A/N: Bob: Bob2's shout out sucked. (Bob2: It did not!) I'll do it over.
Okay, moving on.
Disclaimer: We don't own "Drink and Fight" by Flogging Molly. PLEASE DON'T SUE US!
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Chapter 3
Jacques was on his pirate ship. With Joe, he was planning how he was going to destroy the "volksvagen" dealership. How this will help his cause, the world may never know. But he was going to do it anyway. (Bob2: My handwriting looks like a guys.) (Bob: Fine, I'll take over-my handwriting looks like crap.) (Bob2: Mine's better!) (Bob: I know.) (Bob2: You're supposed to argue.) (Bob: Oh, okay-Toad is cute.) (Bob2: No, he's not. Psst. Bob loves Goose!) (Bob: Bob does not! Bob likes Toad& Kurt 'cept there's three girls after Kurt & zero after Toad, so Toad is cute.) (Bob2: Well. I LOVE STAN!) (Bob: I know & Stan, he's cool, he's the coolest guy in the world, but Toad's the cutest!) (Bob2: Whatever happened to Stan and your beer truck, anyway?) (Bob: Stan hijacked my beer truck & I got it back & and we all went to a Flogging Molly concert and drunkenly swaggered around the mosh pit.) (Bob2: Okay. Why wasn't I invited to come along???) (Bob: 'cuz you were at home & I forgot where you're house is & we're totally off topic & should get back to da story) (Bob2: When are we ever on topic?) (Bob: Good point lots go back to our story, though.) (Bob2: PROGRESS IS RAPID!) (Bob: Yeah!)
Meanwhile, Jackie was on the island of Rum & corrupted nuns. She. was drunk. Okay we're going to zoom in on her. She was singing. It sounded like this:
"Well I stumbled through the door, and I'm drunk and full of smoke. My wife said `I've had enough, that's it, I'm sick, get out.' So I stumbled down to Kelly's pub & we had another round! Well.
(CHORUS)
Drink & drink & drink & drink & drink & drink & fight! Hey! If I see a pretty girl, I'll sleep with her tonight! And we'll drink (x6) and fight!
And Mary MacGregor, while she was a pretty w*hore, she always greeted you with a smile and never locked her door, but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep, for Mary MacGregor finally got some sleep!
Chorus
Well, I once loved a girl, a child untold. I gave her my heart, and she gave me a cold. Now I sit, standing here out in the pouring rain, I'll stumble back to Kelly's pub, and cry away me pain! Chorus."
She was dancing, too, it was scary. 'Kay, we're at school now! Bye.
A/N: (Bob2) *sighs* Fine, here's the new one's all right?
Susan B: We'll read your story thanks!
Jaques: Thanks for the review.
Bant: I don't need to talk to you!
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Bob2: Oi.
Disclaimer: We don't own "Drink and Fight" by Flogging Molly. PLEASE DON'T SUE US!
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Chapter 3
Jacques was on his pirate ship. With Joe, he was planning how he was going to destroy the "volksvagen" dealership. How this will help his cause, the world may never know. But he was going to do it anyway. (Bob2: My handwriting looks like a guys.) (Bob: Fine, I'll take over-my handwriting looks like crap.) (Bob2: Mine's better!) (Bob: I know.) (Bob2: You're supposed to argue.) (Bob: Oh, okay-Toad is cute.) (Bob2: No, he's not. Psst. Bob loves Goose!) (Bob: Bob does not! Bob likes Toad& Kurt 'cept there's three girls after Kurt & zero after Toad, so Toad is cute.) (Bob2: Well. I LOVE STAN!) (Bob: I know & Stan, he's cool, he's the coolest guy in the world, but Toad's the cutest!) (Bob2: Whatever happened to Stan and your beer truck, anyway?) (Bob: Stan hijacked my beer truck & I got it back & and we all went to a Flogging Molly concert and drunkenly swaggered around the mosh pit.) (Bob2: Okay. Why wasn't I invited to come along???) (Bob: 'cuz you were at home & I forgot where you're house is & we're totally off topic & should get back to da story) (Bob2: When are we ever on topic?) (Bob: Good point lots go back to our story, though.) (Bob2: PROGRESS IS RAPID!) (Bob: Yeah!)
Meanwhile, Jackie was on the island of Rum & corrupted nuns. She. was drunk. Okay we're going to zoom in on her. She was singing. It sounded like this:
"Well I stumbled through the door, and I'm drunk and full of smoke. My wife said `I've had enough, that's it, I'm sick, get out.' So I stumbled down to Kelly's pub & we had another round! Well.
(CHORUS)
Drink & drink & drink & drink & drink & drink & fight! Hey! If I see a pretty girl, I'll sleep with her tonight! And we'll drink (x6) and fight!
And Mary MacGregor, while she was a pretty w*hore, she always greeted you with a smile and never locked her door, but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep, for Mary MacGregor finally got some sleep!
Chorus
Well, I once loved a girl, a child untold. I gave her my heart, and she gave me a cold. Now I sit, standing here out in the pouring rain, I'll stumble back to Kelly's pub, and cry away me pain! Chorus."
She was dancing, too, it was scary. 'Kay, we're at school now! Bye.
A/N: (Bob2) *sighs* Fine, here's the new one's all right?
Susan B: We'll read your story thanks!
Jaques: Thanks for the review.
Bant: I don't need to talk to you!
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Bob2: Oi.