Welcome to my first thing in here
hope you enjoy.
this is gonna suck
Naruto was in the village, being bullied by a horde of rabid schoolchildren.
He did not know what to do, so he used his shadow clones to beat up all of them.
"Yay, now I'm gonna eat ramen, believe it!"
"NARUTOOOOO! DONT SAY BELIEVE IT!" The voice inside his head was telling him he couldn't say his lovable catchphrase?!
"Y'know what, imma go on a journey for no reason."
So he did.
"So I says to Sasuke, ' That's my Carrot!' And we start to fight." Naruto says, to a random traveler he met on the road.
"Wow, that story sucked." Naruto was enraged, his story was amazing! This guy's gonna pay!
"RASENGAN!" "Wha-AAAHHH!"
The Traveler gets sliced into pieces by the spiralling ball of chakra.
"That sure showed him."
With that incident dealt with, Naruto was off toward the nearest village.The village of Mouz was a normal village located by a pond, but all was not well within the area.
" We're gonna beat up a bunch of unprotected citizens and take their stuff!"
" Yeah!"
"That'll show those dirty businessmen!"
A gang of bandits was heading to the village!
Someone's gotta help the people!
" HEY BANDITS!"
"what?"
"GET AWAY FROM THOSE RANDOM PEOPLE IN THAT SMALL VILLAGE I HAVENT BEEN TO YET!"
"Ok..no."
"No?! NOW DIE!"
A thousand shadow clones spawn forth and fight the bandits.
Bandits all die obviously.
The Mayor of Mounz comes to the scene, only to see an orange freak killing a bunch of half naked bandits.
" This is weird, but you get a prize!"
"Is it ramen?!" If it was not ramen, he was going to leave and never come back.
" How did you know?"
" WOOHOOOOO!"
And so, Our hero Naruto eats all of the village's ramen.
the end...
for now...
PART 2. SOON?