Ok, since there was technical difficulties, I was unjustly deprived of the
internet. Pity me, people.
Yusuke: Oh no. No internet for a week.
I have to make you stop coming up for the disclaimer.
Yusuke: There isn't one! You haven't done one for awhile.
Well then I'll do one now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or X-men Evolution.
Yusuke: And that's the truth, thankfully.
But not for long...
*****
Odd things have been happening ever since Toshandi had arrived. This girl obviously wasn't a mutant, and there was a question of if she was even human. He couldn't let her leave, for Wolverine would argue. He would never say the real reason, but find other ones. Only one other person Wolverine has cared about, and that was Rogue.
Charles Xavier indeed had a situation on his hands. He couldn't let her go, for Wolverine, but if he kept getting unknown visitors like these, he couldn't have her stay.
*****
Rogue walked past the danger room, still fuming about being kicked out, but mostly about an Ice Apparition called Touya.
She saw Wolverine was in the Danger Room, doing his run. She wryly smiled. She knew Wolverine had feelings for Toshandi, and seeing her go into a room with two other men must have ticked him off. And the only way he could blow off steam was in the danger room, tearing through metal.
"Stripes." said Wolverine as he came out of the danger room, pulling off his mask.
"What?" she asked hotly. She still hadn't calmed down after Touya. He just made her so MAD with his superior attitude and acting like he was... well... superior to her. (Sounds like my brother)
"Ok, what happened?" he asked.
"Nothing!" she said and stomped off. "So, Rogue, like what do you think of that, like, hot guy?" asked Kitty as Rogue entered into the room they shared.
"HOT? You think that Touya's HOT? I'll tell you what he is! He's an idiotic jerk that should go to hell!" yelled Rogue.
"Like, wow, Rogue. Watch the language. Jean and I both agree that he's like, totally hot, anyway."
"What do you mean, Jean agrees with you?" asked Scott, opening the door, but staying out in the hallway.
"It ain't polite to eavesdrop." said Rogue, shutting the door in his face.
Kitty giggled.
"Looks like someone's jealous." said Kitty.
"How could anyone be jealous of some lame idiotic jerk that thinks he's so high and mighty?" said Rogue, not quite as loud as before.
*****
"So Hiei, how's the Brotherhood?" asked Toshandi.
"Hn." said Hiei. (What a surprise)
"Brotherhood?" asked Touya.
"Another group of mutants, but ones that are ordered around by Mystique, another mutant." said Toshandi. "Has she showed up yet Hiei?"
"Hn." came her answer.
"That's a 'no'." said Kurama. "How did you know all this, anyway, Toshandi?"
"Information is essential in this mission." replied Toshandi. "And Cerebro is the only thing in this mansion that has enough information to my satisfaction."
"That's code for that she thinks she'll get suspicious if she asks someone about it." said Touya.
Toshandi rolled her eyes. He knew her to well.
Suddenly, she smiled. "And what, is so funny?" asked Touya raising an eyebrow.
"Shhh. Listen." she said.
Suddenly, words could be made out from the room below them.
"HOT? You think Touya's HOT? I'll tell you what he is! He's in idiotic jerk that should go to hell!"
Toshandi burst out laughing. Kurama was chuckling, and even Hiei had a smirk on his face. Touya glared at the floor, where he thought the speaker, which everyone recognized as Rogue, was coming from.
Touya glared at Toshandi, who was still laughing.
"You make great first impressions on people, Touya." she said.
"At least someone has good taste," he replied.
"Let me see... who shares a room with Rogue... um... Kitty!" she said.
"Which girl is her?' he asked.
"The brown haired one. She can walk threw solid objects."
"Oh. Her."
"How can anybody be jealous of a lame jerk who thinks he's so high and mighty?"
Again, Toshandi burst out laughing at Rogue's comments of Touya. Kurama and Hiei smirked, and again Touya glared at where he thought Rogue was standing.
"Who's jealous?" asked Touya, still glaring at the floor.
"Scott. He's jealous because he thinks that Jean likes you." replied Toshandi.
