Luthien: Finally!
KMC: It took you long enough to get this up.
Luthien: Yeah, yeah. Well, it's been increasingly hard to get onto the Internet.
KMC: Whatever. Anyway, welcome to PART 2 of the whole Dinner scene.
Luthien: And we're happy to say that this will actually be more like a three-parter. The third part is going to take place in Helm's Deep.
KMC: You'll see why when you read PART 2.
Luthien: Why is 'PART 2' in caps?
KMC: *Shrug* I don't know. You're the one typing.
Luthien: Oh, right.
Disclaimer: MUHAHAHAHA! These pathetic girls don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! OR The Lord of the Rings!
KMC: You don't have to rub it in.
Luthien: And without further ado.. Here's the third chap!
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"Well, I'm here! And I had to leave Legolas and Aragorn at Helm's Deep to fight all those Uruk-ai alone, so this better be good!" said a gruff voice.
"GIMLI!! What are you doing here?" asked Luthien, despite her obsession with 'The Lord of the Rings'.
"This is the dinner party, isn't it?" said Gimli.
"Yeah, but only for the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast," said KMC.
After getting over the initial shock of having Gimli at the door, Luthien smiled so widely, KMC involuntarily stepped back. "That's okay! He can stay, what's one more guest?"
"You'd let the entire friggin' Lord of the Rings cast in if they came!" cried KMC.
"So? Your point?"
KMC just sighed.
"Okay then. Now that that's settled...to dinner..again," said Luthien, dragging Gimli in the house.
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KMC placed a platter of mangled chicken onto the table. Everyone stared at it.
"Sorry 'bout that. Our chef got a little frustrated and.." Luthien pointed behind her back to the kitchen.
They all practically died when they saw a Celtic Guardian, in an apron, hacking away furiously at a second chicken with his huge sword. The white chef's hat was lopsided on his head in place of his helmet. He whirled around and stared at the guests he was serving. He grinned sheepishly and shuffled from foot to foot.
It was Yami Yugi's turn to be shocked and speechless. Kaiba almost burst out laughing at him. Almost.
"Uh.. yeah. Well, you guys already heard the story about dimensions colliding.." Luthien started to explain.
"And we didn't know what to with him, really," KMC finished.
"Okay. To dinner... For the third time!
So despite the duel monsters roaming the house, everyone sat down to eat dinner.
"Hey! I can't see the table!" cried Yugi, hopping up and down to look at everyone.
"Oh, that's right! I forgot how short you were!" cried KMC.
"Lemme go get some cushions," Luthien said as she walked away.
"I challenge you to a duel!" Kaiba shouted suddenly, whilst pointing a finger at Yugi.
Yugi just looked cross-eyed at the finger.
"Will you stop saying that!" said Mai. "You're giving me a headache!"
"Kaiba, I already told you.." KMC said.
"You can't play a 2D game in a 3D world!" everyone in the room finished for her.
Kaiba just grunted.
"Cushions!" cried Luthien, announcing her return.
"Those aren't cushions!" gasped Bakura.
Indeed they weren't. In fact, they were a couple of Kuriboh.
"Well, I had to find «something»," said Luthien. "It's not like we have three foot guests come over everyday."
"I'm a little taller than THAT!" said Yugi. "Never mind. I'll manage without anything."
"Okay," replied Luthien, chucking the furballs behind her back.
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So everything was going along just fine. Everyone was having a good time eating and talking amongst themselves, except for Kaiba who was still eyeing Yugi from a dark corner of the table.
Then, trouble dropped from a place that could be seen by none other than Ra. And an ominous, yet familiar, flash filled the room. An ominous, yet WAY too familiar, cackle followed.
"Oh no, not again," grumbled Tristan.
"Raw meat! Where's the raw meat! I saw it earlier!" cried Yami Bakura, hopping up and down like a little kid. "OH! KNIVES!"
His attention was directed to the sharp dinner knife by his plate.
"GET THAT AWAY FROM HIM!!!!" cried Luthien.
Téa snatched the knife away from Bakura like a mother snatches a dangerous toy, which is exactly how Bakura thought of the knife as.
"Hey! Give that back, foolish mortal!" Yami Bakura threatened.
"Got anymore of them tranquilizers?" KMC asked Luthien.
"^ ^; Do you really think that's a wise idea?"
"I think-"
*BWAP!*
The two girls were interrupted by the sound of Gimli smacking his axe over Bakura's head.
"That should take care of him," he said proudly.
"AND ALSO GIVE HIM FREAKIN' BRAIN DAMAGE!!" cried KMC.
"Don't worry! I can carefully use my axe."
