Call Me a Girl, Will You?

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Sesshoumaru has more commentary for you! Aren't we lucky! Apparently, he's been reading the reviews, and heard that some people think he looks like a girl. his reaction was rather surprising . . .

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It has recently come to my attention that various people have some confusion as to my gender. To clear things up once and for all, yes, I am male. Any of you reading this, surely already know that. I'm going to disappoint you greatly, I'm afraid, because I'm not going to become angry about it.

It's a bit of a complement really. I am what the lovely ladies of the otaku persuasion like to a call a bishounen. It means a pretty boy. It means I'm young-looking, attractive, have long hair, large eyes, and long eyelashes. It means I could get away with cross-dressing. And women seem to love it!

So for that matter do some of the men.

Anyway, the point here is quite simple. Most humans aren't smart enough to look for the tell-tale differences between a really attractive slender man and a girl. Humans are stupid. Lucky me not to be one. Demons, of course, can sense a person's gender from the aura, so we don't make little mistakes like that.

I'm perfectly willing to allow human beings their stupidity. They'd be so bored without it. Of course, if one of these humans called me a girl to my face, I might be slightly annoyed. I'd probably correct him. However, I would not bite off his head and use it to play a game of demon polo. I'm not that sort of demon. I have style and I don't kill humans for being stupid.

I know, I know, you've heard so much to the contrary, but it's all because of the events I detailed in my first rant. I hope I've managed to clear things up here. I am not a woman, but I am also not a misogynist. I am completely comfortable with my pretty boy status, and I don't feel my masculinity threatened by uneducated people who assume because my hair is long that I am a girl.

Oh, and no, I am not gay.

Oh, and I'm also VERY available.

Any attractive female otaku are welcome to drop me a line.

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I thought I should cut Sess off there before he dug himself a whole deeper than he could climb out of. For the record, he's mostly joking. He's also rather desperate for a bigger fan-club. He's sort of offended that even Miroku has more fangirls.--Lady Belegwen Lightningblade