bThis was a challenge I heard about a long time ago - so the idea is not
mine, and neither are the characters [besides GSG, gay guys 1-3, and the
ugly smelly monster demon thing. I hope I didn't take anyone's ideas -
this is me first ficcy! Yaaay! ^.^/b
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Shippo: Wow... what is it? Look at all the buttons!
Kagome: Don't! Touch! That!
Inuyasha: (going up to push buttons on the big television and VCR he helped bring through the well) Why not?
Kagome: AAH! SIT! [crash] If you touch it, you'll mess it up. We're gonna watch a movie - it's called Austin Powers; the Spy Who Shagged Me...
Sango: What's a movie?
Kagome: Um... I guess it's like a story, except it comes with a moving picture and -
Miroku: Kagome-chan, what does "shag" mean?
Kagome: (blushes, looks embarrassed) Uh.... who wants popcorn?
[ group silence ]
Kagome: Okay then... I'm going to... eh... start the movie now. AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
[ Shippo sits back down on the inflatable chairs kagome brought through the well ]
Kagome: (calming down)Now, if any of you want something to drink or eat, just tell me, and I'll gla-
Girl Scouts Girl (8-9 years): Would you like to buy some cookies?
Kagome: Eh... how'd you get here?
Girl Scouts Girl (GSG): That's irrelevant - buy some of my cookies!
Inuyasha: Shut up! The movie just started!
GSG: Make me!! (sticks tongue out) BUY MY COOKIES.... OR ELSE!!!
Inuyasha: Or else what, brat? (stands up and faces GSG in fighting stance)
GSG: Or else this. (walks over and unplugs T.V.)
Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Inuyasha: (evily glare at GSG - Inuyasha cracks knuckles) She's DEAD!!
GSG: Catch me if you can!!
Whole group except Kagome chases GSG - Kagome rolls eyes and goes to replug it in.
Gay guy 1: Are you sure we went the right way hun? This doesn't look like the parade.
Gay guy 2: You're always doubting me!! It hurts my feelings!! (teartear)
Gay guy 3: Now come on, if we stick together, we can get through this!
Kagome: Eh?... (sweat drop)
Gay Guy 1: Oh - hello? Is this the way to the parade?
Kagome: ... No.
Suddenly, Rin runs into the clearing, pursued by an ugly smelly demon.
Rin: Aaahhh!
Demon: Raaar!
Rin: Aaaahhh!
Demon: Guh... Raaar!
Rin: Aaah!
Demon: Raa... ah, I give up. I hate running.
[Apparently he didn't stop soon enough - ] Sesshoumaru enters clearing, cleanly slicing through the ugly smelly demon.
(Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Inuyasha, who are fearfully running away from the fitful 9 year old, pass by Sesshoumaru)
GSG: BUY MY COOKIES!!!
Rin: Ooh! I wanna play (joins terrified IY group)
Sesshoumaru: .... What's going on?
Gay guy 3: Guys! Look at that hottie over there! (looks as if pointing to Kagome, but gay guy 1 and 3 run past to cling to Sesshoumaru)(Sesshoumaru- sweatdrop)
Gay guy 1: If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put you and I together...
Gay guy 3: You must be tired; you've been running through my mind all day...
Gay Guy 2: [to gg 1 + 3] You're always pushing me away!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah, well I wish I could push THEM away! (Shakes arms, but the guys won't let go)
Gay Guy 2: That's it!! I'm sick of you always hurting my feelings! I'm done being gay!! (stomps off)
Sesshoumaru: Get off!!![Sesshoumaru and guys get caught in path of angry girl scout]
[simultaneously]
Inuyasha: Stupid gi-
Miroku: I'm gonna ki-
Sesshoumaru: Damn! Get off!
Girl Scout: BUY MY-
Kagome: STOP IT!!!!!
[ silence - crickets chirp ]
Kagome: *sigh* Much better [sits in front of television]
Group: Bu-
Kagome: SHUT UP! Sit down, and watch the mo-
[credits at the end of the movie start showing]
Kagome: *growl, evil glare*
Group: Uh-oh
GSG: You know, some of my cookies would help with your ang-
Goup [including Kagome]: *surrounds GSG, all crack knuckles*
Kagome: This... is your doing....
