
"Alright." Holly said, still speechless.
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More to come. I'll be away for the next week, so please review with suggestions, or just comments. I'll update A.S.A.P.
Also, check out mah other story!
Ciao, ArtemisFowlWorld