A Trip In The Neighborhood: A Stargate:SG-1 and Harry Potter Crossover
Rating: PG-13
By dslguy14
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate or Harry Potter
Author's note: This chapter is from SG-1's POV. Thanks to my two lone reviewers out there!
REVIEW CORNER:
JE aka Yessina: Thanks, but I thought that was the perfect cliffhanger-y place to end the chapter. I'm suprised that anyone (I know your out there, people-who-don't-review!) did not notice that the stargate worked within the boundaries of Hogwarts. Well, for the purpose of this fic, naquadah has magic-repelling properties. So, zat guns, staff-weapons, the Stargate, and other naquadah-based tech work within Hogwarts.
Ariana the Warrior: Thanks, I thought my style might seem boring. Yeah, I guess as you write more often, you DO get better. Thanks ;)
Chapter 2: Muggles
***
Jack, Teal'c, Sam, and Daniel stepped through the stargate.
The regular sensation of the transistion between worlds seemed like the usual transport through the stargate. But the destination was nothing if unusual. As soon as Jack cleared the event horizon, he knew something was wrong. Two men and a woman (Humans!) were pointing what looked like wooden sticks at them. Just as Jack heard Teal'c stepping through the wormhole, all of the humans pointing the wooden sticks cried out.
"Stupefy!" they yelled in unison.
Red streaks of light shot out of the ends of the wooden sticks to meet Jack, Daniel, and Sam.
The last thing Jack saw was Teal'c getting a shot off with his staff...
Then everything faded into blissfull unconsciousness.
***
3 HOURS LATER
"Albus, I don't believe that we should wake them yet!"
The rest of the conversation was unheard by Jack, as he got one of the biggest headaches known to Earth.
"Unnnh" he groaned, finding it too painful to make any other sort of sound.
Then, he decided to open his eyes and look around. He was apparently in what looked like a hospital ward room, the rest of his team similarly incapacitated with the rest of his team looking almost unnaturally stiff. Also with what looked like a nurse, what were obviously four guards at the door and...
...the guy who had knocked him out with that energy weapon of his! Dang it! Have to make sure that they're not Goa'ld.
"Where am I?" he demanded of the old stranger. The pain was slowly clearing.
Dumbledore raised an eyebrow.
"You are currently at Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry."
His eyes narrowed.
"As if you didn't already know that."
"Come up here and read the charges, Kingsley"
Kingsley Shacklebolt stepped forward to Jack's bed and nodded at Dumbledore.
"You are-"
"Whoa, whoa, where am I? What planet? Wizards?"
"Planet?," Dumbledore said, frowning.
"Yes, planet! We gated to a planet! Are you human?"
"Yes. But I am a wizard - as are you. Do you work for Voldemort?"
"No, I am NOT a wizard, and I dont work for- Did you say wizard?"
Dumbledore nodded. Then, it came to him. It was impossible.
This man was a Muggle! He had penetrated the security around Hogwarts, and he was a Muggle!
"And I suppose that's your wand," he said sarcastically, pointing to Dumbledore's wand.
"Why yes, it is"
Jack massaged his temples for a few seconds before replying.
"First of all, what have you done to my team!?" He said, gesturing to the still forms of Daniel, Carter, and Teal'c on the nearby hospital wing beds.
"Merely put them in the full Body-Bind"
"WHAT is that?"
"A rather simple spell, actually"
"Whatever it is, just... just take them out of it"
"Now that I know you are not one of Voldemort's spies, I will"
Naturally, Voldemort would never "stoop" to using Muggles.
Dumbledore stopped at each bed and murmured the countercurse. Naturally, the rest of SG-1 had heard the exchange, as the full Body-Bind does not prevent hearing.
"An American military team, correct?"
SG-1 just stared at him.