"Who are they?" asked Touya.
"Scott is the one that asked you about how you got here. Jean is the red head."
"Oh."
"You don't have many friends in this building, do you, Touya?" said Kurama.
"Neither do you, you know."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I didn't break in, plus it seems I have a fan club."
"Of two girls?"
"Yup."
"Enough." said Toshandi, looking at Kurama, then Touya.
Both looked away from each other and then there was silence.
"Where'd Hiei go?" asked Toshandi, as she saw the little fire demon wasn't on the balcony anymore.
"He must have left during Touya and my... debate." said Kurama.
"Obviously," muttered Touya, rolling his eyes.
"I was just answering her question." replied Kurama cooly.
"Where there was an obviously answer,"
"It was still a question."
"What's a question is why you're here."
"Same could go for you"
"I give up!" said Toshandi, falling back on her bed.
"On what?" Touya and Kurama asked at the same time. They then glared at each other, then looked back at Toshandi.
"On stopping you two on arguing."
"We weren't arguing" said Touya.
"Then what is it?"
"Debating" answered Kurama.
"I'm just wondering. Why can't you two put the past behind you?" asked Toshandi.
"What are you talking about?" asked Touya
"The Dark Tournament! It's over. Why do you dwell on it still?"
"We are not dwelling on it." said Kurama.
"Oh really? Why the hostility?"
"What hostililty?" asked Kurama
Toshandi raised her eyebrows.
"It has to do with me having escaped from the dungeons." said Touya.
"No. It's not that. It has to do with me, somehow, and the fight in the Dark Tournament."
*****
Ok, people say I should get a new editor. Guess what? I never had one in the first place. Hehehehe. Maybe I'll keep it that way. Anyway, I'm thinking I've also made Kurama and Touya OOC. It fits here, I'm thinking. Anyway, on with the torture of Yusuke.
Ho (me): Oh Yusuke!
Yusuke: What?
Ho: We want you to meet someone!
Yusuke: Who? And 'we'?
Ho: A girl andher muses: Hello
Yusuke: You wanted me to meet her?
Ho: No, she decided on your torment.
Yusuke: You? *laughs*
A girl and her muses: Yup (She will now be called Arisa! It's shorter ^ ^)
Lissa: *appears* YUSUKE!! *glomps him* Yusuke: AHHHH! Get off me! Who is she?
Ho: Your date.
Yusuke: WHAT?
Ho: Remember your torture?
Yusuke: I have to go on a date with HER?
Arisa: Yup
Ho and Arisa: *laugh hysterically*
Lissa: Yusuke I want you to meet Munmphy!
Yusuke: Who?
Arisa: Her pet. Munmphy is an invisible land penguin with a titanium beak.
Yusuke: 0_0
Ho: Hey Arisa, let's go grab some popcorn.
Arisa: Just make some appear.
Ho: That's a good idea. *popcorn appears*
Ho: Here you go
Yusuke: *groans* what did I do to deserve this?
Ho: Insulting the reviewers.
Yusuke: I'm sorry! Can we just stop this 'torture Yusuke' thing?
Ho: Let me think about it. Hmm... no. It's to much fun to watch! *eats popcorn*
Yusuke: can I at least have some popcorn?
Ho: Sure. *throws popcorn at him, but it spills all over the floor* oops.
*Arisa whisspers something to Ho* Ho: *smiles evilly* hehehehehe
*sugar piles appear everywhere*
Lissa: SUGAR!! *eats*
Yusuke: I'm in trouble. And it's all your fault! *points at Ho and Arisa*
Ho and Arisad: *smile innocently*
Let Torture Yusuke begin! Next chapter, Yusuke and Lissa's date!
Lissa: SUGAR!!!!
^ ^ with a sugar high Lissa
Arisa: Now she's even more insane
Long note, I know. Maybe I should make this a different fic... it could be, TORTURE YUSUKE. I'll think on that. Anyway, I'm still open for more reviews on torturing Yusuke.
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! SHE'S STILL GLOMPING ME!!
Hehehehehehehehe She can do that for 12 hours, I think.
