They all got dressed rather quickly and hurried out of the bathroom.

"That it, we're dead. goners. Poof"

"Oh for crying out loud," Jack said loudly, "Daniel it wont be that bad"

Janet laughed, trying to lighten the mood, "Poof?"

"He's right Jack. I mean Sir.General Hammond is gonna kill us. we'll be out on bathroom duty for the rest of our lives." Sam lowered her head.

Jack stopped and pulled Sam into a room.

"It's gonna be ok Sam," Jack said pulling her into a hug, "everything's gonna be fine, I promise."

"I hope Jack, what if he splits up SG1?"

"Don't worry, he.. Lets hope not"

There was a knock at the door, it was Daniel "Come on guys, we don't want Hammond getting even more pissed".

Sam buried her head in Jack's chest for a moment, "Yea, c'mon lets go"

Jack sighed, he knew they were in for hell. He looked at Sam, he's never seen her look so scared. He put a hand on her shoulder and squeezed slightly. Sam turned back and smiled.

When they got into General Hammond's office they all stood there waiting for him to come in.

"We're dead" Daniel whispered, "He's probably in telling the president everything right now!"

Janet just looked at the ground and kept her mouth shut.

"Shut Up Daniel!" Jack said with a glare, "just shut the hell up"

Just then General Hammond walked in.

Jack spoke up "Sir I'd like to."

"Don't even try it Colonel, I would NOT push your luck right now!"

"Yes Sir I know that but"

"Colonel O'Neill, I just caught you in the shower with Major Cater," Hammond glared at Sam as if to say #You tramp #. Jack felt his anger rise.

"Do NOT look at Major Carter that way Sir" Jack snapped before he could stop himself. Sam sighed, she knew Jack was in for it now "Jack" she whispered.

Hammond spoke up before he could say anything "Colonel, Major, you two are confined to your quarters until further notice."

#Much help that'll be, they share a room #.::AN: yea I know they'd never have a shared room on the show. but it's my damned Fanfic, and I say they do!::. a small voice inside of Hammonds head yelled. "And let's HOPE, you two can behave yourselves in a professional manner!" Hammond yelled.

Sam and Jack both snapped to attention "Yes Sir" they said in unison. And quickly left.

"As for you to," He said looking at Daniel and Janet.

Jack and Sam quickly hurried into their room and shut the door.

Sam sat on the bed and buried her head in her hands. Jack sat next to her and wrapped his arm around her.

Back in General Hammond's office. Janet and Daniel were getting ragged on.

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TWO DO SUCH A STUPID THING!?" Hammond Yelled.

Daniel spoke so Janet wouldn't have to, "I have on explanation for it General, other than it just happened"

Hammond decided to send them to there quarters why he thought about what he was going to do with them.

~ About an hour later ~

Hammond stopped out side of Sam and Jack's room. He was about to knock when he heard talking coming from inside.

"Shhh Sam everything's gonna be ok. Don't cry Samie. I promise I won't let anything happen to you, I'll resign before I let them ruin you."

Hammond knocked on the door.

Jack opened " Sir, can I do something for you?"

Hammond sighed, "I've come to talk to you and the Major, off the record."

Jack stepped aside to let Hammond in.

"Ok guys, here it is, You two have been sleeping together for, 3 months. I believe?" Jack nodded, Sam was still looking at the floor, "you were both drunk, but, you haven't been drunk these part 3 months, so where does that leave us?"

" Mine and Sam...err.Major Carter's relationship has not affected the performance of SG1 in any way, in fact I think it's made it better."

" That I can say is true Jack, but, there's still the matter of Regs."

Sam sighed, "Well Sir, is there anyway for SG1 to stay together?"

"I don't know, let me talk to some people."

Jack piped in "Call the president, and remind him we've saved his ass quite a few times."

"I'll keep that in mind Jack, but I don't think I can word it quite like that" Hammond chuckled and got up to leave, "don't worry guys, everything will turn out." With that Hammond left.

"Well at least he find's this amusing" Sam growled.

"Ah.. that's "Homer" for yea" Jack laughed.