"...Now Meryl does these things all the time...this'll be cake."  The tall insurance girl mumbled to herself, staring down at the vast amount of letter 'thingies' upon the typewriter.  "...She told me to start it a specific way...but...how…??"  Asking herself questions was actually helping her remember; good thing no one was around to hear her talk to herself, although Meryl was asleep behind her.  "Oh... right... something like this.  I hope.."  And so, Milly began to type.

Routine report, Date: May 24th

Place: Somewhere

Reporter: Milly Thompson :D

Hi there! Meryl has a hangover, so I think I should do the report this time.  Don't worry about her, though. I made her some tea so she'll be fine in no time! Anyway, just like you told us to, we're following Mr. Vash the Stampede around VERY CAREFULLY and we've been doing a good job… at least I think so.  So...we can get that promotion that Meryl has been wanting, right?   I know you're probably thinking 'Sure!' so I'll just tell her. ^_^  I'm sure you're curious on how we're doing as well as Mr. Vash, so I'll tell you that too!  The weather is pretty darn hot, and there's less water everyday.  It's AWFUL.  Just yesterday when I checked the store, THERE WAS NO PUDDING.  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?  It's outrageous!  Even though you'd probably like to hear more, I'll just save that for next month.  Hey… maybe we can even have a 'Milly Monthly' back at the office? n_n  Okay. Sooo...this was...oh... a few days ago.  Mr. Vash just happened to blow up one of the stores.  No biggie.  Not like the time he wrecked the whole Inn.  Now THAT was some major damage.  You should've seen it!  There were bullets and explosives and all of a sudden this big BOOM!!  I don't think the owner was very happy after that.  Well, I think I should be going now.  I'll have plenty more for next month, so be on the look out! Bye! :D

Yours truly,

Stun Gun Milly a.k.a. Milly Thompson.