"Like how you just used it now?"
"He won't die, if that's what you mean."
KMC started crying. "NO!! MY POOR BAKURA!!"
Luthien ended up dragging Bakura off to a spare room and laid him down with some ice on his head. She knew that he would be okay. There was a whole book she had to read called Dimensions Merging, and it said that beings from another dimension don't get affected permanently by injuries while in that other dimension.
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan were taking advantage of everyone's diverted attention and eating all the food. (Figures)
"LOOK! MUSHROOMS!" cried Tristan, lunging across the table to grab them.
"Now where have heard this before?" thought KMC. "I'll have to ask Luthien about it."
Yugi watched his friend eat mushrooms with tears running down his face in joy.
"That's just kind of sad," said the four-foot. "HEY!"
A Kuriboh had sneaked out of the bathroom and behind Yugi. In a "WHOOSH", he had taken Yugi's Millenium Puzzle.
"My Puzzle!" Yugi cried out desperately, running after the wicked furball.
*CA-SHING!*
The Kuriboh fell to the floor as the Celtic Guardian, having given up on the chicken, whacked it on the head with the butt of his massive sword. Revenge is sweet.+ Everyone could have sworn they heard a deranged sort of laugh coming from the elf, but he just picked up the puzzle and handed it gingerly to Yugi.
"Uh.. t-thanks?"
The Celtic Guardian gave Yugi a thumbs-up and walked back into the kitchen. Tying his apron back on, he started working on dessert (Oh no! How is this going to turn out?).
Meanwhile, oblivious, Joey and Tristan kept on eating. Yes, it's impossible for even those two to get a whole table full of food into their mouths in less than five minutes. Mai, who had been trying to stay out of the action, was now taking her chances and trying to come on to Joey.
"So, Joey? What have you been up to since I last saw you?" the blonde asked sweetly.++
Joey tried to answer, he really did, but his mouth was too full of food so he gave up. Mai sighed and leaned back, watching the scene with the Kuriboh and the Celtic guardian unfold in front of her.
Gimli, who was sitting on Mai's left, suddenly tried to start a conversation with her.
"It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men."
Mai, in return, gave him the most bug-eyed look anyone has ever given somebody in the second dimension, third dimension, or Middle-earth. Being the unfortunate soul to receive that look, the Dwarf freaked out for a moment, then joined Joey and Tristan in eating whatever food was left in the house.
Just then, Yami Bakura came running into the dining room.
"Where's my meat?!" he cried.
"Oh, please!" said an exasperated Téa. "Can you stop with the raw meat?"
Yami Bakura decided to ignore her.
"MEAT!" he demanded, slamming his fists on the table.
"Well this is all a bit too much for me," Gimli said, getting up. "I feel that I must return to Helm's Deep to help my companions. Maybe after the battle there will be meat."
"Really?" asked Bakura, looking up. "Then I'm coming too!"
"Hoh, boy. Obviously, this guy doesn't know what he getting himself into," whispered KMC to Luthien.
"Hmm, do think we should really let him go?" asked Luthien.
"Sure. Why not?"
Luthien just shook her head. "Okay, what's the worst that could happen?"
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+ If you don't understand the whole 'revenge is sweet', then read the first chapter. ++ This fic is supposed to take place a few weeks or so after Duelist Kingdom.
KMC: We are happy to say after that, the dinner went a little more smoothly, despite the dessert incident, which we won't get into. After a few hours of talking and eating (or in Joey and Tristan's case, just eating), everyone departed. Of course, Luthien and I were left to clean up. But after a few minutes, when Luthien was cleaning the knives, we both realized something..
Luthien: And that had to do with the absence of Yami Bakura. So next chap will be a very short, very strange tale about what happened to the poor spirit when Gimli brought him to Helm's Deep.
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Guardian of the Forsaken~(SORRY! It has been changed! I was up REALLY late last night typing this!) It's nice to see you come back for chap 2. The best is yet to come (we hope) so stick around!
Red Roses2~ Actually, that was your first review for this story, but we appreciate your message! And we're really sorry about the whole Téa-not- being-in-character-thing. It won't be done any more. I (Luthien) think she's pretty cool but I (KMC) think she should die. Anyway, thanks again for the review!
KitesGirl~ Yes! Someone thinks it's funny! Thanks for the message, and we will hopefully be continuing for a while.
TO ALL: Anybody got ideas? We're running out fast. We're thinking of the next moral to be something along the lines of 'Yugi, Don't Leave Your Hair Dye Out Where The Kuriboh Can Get To It!' This will have pretty much every character in it and won't have us in the middle. It will be more like formal writing. Wait..what's formal?
