Lady Capulet: Nurse, where's my daughter? I'm too lazy to call her myself.
Nurse: *sigh* I don't get paid enough for this. JULIET!! GET DOWN HERE!!
*Enter Juliet*
Juliet: What do you want?
Nurse: Yo mama called.
Juliet: The one who's so fat she can't fit in a chat room?
Nurse: Uh huh.
Lady Capulet: Hey! I'm like still in the room!
Juliet: Oh yeah. What did you want?
Lady Capulet: How old are you?
Juliet: You're my mother. Presumably you were there at my birth, unless there's something about me being a test tube baby that you're not telling me. And you don't know how old I am?
Lady Capulet: Not a clue.
Juliet: *sigh* I'll be 14 in a few weeks.
Lady Capulet: Nurse, how stand the marriage laws in this time period?
Nurse: What marriage laws?
Lady Capulet: Excellent. Well, I have some news that you will probably end up repeating to a psychologist some day!
Juliet: What now?
Lady Capulet: Paris has asked for your hand in marriage!
Nurse: Why doesn't he want the rest of her?
Lady Capulet: Oh, he does. Speak briefly, can you of Paris's love?
Juliet: Not without going into the mandatory musical.
*Paris is home, dancing to some rock music and singing*
(Audioslave Light My Way)
In my hour of need, on a sea of gray,
On my knees,
I pray to you,
Help me find the bones of the dying dead,
Will you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
The bullet is a man,
From time to time he strays,
I compare my life to theirs,
To this I remain,
And unwilling to listen to your answers,
And I'm not ashamed to tell you that I need you today,
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
And so when I'm lost,
And I'm tired and depressed,
And when my mind goes astray,
Won't you light my way?
Don't save it for another day,
Don't save it for another day,
Hey! Don't save it for another day,
Hey! Don't save it for another day,
Hey! Don't save it for another day,
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
*End scene*
Nurse: *sigh* I don't get paid enough for this. JULIET!! GET DOWN HERE!!
*Enter Juliet*
Juliet: What do you want?
Nurse: Yo mama called.
Juliet: The one who's so fat she can't fit in a chat room?
Nurse: Uh huh.
Lady Capulet: Hey! I'm like still in the room!
Juliet: Oh yeah. What did you want?
Lady Capulet: How old are you?
Juliet: You're my mother. Presumably you were there at my birth, unless there's something about me being a test tube baby that you're not telling me. And you don't know how old I am?
Lady Capulet: Not a clue.
Juliet: *sigh* I'll be 14 in a few weeks.
Lady Capulet: Nurse, how stand the marriage laws in this time period?
Nurse: What marriage laws?
Lady Capulet: Excellent. Well, I have some news that you will probably end up repeating to a psychologist some day!
Juliet: What now?
Lady Capulet: Paris has asked for your hand in marriage!
Nurse: Why doesn't he want the rest of her?
Lady Capulet: Oh, he does. Speak briefly, can you of Paris's love?
Juliet: Not without going into the mandatory musical.
*Paris is home, dancing to some rock music and singing*
(Audioslave Light My Way)
In my hour of need, on a sea of gray,
On my knees,
I pray to you,
Help me find the bones of the dying dead,
Will you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
The bullet is a man,
From time to time he strays,
I compare my life to theirs,
To this I remain,
And unwilling to listen to your answers,
And I'm not ashamed to tell you that I need you today,
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
And so when I'm lost,
And I'm tired and depressed,
And when my mind goes astray,
Won't you light my way?
Don't save it for another day,
Don't save it for another day,
Hey! Don't save it for another day,
Hey! Don't save it for another day,
Hey! Don't save it for another day,
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
Won't you light my way?
*End scene*