"Once upon a time"
Once upon a time there was a surgeon who was living far far away from home in a place called Korea. He was told to go there by the Army who weren't really very nice people. This surgeon stayed in a MASH and there he had to mend broken soldiers. After they were mended he sent them on their way, ready to get broken again. Sometimes they came back, sometimes they didn't. He was always very happy when no one came to be mended. He didn't like being there and he really wanted to home again but as long as he was there he lived in tent called the Swamp. He shared this tent with two other surgeons. One of these surgeons was his best friend. Some would even say there were more than best friends. They did everything together. Really, everything. This surgeon's name was Hawkeye. This wasn't his real name. Hawkeye also didn't like being there but he'd also been forced to go by the Army. Hawkeye and BJ, which was the first surgeon's name, did lots of things they weren't supposed to do. They had a still. The stuff that came out of the still was really bad but they drank it anyway. After they drank it they'd get drunk and do silly things. They'd walk around camp with their arms hooked together so they wouldn't fall over. They'd sing silly songs and tell silly jokes to whoever was or wasn't around to hear. They'd complain about how they wanted to go home, about how unfair it was that they were forced to live here. But secretely they actually quite liked it. Escpecially when there wasn't anything broken. Then they'd go hide in the Supply tent. No one knew what they did on the Supply tent but they knew they had lots of fun.
Once upon a time there was a surgeon who was living far far away from home in a place called Korea. He was told to go there by the Army who weren't really very nice people. This surgeon stayed in a MASH and there he had to mend broken soldiers. After they were mended he sent them on their way, ready to get broken again. Sometimes they came back, sometimes they didn't. He was always very happy when no one came to be mended. He didn't like being there and he really wanted to home again but as long as he was there he lived in tent called the Swamp. He shared this tent with two other surgeons. One of these surgeons was his best friend. Some would even say there were more than best friends. They did everything together. Really, everything. This surgeon's name was Hawkeye. This wasn't his real name. Hawkeye also didn't like being there but he'd also been forced to go by the Army. Hawkeye and BJ, which was the first surgeon's name, did lots of things they weren't supposed to do. They had a still. The stuff that came out of the still was really bad but they drank it anyway. After they drank it they'd get drunk and do silly things. They'd walk around camp with their arms hooked together so they wouldn't fall over. They'd sing silly songs and tell silly jokes to whoever was or wasn't around to hear. They'd complain about how they wanted to go home, about how unfair it was that they were forced to live here. But secretely they actually quite liked it. Escpecially when there wasn't anything broken. Then they'd go hide in the Supply tent. No one knew what they did on the Supply tent but they knew they had lots of fun.