For a challenge: Frank/Trapper
"How to be a major"
"In case you were wondering, this isn't what it looks like. We weren't doing what you think we were doing. We were just..just, uh, what where we just doing, Frank?"
"We, uh, I was showing Trap, I mean Captain Trapper...I was showing...uhm...Captain McInTyre how to, uh, be..."
"...A major. You were showing me how to be a major."
"A major? Really? I was?
"Yeah, I'm thinking of getting promoted. Should be fun."
"Major Burns was showing Captain McIntyre how to be a major?
"That's right, Radar."
"Ok, except it didn't look like that to me. Last time I saw you doing that, Captain, you were with Hawkeye and Hawkeye isn't a major. Are you sure, sir?"
"Corporal, are you a major?"
"What? No, sir, major. I'm a corporal, not a major, sir...major."
"So how would you know how to show someone else how to be one?"
"I don't, then, I guess, sir, major. I'll see you later sirs, Captain McIntrye and Major Burns.
"How to be a major"
"In case you were wondering, this isn't what it looks like. We weren't doing what you think we were doing. We were just..just, uh, what where we just doing, Frank?"
"We, uh, I was showing Trap, I mean Captain Trapper...I was showing...uhm...Captain McInTyre how to, uh, be..."
"...A major. You were showing me how to be a major."
"A major? Really? I was?
"Yeah, I'm thinking of getting promoted. Should be fun."
"Major Burns was showing Captain McIntyre how to be a major?
"That's right, Radar."
"Ok, except it didn't look like that to me. Last time I saw you doing that, Captain, you were with Hawkeye and Hawkeye isn't a major. Are you sure, sir?"
"Corporal, are you a major?"
"What? No, sir, major. I'm a corporal, not a major, sir...major."
"So how would you know how to show someone else how to be one?"
"I don't, then, I guess, sir, major. I'll see you later sirs, Captain McIntrye and Major Burns.