"Well, if you think you are on another planet, you are mistaken"
"You are in England"
***
I know, I may have not got some characters right. I'll try and compensate in later chapters, ok? -Dslguy14
Rating: PG-13
By dslguy14
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate or Harry Potter
Author's note: This chapter is from SG-1's POV. Thanks to my two lone reviewers out there!
REVIEW CORNER:
JE aka Yessina: Thanks, but I thought that was the perfect cliffhanger-y place to end the chapter. I'm suprised that anyone (I know your out there, people-who-don't-review!) did not notice that the stargate worked within the boundaries of Hogwarts. Well, for the purpose of this fic, naquadah has magic-repelling properties. So, zat guns, staff-weapons, the Stargate, and other naquadah-based tech work within Hogwarts.
Ariana the Warrior: Thanks, I thought my style might seem boring. Yeah, I guess as you write more often, you DO get better. Thanks ;)
Chapter 2: Muggles
***
Jack, Teal'c, Sam, and Daniel stepped through the stargate.
The regular sensation of the transistion between worlds seemed like the usual transport through the stargate. But the destination was nothing if unusual. As soon as Jack cleared the event horizon, he knew something was wrong. Two men and a woman (Humans!) were pointing what looked like wooden sticks at them. Just as Jack heard Teal'c stepping through the wormhole, all of the humans pointing the wooden sticks cried out.
"Stupefy!" they yelled in unison.
Red streaks of light shot out of the ends of the wooden sticks to meet Jack, Daniel, and Sam.
The last thing Jack saw was Teal'c getting a shot off with his staff...
Then everything faded into blissfull unconsciousness.
***
3 HOURS LATER
"Albus, I don't believe that we should wake them yet!"
The rest of the conversation was unheard by Jack, as he got one of the biggest headaches known to Earth.
"Unnnh" he groaned, finding it too painful to make any other sort of sound.
Then, he decided to open his eyes and look around. He was apparently in what looked like a hospital ward room, the rest of his team similarly incapacitated with the rest of his team looking almost unnaturally stiff. Also with what looked like a nurse, what were obviously four guards at the door and...
...the guy who had knocked him out with that energy weapon of his! Dang it! Have to make sure that they're not Goa'ld.
"Where am I?" he demanded of the old stranger. The pain was slowly clearing.
Dumbledore raised an eyebrow.
"You are currently at Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry."
His eyes narrowed.
"As if you didn't already know that."
"Come up here and read the charges, Kingsley"
Kingsley Shacklebolt stepped forward to Jack's bed and nodded at Dumbledore.
"You are-"
"Whoa, whoa, where am I? What planet? Wizards?"
"Planet?," Dumbledore said, frowning.
"Yes, planet! We gated to a planet! Are you human?"
"Yes. But I am a wizard - as are you. Do you work for Voldemort?"
"No, I am NOT a wizard, and I dont work for- Did you say wizard?"
Dumbledore nodded. Then, it came to him. It was impossible.
This man was a Muggle! He had penetrated the security around Hogwarts, and he was a Muggle!
"And I suppose that's your wand," he said sarcastically, pointing to Dumbledore's wand.
"Why yes, it is"
Jack massaged his temples for a few seconds before replying.
"First of all, what have you done to my team!?" He said, gesturing to the still forms of Daniel, Carter, and Teal'c on the nearby hospital wing beds.
"Merely put them in the full Body-Bind"
"WHAT is that?"
"A rather simple spell, actually"
"Whatever it is, just... just take them out of it"
"Now that I know you are not one of Voldemort's spies, I will"
Naturally, Voldemort would never "stoop" to using Muggles.
Dumbledore stopped at each bed and murmured the countercurse. Naturally, the rest of SG-1 had heard the exchange, as the full Body-Bind does not prevent hearing.
"An American military team, correct?"
SG-1 just stared at him.
"Well, if you think you are on another planet, you are mistaken"
"You are in England"
***
I know, I may have not got some characters right. I'll try and compensate in later chapters, ok? -Dslguy14