A simple Megaman Parody
By: Rodney Emerson
Chapter 1: Dr. Light the pervert
As all of us Megaman fans know, Dr. Light and Wily were partners, but for some reason, Wily went crazy and started those crazed World Domination plans. Do I know the reason.hell no! But it does leave space for me to make fun of stuff...especially Light...F)
One day, at L&W labs.
The vigilant Einstein look-alike, Dr. Albert Wily worked at his station, building one of the new robots he and Light had thought of. The shaggy hared scientist was not exactly sure about how his partner designed his robots, especially the one he was working on right now, which had a rather imposing set of giant scissors on his head...
"WILY!" Yelled the voice of Dr. Light as he rushed in the door of Wily's station. "You Have too see this! I've found something incredible!"
"You did!?" said Wily, "What is it!"
"It's real big news!"
"That's nice.but what is it?"
"It can revolutionize Robotics as we know it!"
"That's good, but what is it?"
"It's an incredible discover..."
"Light!"
"Yeah?"
"What is the discovery!" Wily said.
"Oh! That! Hold on, Rock! Roll!" Called Light. The two child-like janitor bots rushed over from their normal tasks of cleaning and rushed to the lab.
"Yes Dr.Light!" The two of them said in tandem. "!!! Jinx! Double-Jinx! *giggles*"
"They seem jolly today." Wily said.
"Oh they have reasons too..." said Light, "Now, Rock, Roll, what do you think of Wily?"
The Two child-bots jumped on the nearly bald scientist, hugging the surprised scientist. "We Love Wily!"
"Well...er...that...is good...um..." Wily blushed. "So this is your discovery?"
"Yes Man! It is!" Light exclaimed, "I have found a way to make robots actually think! To feel! To love!"
"Why does this sound so cliche?" Wily asked.
"Maybe because everybody's doing it now.damn bloody mimickers!" Light mumbled. "Now! For the truly incredible finding! Rock, Roll, how do you feel about each other?" Light asked with a big smile on is face. Rock and Roll, who were already off Wily, began to look into each others eyes, then...
"Uh, Light..."
"Yes?"
"They're kissing..."
"Yes."
"Light"
"Yes"
"Now they're just plain making out..."
"I know. Isn't it so sweet!"
"......"
"See Wily! These two robots show love for each other..."
"Are you sure it isn't just lust?"
"Um.yeah, but anyway, we can implement this in the other robots! Making them feel and act as if they are human!"
"Human you say?" Wily said as he thought of the idea of a group of horny robots.
"Yes! Man! This is so cool!!!" Light gushed
"Light."
"Yes?"
"They're on the ground...and fondling..."
"OOOOH! This is the perfect opportunity to test out my Genitalia Project!!" Light exclaimed as he rushed out the room. Wily just looked at the two robots, and sighed heavely.
"Rock, Roll"
"Hmm?" The two responded, lips still locked to each others.
"Please...uh...go clean some dishes or something."
"Aaaaaaw!" The two groaned as they got off the ground and left to work, still looking into each other's eyes. Wily sighed
"No wonder Blues left..."
End of chapter 1...
I know! I know! It doesn't really explain why Wily left, but it does explain how Protoman left. But anyway, the Dr. Light in this fic was based a small bit off of the one on Bob and George.only a bit more perverted...But anyway, what do ya think? Please! Tell me! Rodney, is out!
Chapter 1: Dr. Light the pervert
As all of us Megaman fans know, Dr. Light and Wily were partners, but for some reason, Wily went crazy and started those crazed World Domination plans. Do I know the reason.hell no! But it does leave space for me to make fun of stuff...especially Light...F)
One day, at L&W labs.
The vigilant Einstein look-alike, Dr. Albert Wily worked at his station, building one of the new robots he and Light had thought of. The shaggy hared scientist was not exactly sure about how his partner designed his robots, especially the one he was working on right now, which had a rather imposing set of giant scissors on his head...
"WILY!" Yelled the voice of Dr. Light as he rushed in the door of Wily's station. "You Have too see this! I've found something incredible!"
"You did!?" said Wily, "What is it!"
"It's real big news!"
"That's nice.but what is it?"
"It can revolutionize Robotics as we know it!"
"That's good, but what is it?"
"It's an incredible discover..."
"Light!"
"Yeah?"
"What is the discovery!" Wily said.
"Oh! That! Hold on, Rock! Roll!" Called Light. The two child-like janitor bots rushed over from their normal tasks of cleaning and rushed to the lab.
"Yes Dr.Light!" The two of them said in tandem. "!!! Jinx! Double-Jinx! *giggles*"
"They seem jolly today." Wily said.
"Oh they have reasons too..." said Light, "Now, Rock, Roll, what do you think of Wily?"
The Two child-bots jumped on the nearly bald scientist, hugging the surprised scientist. "We Love Wily!"
"Well...er...that...is good...um..." Wily blushed. "So this is your discovery?"
"Yes Man! It is!" Light exclaimed, "I have found a way to make robots actually think! To feel! To love!"
"Why does this sound so cliche?" Wily asked.
"Maybe because everybody's doing it now.damn bloody mimickers!" Light mumbled. "Now! For the truly incredible finding! Rock, Roll, how do you feel about each other?" Light asked with a big smile on is face. Rock and Roll, who were already off Wily, began to look into each others eyes, then...
"Uh, Light..."
"Yes?"
"They're kissing..."
"Yes."
"Light"
"Yes"
"Now they're just plain making out..."
"I know. Isn't it so sweet!"
"......"
"See Wily! These two robots show love for each other..."
"Are you sure it isn't just lust?"
"Um.yeah, but anyway, we can implement this in the other robots! Making them feel and act as if they are human!"
"Human you say?" Wily said as he thought of the idea of a group of horny robots.
"Yes! Man! This is so cool!!!" Light gushed
"Light."
"Yes?"
"They're on the ground...and fondling..."
"OOOOH! This is the perfect opportunity to test out my Genitalia Project!!" Light exclaimed as he rushed out the room. Wily just looked at the two robots, and sighed heavely.
"Rock, Roll"
"Hmm?" The two responded, lips still locked to each others.
"Please...uh...go clean some dishes or something."
"Aaaaaaw!" The two groaned as they got off the ground and left to work, still looking into each other's eyes. Wily sighed
"No wonder Blues left..."
End of chapter 1...
I know! I know! It doesn't really explain why Wily left, but it does explain how Protoman left. But anyway, the Dr. Light in this fic was based a small bit off of the one on Bob and George.only a bit more perverted...But anyway, what do ya think? Please! Tell me! Rodney, is out!