Yusuke: O.O
The Hidden One
Yusuke: Oh no. No internet for a week.
I have to make you stop coming up for the disclaimer.
Yusuke: There isn't one! You haven't done one for awhile.
Well then I'll do one now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or X-men Evolution.
Yusuke: And that's the truth, thankfully.
But not for long...
*****
Odd things have been happening ever since Toshandi had arrived. This girl obviously wasn't a mutant, and there was a question of if she was even human. He couldn't let her leave, for Wolverine would argue. He would never say the real reason, but find other ones. Only one other person Wolverine has cared about, and that was Rogue.
Charles Xavier indeed had a situation on his hands. He couldn't let her go, for Wolverine, but if he kept getting unknown visitors like these, he couldn't have her stay.
*****
Rogue walked past the danger room, still fuming about being kicked out, but mostly about an Ice Apparition called Touya.
She saw Wolverine was in the Danger Room, doing his run. She wryly smiled. She knew Wolverine had feelings for Toshandi, and seeing her go into a room with two other men must have ticked him off. And the only way he could blow off steam was in the danger room, tearing through metal.
"Stripes." said Wolverine as he came out of the danger room, pulling off his mask.
"What?" she asked hotly. She still hadn't calmed down after Touya. He just made her so MAD with his superior attitude and acting like he was... well... superior to her. (Sounds like my brother)
"Ok, what happened?" he asked.
"Nothing!" she said and stomped off. "So, Rogue, like what do you think of that, like, hot guy?" asked Kitty as Rogue entered into the room they shared.
"HOT? You think that Touya's HOT? I'll tell you what he is! He's an idiotic jerk that should go to hell!" yelled Rogue.
"Like, wow, Rogue. Watch the language. Jean and I both agree that he's like, totally hot, anyway."
"What do you mean, Jean agrees with you?" asked Scott, opening the door, but staying out in the hallway.
"It ain't polite to eavesdrop." said Rogue, shutting the door in his face.
Kitty giggled.
"Looks like someone's jealous." said Kitty.
"How could anyone be jealous of some lame idiotic jerk that thinks he's so high and mighty?" said Rogue, not quite as loud as before.
*****
"So Hiei, how's the Brotherhood?" asked Toshandi.
"Hn." said Hiei. (What a surprise)
"Brotherhood?" asked Touya.
"Another group of mutants, but ones that are ordered around by Mystique, another mutant." said Toshandi. "Has she showed up yet Hiei?"
"Hn." came her answer.
"That's a 'no'." said Kurama. "How did you know all this, anyway, Toshandi?"
"Information is essential in this mission." replied Toshandi. "And Cerebro is the only thing in this mansion that has enough information to my satisfaction."
"That's code for that she thinks she'll get suspicious if she asks someone about it." said Touya.
Toshandi rolled her eyes. He knew her to well.
Suddenly, she smiled. "And what, is so funny?" asked Touya raising an eyebrow.
"Shhh. Listen." she said.
Suddenly, words could be made out from the room below them.
"HOT? You think Touya's HOT? I'll tell you what he is! He's in idiotic jerk that should go to hell!"
Toshandi burst out laughing. Kurama was chuckling, and even Hiei had a smirk on his face. Touya glared at the floor, where he thought the speaker, which everyone recognized as Rogue, was coming from.
Touya glared at Toshandi, who was still laughing.
"You make great first impressions on people, Touya." she said.
"At least someone has good taste," he replied.
"Let me see... who shares a room with Rogue... um... Kitty!" she said.
"Which girl is her?' he asked.
"The brown haired one. She can walk threw solid objects."
"Oh. Her."
"How can anybody be jealous of a lame jerk who thinks he's so high and mighty?"
Again, Toshandi burst out laughing at Rogue's comments of Touya. Kurama and Hiei smirked, and again Touya glared at where he thought Rogue was standing.
"Who's jealous?" asked Touya, still glaring at the floor.
"Scott. He's jealous because he thinks that Jean likes you." replied Toshandi.
"Who are they?" asked Touya.
