Okeeee! Well according to ME, and my reviewers *emily gothgirl, la bella, charm COUGH* I think that chapter one was a success…….lol
SOOOOO im gonna add another song kay?
Emily---haha yeah I need to update out there fic….but u need to heeeeeelp!!! Lol but we got no reviews 4 dat one….rats tehe c ya round
Goth-Girl2---hehe thanx! Wow one of mine---TALLEY!!!--- stories sounds realistic to a normal, non-obsessive teenager! Lol *tearrrrrrr* thankas!
La Bella Mafia---hey…ur name sounds FAMILIAR lol…WAIT I GOT IT *searches mind* ive "seen" u in the holes section! Lol well thanx 4 the review……byes!
Charm---hey! Wow u read something out of holes! J/k lol well thanx 4 readin, as always…HEY SQUID! Im not retarded…*points* ITS THERE FAULT!
Mom and bob: whyyyy! I thot I raised a good kid!
Bob: erm, im a green rubber alien toy…what did I have to do w/ all this junk?!?!
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Now I'll be making fun *haha* of GC cuz there STUPID (sorry
to all their fans…I don't hate UUUUU, just them cuz I respect all individual
opinions…if u like something, why let other diss it :-P)
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous by Good Charlotte made into Lifestyles of
the Gross and the Smelly by Bad Scarlett *snicker*
You see their blubbery face,
Smell them from far away,
You plug your nose, shield your kid's face!
All they do is pee and fart,
And they don't eat real smart,
Thinking about hot fudge sundaes!
I'd like to see them take a bath!
With a big fat bar of Zest!
Then I'd give them diet cokes!
And I tell them about TOPS,
And burn all their skimpy small clothes
So their rolls don't blind my eyes,
Blind my eyes!
(Eyes, eyes, eyes!)
Lifestyles of the Gross and the Smelly!
With their fat bellies!
With their fat bellies!
If diets are such a problem,
There's liposuction!
There's liposuction!
Did you know that if you're stinky you can buy perfume,
Antiperspirant so you don't stink up the room!
As long as you've got the heart to make a change!
Did you know if you are obese to the point
Where you cant move a finger, even pop a joint,
You can always get tips from my friend Oprah!
I'd like to see them take a bath!
With a big fat bar of Zest!
Then I'd give them diet cokes!
And I tell them about TOPS,
And burn all their skimpy small clothes
So their rolls don't blind my eyes,
Blind my eyes!
(Eyes, eyes, eyes!)
Lifestyles of the Gross and the Smelly!
With their fat bellies!
With their fat bellies!
If diets are such a problem,
There's liposuction!
There's liposuction!
(Eyes, eyes, eyes!)
Lifestyles of the Gross and the Smelly!
With their fat bellies!
With their fat bellies!
If diets are such a problem,
You've got so many problems!
Think I could solve them!
Take my cash cards and go buy
Some Fart Preventions!
Lifestyles of the Gross and the Smelly!
Lifestyles of the Gross and the Smelly!
Lifestyles of the Gross and the Smelly!
Hehe I think that went hilariously well hehe
Tata!
*talley~