Short drabblethingy.

"Great grit"

"Grit. It's grit."

"What? What's great?"

"Not great. Grit. With an i."

"What's grit, with an i and not great?"

"The soup. There's grit in it."

"And it's not great?"

"Do you think the grit is great?"

"I hadn't really noticed the grit or great it was but now you mention it...no, this is not great grit."

"Well, I know I've had better."

"Grit or soup?"

"Both."