I've been slacking lately, I know. I just can't bloody well seem to
concentrate on any fic recently because I'm trying to figure out if "The
Order" was based on a series of books or what, and then because of this new
fanatical obsession, I want to write a series based on the movie, but add
in more religion and take out the sex scenes. For that was a bloody
pointless bit for Alex and Mara to end up in bed.
Then again, some people don't realize that you can love someone without
bedding them.
As for this chapter, *shrug* I haven't written it yet as I write the
introduction, so we'll both be surprised as to where it goes.
And if you know if "The Order" was based on a novel or series of books,
please let me know in a review. Reading them or writing a story to satisfy
myself on that topic would be the best way to get it out of my system.
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July 12, Sighisoara, Romania
Lieutenant Seras Victoria has still refused to write the travel journal, so just to keep you appeased dear Harker, I will pick up where I have left off now that we are making camp outside of the castle where Alucard is temporarily dwelling, along with the three whores that he had made his companions when the Hellsing ancestor found his way to the vampire's territory.
The others are plotting ways to destroy the King of the Vampires, but Alucard will never die. All the garlic and silver stakes in the world will not kill Alucard. Ever. He is beyond such trivial means of execution.
I know how to kill him, but I'll leave it to you to discover the method Harker, for I know you won't be able to locate something that important.
As for the journey here, it has been quite uneventful since Lieutenant Victoria was attacked by the rogue vampire while we were out feeding. I have not been able to sense the auburn haired vampire's presence since we entered Sighisoara, so I believe he must have gone back to sleep after his meal or after visiting Alucard, or something else that I have not dreamed of yet, I'm not certain, nor do I care what he does. He is not the target, and he also taught LieutenantVictoria a lesson she will never forget about the ways of the undead.
It has rained every night since I last wrote in here, which made travel much slower than expected yet again, for the damned Order of Kali requested that we ride horses the rest of the way to where we are now, and of course, the Catholic Barnabas agreed with the absurdity.
I swear if I were leading this mission, Kali would have to just deal with their superstitions and behave like a civilized group of people, for this damned mess would already be done and we could be on our ways home.
But the Vatican doesn't want ME around anyway, so I will just allow for the lunacy to continue as I bounce along in my coffin each day while a horse pulls the wagon I ride in, then sit on my coffin during the nighttime traveling hours and take in the sights of the countryside.
As the trip continued, Lieutenant Victoria's wounds healed, and she began to lift her Harconen Cannon again, and now she is absolutely healed. She seems to enjoy the company of Father Barnabas and spends hours upon hours of our travel time speaking with the priest. It is about absolutely nothing, other than questions about why he decided to become a priest and the Catholic traditions and why they are still observed today.
She is absolutely tiring.
Now we are awaiting the next evening, when we will begin our assault on the castle where Anderson is being kept in order to free the priest, then Seras and I will return to England yet again to be done with this messy business, and I can then concentrate on keeping my child safe.
I swear that I will have this baby any day now, for I am as big as a woman in her eighth month of gestation. Everyone else in the entire rescue party has now noticed I am with child, and they want me to return to my home immediately. I do not wish to leave here yet, for I am finally strong enough to move and I am not sick continuously, so I am continuing this journey, though the group wishes that I do not fight or even accompany them inside the castle to retrieve Anderson.
I want to visit Alucard though, so I will enter the castle with them and then become separated from them for a while, just to reveal the punishment I am planning for our vampire, Harker. Alucard will be a good servant yet again as soon as he is back in the United Kingdom.
But unfortunately, Mikeesha, a small but heavy set woman from Kali, has just called for my presence with the group, so I must leave the journal entry for another time.
~Argetni
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July 12, Sighisoara, Romania
Lieutenant Seras Victoria has still refused to write the travel journal, so just to keep you appeased dear Harker, I will pick up where I have left off now that we are making camp outside of the castle where Alucard is temporarily dwelling, along with the three whores that he had made his companions when the Hellsing ancestor found his way to the vampire's territory.
The others are plotting ways to destroy the King of the Vampires, but Alucard will never die. All the garlic and silver stakes in the world will not kill Alucard. Ever. He is beyond such trivial means of execution.
I know how to kill him, but I'll leave it to you to discover the method Harker, for I know you won't be able to locate something that important.
As for the journey here, it has been quite uneventful since Lieutenant Victoria was attacked by the rogue vampire while we were out feeding. I have not been able to sense the auburn haired vampire's presence since we entered Sighisoara, so I believe he must have gone back to sleep after his meal or after visiting Alucard, or something else that I have not dreamed of yet, I'm not certain, nor do I care what he does. He is not the target, and he also taught LieutenantVictoria a lesson she will never forget about the ways of the undead.
It has rained every night since I last wrote in here, which made travel much slower than expected yet again, for the damned Order of Kali requested that we ride horses the rest of the way to where we are now, and of course, the Catholic Barnabas agreed with the absurdity.
I swear if I were leading this mission, Kali would have to just deal with their superstitions and behave like a civilized group of people, for this damned mess would already be done and we could be on our ways home.
But the Vatican doesn't want ME around anyway, so I will just allow for the lunacy to continue as I bounce along in my coffin each day while a horse pulls the wagon I ride in, then sit on my coffin during the nighttime traveling hours and take in the sights of the countryside.
As the trip continued, Lieutenant Victoria's wounds healed, and she began to lift her Harconen Cannon again, and now she is absolutely healed. She seems to enjoy the company of Father Barnabas and spends hours upon hours of our travel time speaking with the priest. It is about absolutely nothing, other than questions about why he decided to become a priest and the Catholic traditions and why they are still observed today.
She is absolutely tiring.
Now we are awaiting the next evening, when we will begin our assault on the castle where Anderson is being kept in order to free the priest, then Seras and I will return to England yet again to be done with this messy business, and I can then concentrate on keeping my child safe.
I swear that I will have this baby any day now, for I am as big as a woman in her eighth month of gestation. Everyone else in the entire rescue party has now noticed I am with child, and they want me to return to my home immediately. I do not wish to leave here yet, for I am finally strong enough to move and I am not sick continuously, so I am continuing this journey, though the group wishes that I do not fight or even accompany them inside the castle to retrieve Anderson.
I want to visit Alucard though, so I will enter the castle with them and then become separated from them for a while, just to reveal the punishment I am planning for our vampire, Harker. Alucard will be a good servant yet again as soon as he is back in the United Kingdom.
But unfortunately, Mikeesha, a small but heavy set woman from Kali, has just called for my presence with the group, so I must leave the journal entry for another time.
~Argetni