"Scott is the one that asked you about how you got here. Jean is the red head."
"Oh."
"You don't have many friends in this building, do you, Touya?" said Kurama.
"Neither do you, you know."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I didn't break in, plus it seems I have a fan club."
"Of two girls?"
"Yup."
"Enough." said Toshandi, looking at Kurama, then Touya.
Both looked away from each other and then there was silence.
"Where'd Hiei go?" asked Toshandi, as she saw the little fire demon wasn't on the balcony anymore.
"He must have left during Touya and my... debate." said Kurama.
"Obviously," muttered Touya, rolling his eyes.
"I was just answering her question." replied Kurama cooly.
"Where there was an obviously answer,"
"It was still a question."
"What's a question is why you're here."
"Same could go for you"
"I give up!" said Toshandi, falling back on her bed.
"On what?" Touya and Kurama asked at the same time. They then glared at each other, then looked back at Toshandi.
"On stopping you two on arguing."
"We weren't arguing" said Touya.
"Then what is it?"
"Debating" answered Kurama.
"I'm just wondering. Why can't you two put the past behind you?" asked Toshandi.
"What are you talking about?" asked Touya
"The Dark Tournament! It's over. Why do you dwell on it still?"
"We are not dwelling on it." said Kurama.
"Oh really? Why the hostility?"
"What hostililty?" asked Kurama
Toshandi raised her eyebrows.
"It has to do with me having escaped from the dungeons." said Touya.
"No. It's not that. It has to do with me, somehow, and the fight in the Dark Tournament."
*****
Ok, people say I should get a new editor. Guess what? I never had one in the first place. Hehehehe. Maybe I'll keep it that way. Anyway, I'm thinking I've also made Kurama and Touya OOC. It fits here, I'm thinking. Anyway, on with the torture of Yusuke.
Ho (me): Oh Yusuke!
Yusuke: What?
Ho: We want you to meet someone!
Yusuke: Who? And 'we'?
Ho: A girl andher muses: Hello
Yusuke: You wanted me to meet her?
Ho: No, she decided on your torment.
Yusuke: You? *laughs*
A girl and her muses: Yup (She will now be called Arisa! It's shorter ^ ^)
Lissa: *appears* YUSUKE!! *glomps him* Yusuke: AHHHH! Get off me! Who is she?
Ho: Your date.
Yusuke: WHAT?
Ho: Remember your torture?
Yusuke: I have to go on a date with HER?
Arisa: Yup
Ho and Arisa: *laugh hysterically*
Lissa: Yusuke I want you to meet Munmphy!
Yusuke: Who?
Arisa: Her pet. Munmphy is an invisible land penguin with a titanium beak.
Yusuke: 0_0
Ho: Hey Arisa, let's go grab some popcorn.
Arisa: Just make some appear.
Ho: That's a good idea. *popcorn appears*
Ho: Here you go
Yusuke: *groans* what did I do to deserve this?
Ho: Insulting the reviewers.
Yusuke: I'm sorry! Can we just stop this 'torture Yusuke' thing?
Ho: Let me think about it. Hmm... no. It's to much fun to watch! *eats popcorn*
Yusuke: can I at least have some popcorn?
Ho: Sure. *throws popcorn at him, but it spills all over the floor* oops.
*Arisa whisspers something to Ho* Ho: *smiles evilly* hehehehehe
*sugar piles appear everywhere*
Lissa: SUGAR!! *eats*
Yusuke: I'm in trouble. And it's all your fault! *points at Ho and Arisa*
Ho and Arisad: *smile innocently*
Let Torture Yusuke begin! Next chapter, Yusuke and Lissa's date!
Lissa: SUGAR!!!!
^ ^ with a sugar high Lissa
Arisa: Now she's even more insane
Long note, I know. Maybe I should make this a different fic... it could be, TORTURE YUSUKE. I'll think on that. Anyway, I'm still open for more reviews on torturing Yusuke.
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! SHE'S STILL GLOMPING ME!!
Hehehehehehehehe She can do that for 12 hours, I think.
Yusuke: O.O
The Hidden One