Kawaii Mimi-chan: WELCOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Luthien: 0.o yeah... welcome. And thanks for reviews. Individual messages are at the end for previous reviewers.

Joey: Hey! It wasn't MY fault the Happy Orange Soda was knocked over!

Yugi: And who would've thought that the Kuriboh could take over the Celtic Guardian?

KMC: Strange minds, my friend, strange minds.

Yami Bakura: Death to the Kuriboh and its followers!

Luthien: Kuriboh forever! Besides Bakura, you should be NICE to us. You don't want anything to happen to you in our fic, do you?

Yami Bakura: Heh, you think I really care? Too bad Kuriboh can't be flushed down the toilet.

KMC: Hey!

Luthien: Though I'm sure it has been tried.

KMC: I thought you were supposed to be on my side, Luthien.

Luthien: He he, right...Well, anyway, to chapter two! This one has a wee bit of some The Lord of the Rings. I couldn't resist. Really!

Joey: Yeah, but it should be interesting though.

Yugi: And there aren't any spoilers...

Luthien: I don't like when people put them in fics without warning.

KMC: But in the end, we don't anything. Meh.

Luthien: And one more thing..

Joey: Uh oh.

Luthien: *dark glare at Joey* This chapter will have to be divided into two parts, due to the length of it. I want to get at least some of it done so people can read it.

KMC: What's the matter, can't type fast?

Luthien: *hiss*

KMC: We almost forgot!

Luthien: Oh, yeah.. My stupid computer can't do bolds. Or italics, I think. So I have to figure out how to overcome that. For now / .../ will mean somebody's thoughts.

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Moral Two: Don't invite Yugi and the Gang Over for Dinner

It was supposed to be a regular Saturday night and a regular dinner party... if there were regular people hosting. Alas, it was Luthien and KMC inviting some of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast over to eat. Thus, the long night begins. (dun dun duhhhh)

First to arrive were Yugi and Joey, whereupon Joey made right for the kitchen. Next came Tristan; and before long, all the invited guests were lounging in the living room (except for Joey who's still trying to get into the kitchen).

Few cast members were invited because KMC and Luthien like to keep their parties small, especially when the second dimension and third dimension have to merge into one. These complications can cause problems, which you will soon witness. So in all, the guests consisted of Yugi/Yami Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Téa, Kaiba, Mai, and Bakura/Yami Bakura (ACK!).

Everybody was talking happily and drinking soda, except for Kaiba. Instead, he was eyeing Yugi suspiciously from a dark corner. Suddenly, a deep but quiet roar rattled the house.

"Uh oh... The tranquilizers are wearing off!" Luthien said to KMC.

"Well, that's obvious," replied KMC, getting a little sharp in her panic. (I mean really, you could start to see fangs.)

"This could cause a problem or two," stated Luthien.

"Hey!" interrupted Kaiba. "That noise sounds very familiar!" he shouted angrily (when does he not shout angrily?). He jumped out of his dark corner and ran to the linen closet down the hall. He whipped open the door and face faulted. Inside was a Blue Eyes White Dragon. (Don't ask how it got in there.)

"How did you two get it in there?!" shouted Kaiba, once he got onto his feet.

"^-^ When two different dimensions collide, strange stuff can happen, Kaiba!" giggled KMC.

"KMC, did you just giggle?" asked Luthien. "Scary..."

"Shut up, Luthien. Anyway, we were just trying to keep it quiet so our night wouldn't be disrupted."

The BEWD yawned.

"Well, I guess it's too late for that," said Joey, who finally gave up his attempts in getting to the kitchen.

"I hate to interrupt here," Téa interrupted, "but where's the bathroom? I need to freshen up... and practice a friendship speech, cause I have a feeling I'm going to need it tonight!"

KMC pointed down the hall. "First door on the right."

Téa skipped off and closed the door. All too soon...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!"

"What was that?" yelled Yami Yugi dramatically.

Téa came screeching out of the bathroom, and in front of Luthien. Pointing down the hall behind her, she managed to stutter, "T-t-t-t..."

"KMC! I told you no one's to go in THAT bathroom!" cried Luthien.

"Eep, I forgot. Gomen nasai, Luthien," said KMC, scratching the back of her head.

Everyone looked up as they heard a "Rrrr" sort of sound. Out of the bathroom door floated an extremely wet Kuriboh.

"Rrrr," came the sound again.

"He's saying you interrupted their nap, Téa," said Yugi quietly.

"Umm...sorry?"

No reaction from anyone else. They were fallen on the floor or just standing there stunned.

"And now.. to dinner!" exclaimed Luthien cheerfully.

*CLANG CLANG*

"What's that?" asked Mai.

"It's sounds like someone is pounding on the door with an axe.." said Bakura innocently.

Everyone turned to him.

"How do you know what a pounding axe sounds like, Bakura?" asked Kaiba. That to him was just a little weird.

"Trust me, you don't want to know.." answered Bakura.

While this little conversation was going on, Luthien and KMC ran to the door, opened it, and almost fell flat on the floor.

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Luthien: All right! Part one of chap two is done!

Joey: You're going to leave it here?!

Luthien: Yup.

Yugi: That's cruel.

Luthien: Only to those who read this or even care, which are few, unfortunately.

KMC: But we still love you guys who are reviewing!

Luthien: Like 'Guardian of the Forsaken'. I have to say to you that the whole Blimey thing was entirely KMC.

KMC: I just had to do it.

Luthien: Yeah, we're not sure if Bakura is supposed to be English or Australian. Maybe he's having an identity crisis.

KMC: Or he could be both.

Luthien: Uh..yeah. Anyway, what's Mou Hitori No Yugi? You totally confused me there.