About the Kid

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Well, it's about time I took further action to correct my bad PR. Today's rant consists of my response to those lovely people who want to make me out as a pedophile.

Now, let's make things perfectly clear: I'm not interested in any girls below what you call legal age. Well, at the very least I like ones that are old enough to have, you know, developed a little, preferably a lot. (Some of you younger fangirls should consider this before hoping to seduce me.) I'm a mature demon; I like mature women. Especially curvy ones.

So why have you people made up your minds that I would want to take advantage of a little girl who is (at a very rough guess) eight years old, and who further shows all signs of being just slightly mentally impaired. I like Rin. She's a sweet kid, but she's not the brightest child I've ever met. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. Bright children tend to be that much more difficult. Rin is never difficult. Sometimes I wish she'd get into more trouble, act more like a normal child. Good grief, she never even picks on Jaken. How abnormal is that?

Now I know you have an argument to this. You argue that, well, Mr. Sesshoumaru, you're going to live for thousands more years and Rin will be grown up before you know it! So, then, once she's all grown-up and curvy, then will you ravish her in a horrible demonic manner that I can only fantasize about?

Short answer: No.

Medium answer: No, and you people sure are frustrated, aren't you?

Long answer: If you had a much younger adopted sibling whom you had watched grow up, would you then find yourself in lust over him/her? Maybe you would. The term for this is an Electra complex, and it's generally not agreed to be very healthy. Rin can grow up all she likes, and to me she will always be a cute little girl, not a ravishable woman.

And while we're on the subject of very young females who I am definitely not interested in, let's mention my little brother's girlfriend. (I know he doesn't admit it yet, but I do have eyes, you know?) She's still a bit too young for me. Thirteen or fourteen year olds give me an uneasy feeling that I might accidentally damage them. While we're on the subject, I think she's too young for Inu-yasha too. He's more than three times her age. Doesn't this seem slightly wrong to you?

And there's another reason I don't want her. I don't steal women from family, however irritating my little brother may be. Besides, she really isn't my type. Not tall and curvy enough.

Now, as I mentioned before when Lady Belegwen cut me off, any tall and curvy fan-

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There he goes again. Sess seems to have a slight fixation on his lack of a love life. Ignore him when he starts talking like that, please.--Lady Belegwen Lightningblade