KMC: It took you long enough to get this up.
Luthien: Yeah, yeah. Well, it's been increasingly hard to get onto the Internet.
KMC: Whatever. Anyway, welcome to PART 2 of the whole Dinner scene.
Luthien: And we're happy to say that this will actually be more like a three-parter. The third part is going to take place in Helm's Deep.
KMC: You'll see why when you read PART 2.
Luthien: Why is 'PART 2' in caps?
KMC: *Shrug* I don't know. You're the one typing.
Luthien: Oh, right.
Disclaimer: MUHAHAHAHA! These pathetic girls don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! OR The Lord of the Rings!
KMC: You don't have to rub it in.
Luthien: And without further ado.. Here's the third chap!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Well, I'm here! And I had to leave Legolas and Aragorn at Helm's Deep to fight all those Uruk-ai alone, so this better be good!" said a gruff voice.
"GIMLI!! What are you doing here?" asked Luthien, despite her obsession with 'The Lord of the Rings'.
"This is the dinner party, isn't it?" said Gimli.
"Yeah, but only for the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast," said KMC.
After getting over the initial shock of having Gimli at the door, Luthien smiled so widely, KMC involuntarily stepped back. "That's okay! He can stay, what's one more guest?"
"You'd let the entire friggin' Lord of the Rings cast in if they came!" cried KMC.
"So? Your point?"
KMC just sighed.
"Okay then. Now that that's settled...to dinner..again," said Luthien, dragging Gimli in the house.
??????????????????????????????????????
KMC placed a platter of mangled chicken onto the table. Everyone stared at it.
"Sorry 'bout that. Our chef got a little frustrated and.." Luthien pointed behind her back to the kitchen.
They all practically died when they saw a Celtic Guardian, in an apron, hacking away furiously at a second chicken with his huge sword. The white chef's hat was lopsided on his head in place of his helmet. He whirled around and stared at the guests he was serving. He grinned sheepishly and shuffled from foot to foot.
It was Yami Yugi's turn to be shocked and speechless. Kaiba almost burst out laughing at him. Almost.
"Uh.. yeah. Well, you guys already heard the story about dimensions colliding.." Luthien started to explain.
"And we didn't know what to with him, really," KMC finished.
"Okay. To dinner... For the third time!
So despite the duel monsters roaming the house, everyone sat down to eat dinner.
"Hey! I can't see the table!" cried Yugi, hopping up and down to look at everyone.
"Oh, that's right! I forgot how short you were!" cried KMC.
"Lemme go get some cushions," Luthien said as she walked away.
"I challenge you to a duel!" Kaiba shouted suddenly, whilst pointing a finger at Yugi.
Yugi just looked cross-eyed at the finger.
"Will you stop saying that!" said Mai. "You're giving me a headache!"
"Kaiba, I already told you.." KMC said.
"You can't play a 2D game in a 3D world!" everyone in the room finished for her.
Kaiba just grunted.
"Cushions!" cried Luthien, announcing her return.
"Those aren't cushions!" gasped Bakura.
Indeed they weren't. In fact, they were a couple of Kuriboh.
"Well, I had to find «something»," said Luthien. "It's not like we have three foot guests come over everyday."
"I'm a little taller than THAT!" said Yugi. "Never mind. I'll manage without anything."
"Okay," replied Luthien, chucking the furballs behind her back.
???????????????????????????????????????
So everything was going along just fine. Everyone was having a good time eating and talking amongst themselves, except for Kaiba who was still eyeing Yugi from a dark corner of the table.
Then, trouble dropped from a place that could be seen by none other than Ra. And an ominous, yet familiar, flash filled the room. An ominous, yet WAY too familiar, cackle followed.
"Oh no, not again," grumbled Tristan.
"Raw meat! Where's the raw meat! I saw it earlier!" cried Yami Bakura, hopping up and down like a little kid. "OH! KNIVES!"
His attention was directed to the sharp dinner knife by his plate.
"GET THAT AWAY FROM HIM!!!!" cried Luthien.
Téa snatched the knife away from Bakura like a mother snatches a dangerous toy, which is exactly how Bakura thought of the knife as.
"Hey! Give that back, foolish mortal!" Yami Bakura threatened.
"Got anymore of them tranquilizers?" KMC asked Luthien.
"^ ^; Do you really think that's a wise idea?"
"I think-"
*BWAP!*
The two girls were interrupted by the sound of Gimli smacking his axe over Bakura's head.
"That should take care of him," he said proudly.
"AND ALSO GIVE HIM FREAKIN' BRAIN DAMAGE!!" cried KMC.
"Don't worry! I can carefully use my axe."