GSG: Eh... hehe... (nervous look as group closes in)
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bHope you guys [whoever you may be] like it - review if ya want!
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Shippo: Wow... what is it? Look at all the buttons!
Kagome: Don't! Touch! That!
Inuyasha: (going up to push buttons on the big television and VCR he helped bring through the well) Why not?
Kagome: AAH! SIT! [crash] If you touch it, you'll mess it up. We're gonna watch a movie - it's called Austin Powers; the Spy Who Shagged Me...
Sango: What's a movie?
Kagome: Um... I guess it's like a story, except it comes with a moving picture and -
Miroku: Kagome-chan, what does "shag" mean?
Kagome: (blushes, looks embarrassed) Uh.... who wants popcorn?
[ group silence ]
Kagome: Okay then... I'm going to... eh... start the movie now. AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
[ Shippo sits back down on the inflatable chairs kagome brought through the well ]
Kagome: (calming down)Now, if any of you want something to drink or eat, just tell me, and I'll gla-
Girl Scouts Girl (8-9 years): Would you like to buy some cookies?
Kagome: Eh... how'd you get here?
Girl Scouts Girl (GSG): That's irrelevant - buy some of my cookies!
Inuyasha: Shut up! The movie just started!
GSG: Make me!! (sticks tongue out) BUY MY COOKIES.... OR ELSE!!!
Inuyasha: Or else what, brat? (stands up and faces GSG in fighting stance)
GSG: Or else this. (walks over and unplugs T.V.)
Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Inuyasha: (evily glare at GSG - Inuyasha cracks knuckles) She's DEAD!!
GSG: Catch me if you can!!
Whole group except Kagome chases GSG - Kagome rolls eyes and goes to replug it in.
Gay guy 1: Are you sure we went the right way hun? This doesn't look like the parade.
Gay guy 2: You're always doubting me!! It hurts my feelings!! (teartear)
Gay guy 3: Now come on, if we stick together, we can get through this!
Kagome: Eh?... (sweat drop)
Gay Guy 1: Oh - hello? Is this the way to the parade?
Kagome: ... No.
Suddenly, Rin runs into the clearing, pursued by an ugly smelly demon.
Rin: Aaahhh!
Demon: Raaar!
Rin: Aaaahhh!
Demon: Guh... Raaar!
Rin: Aaah!
Demon: Raa... ah, I give up. I hate running.
[Apparently he didn't stop soon enough - ] Sesshoumaru enters clearing, cleanly slicing through the ugly smelly demon.
(Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Inuyasha, who are fearfully running away from the fitful 9 year old, pass by Sesshoumaru)
GSG: BUY MY COOKIES!!!
Rin: Ooh! I wanna play (joins terrified IY group)
Sesshoumaru: .... What's going on?
Gay guy 3: Guys! Look at that hottie over there! (looks as if pointing to Kagome, but gay guy 1 and 3 run past to cling to Sesshoumaru)(Sesshoumaru- sweatdrop)
Gay guy 1: If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put you and I together...
Gay guy 3: You must be tired; you've been running through my mind all day...
Gay Guy 2: [to gg 1 + 3] You're always pushing me away!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah, well I wish I could push THEM away! (Shakes arms, but the guys won't let go)
Gay Guy 2: That's it!! I'm sick of you always hurting my feelings! I'm done being gay!! (stomps off)
Sesshoumaru: Get off!!![Sesshoumaru and guys get caught in path of angry girl scout]
[simultaneously]
Inuyasha: Stupid gi-
Miroku: I'm gonna ki-
Sesshoumaru: Damn! Get off!
Girl Scout: BUY MY-
Kagome: STOP IT!!!!!
[ silence - crickets chirp ]
Kagome: *sigh* Much better [sits in front of television]
Group: Bu-
Kagome: SHUT UP! Sit down, and watch the mo-
[credits at the end of the movie start showing]
Kagome: *growl, evil glare*
Group: Uh-oh
GSG: You know, some of my cookies would help with your ang-
Goup [including Kagome]: *surrounds GSG, all crack knuckles*
Kagome: This... is your doing....
GSG: Eh... hehe... (nervous look as group closes in)
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bHope you guys [whoever you may be] like it - review if ya want!