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Exploring the Paranormal: Mary Sues

Mary Sues. What is it about them? Why do they make us want to throw large, heavy objects at them? Do they (If not now, then long ago) exist? Most, if not all, of these questions will be answered on this episode of.

Exploring the Paranormal.

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The first known recording of a Mary Sue happened approximately 1.5 zillion years ago. The Mary Sue in question's name was Little Good Two Shoes. It is believed that is why another name for Mary Sues are Goody Two Shoes.

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