"Like how you just used it now?"
"He won't die, if that's what you mean."
KMC started crying. "NO!! MY POOR BAKURA!!"
Luthien ended up dragging Bakura off to a spare room and laid him down with some ice on his head. She knew that he would be okay. There was a whole book she had to read called Dimensions Merging, and it said that beings from another dimension don't get affected permanently by injuries while in that other dimension.
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan were taking advantage of everyone's diverted attention and eating all the food. (Figures)
"LOOK! MUSHROOMS!" cried Tristan, lunging across the table to grab them.
"Now where have heard this before?" thought KMC. "I'll have to ask Luthien about it."
Yugi watched his friend eat mushrooms with tears running down his face in joy.
"That's just kind of sad," said the four-foot. "HEY!"
A Kuriboh had sneaked out of the bathroom and behind Yugi. In a "WHOOSH", he had taken Yugi's Millenium Puzzle.
"My Puzzle!" Yugi cried out desperately, running after the wicked furball.
*CA-SHING!*
The Kuriboh fell to the floor as the Celtic Guardian, having given up on the chicken, whacked it on the head with the butt of his massive sword. Revenge is sweet.+ Everyone could have sworn they heard a deranged sort of laugh coming from the elf, but he just picked up the puzzle and handed it gingerly to Yugi.
"Uh.. t-thanks?"
The Celtic Guardian gave Yugi a thumbs-up and walked back into the kitchen. Tying his apron back on, he started working on dessert (Oh no! How is this going to turn out?).
Meanwhile, oblivious, Joey and Tristan kept on eating. Yes, it's impossible for even those two to get a whole table full of food into their mouths in less than five minutes. Mai, who had been trying to stay out of the action, was now taking her chances and trying to come on to Joey.
"So, Joey? What have you been up to since I last saw you?" the blonde asked sweetly.++
Joey tried to answer, he really did, but his mouth was too full of food so he gave up. Mai sighed and leaned back, watching the scene with the Kuriboh and the Celtic guardian unfold in front of her.
Gimli, who was sitting on Mai's left, suddenly tried to start a conversation with her.
"It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men."
Mai, in return, gave him the most bug-eyed look anyone has ever given somebody in the second dimension, third dimension, or Middle-earth. Being the unfortunate soul to receive that look, the Dwarf freaked out for a moment, then joined Joey and Tristan in eating whatever food was left in the house.
Just then, Yami Bakura came running into the dining room.
"Where's my meat?!" he cried.
"Oh, please!" said an exasperated Téa. "Can you stop with the raw meat?"
Yami Bakura decided to ignore her.
"MEAT!" he demanded, slamming his fists on the table.
"Well this is all a bit too much for me," Gimli said, getting up. "I feel that I must return to Helm's Deep to help my companions. Maybe after the battle there will be meat."
"Really?" asked Bakura, looking up. "Then I'm coming too!"
"Hoh, boy. Obviously, this guy doesn't know what he getting himself into," whispered KMC to Luthien.
"Hmm, do think we should really let him go?" asked Luthien.
"Sure. Why not?"
Luthien just shook her head. "Okay, what's the worst that could happen?"
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+ If you don't understand the whole 'revenge is sweet', then read the first chapter. ++ This fic is supposed to take place a few weeks or so after Duelist Kingdom.
KMC: We are happy to say after that, the dinner went a little more smoothly, despite the dessert incident, which we won't get into. After a few hours of talking and eating (or in Joey and Tristan's case, just eating), everyone departed. Of course, Luthien and I were left to clean up. But after a few minutes, when Luthien was cleaning the knives, we both realized something..
Luthien: And that had to do with the absence of Yami Bakura. So next chap will be a very short, very strange tale about what happened to the poor spirit when Gimli brought him to Helm's Deep.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Guardian of the Forsaken~(SORRY! It has been changed! I was up REALLY late last night typing this!) It's nice to see you come back for chap 2. The best is yet to come (we hope) so stick around!
Red Roses2~ Actually, that was your first review for this story, but we appreciate your message! And we're really sorry about the whole Téa-not- being-in-character-thing. It won't be done any more. I (Luthien) think she's pretty cool but I (KMC) think she should die. Anyway, thanks again for the review!
KitesGirl~ Yes! Someone thinks it's funny! Thanks for the message, and we will hopefully be continuing for a while.
TO ALL: Anybody got ideas? We're running out fast. We're thinking of the next moral to be something along the lines of 'Yugi, Don't Leave Your Hair Dye Out Where The Kuriboh Can Get To It!' This will have pretty much every character in it and won't have us in the middle. It will be more like formal writing. Wait..what's formal?