"So what do you think?" Ginny said as she came out of the closet.

"Oh, my god!" Astella screamed excitedly.

"Here I go!"

"Ron, Ron, Ron," Harry kept punching Ron's arm.

"What is it Harry? I was just in the middle of a… WHAT IN THE HELL!!"

"Hello, Ronald!" Ginny chirped as she sat down on an empty stool.

"VIRGINIA!!" Ron yelled before passing out.

"God dammit, Gin." Harry muttered. "Did you get that out of Alexis' closet?"

"Some of it. Not the top or the boots."

"Tell her to never wear that to a Quidditch match!" Harry yelled.

"Why not?"

"Cause I'd fly right into the stands! Right into the stands." He said, having one of his hands collide with the other.

"It wouldn't be such a bad thing, she'd love to bandage you all the way up."

"That sounds oddly interesting."

"Ew."

"You look amazing by the way." Harry said picking Ron's limp body off the floor after a few minutes.

"Thank you." She was wearing a black sleeveless top with silver studs where the sleeves would have connected that had the British flag on the front, a black leather mini-skirt, and black leather stiletto boots that came to right under her knees.

She stood up and walked to the local clothing store.

"Draco," Goyle said as he nudged Draco in the back.

"What is it you.. Oh, my god." His jaw literally dropped at the sight of Ginny Weasley in that outfit.

"Ginny?" He shouted as he stepped closer.

"Eat your heart out." She said with a coy smile.

"My pleasure." He looked her over with satisfaction and a look of horror graced her face.

"You still like me." She stated flatly in disbelief.

"Of course, now you're more appealing than before." Draco said with a grin.

"Dammit." She muttered to herself, stomping her foot.

"Disappointed about something, angel face?" Draco said pulling the bangs out of her face.

"Lookey, no touchy. And no, this isn't a paid service." Ginny snapped.

"I hope not."

"So, you still like me?" Ginny asked helplessly, hoping the answer was different.

"Yes, I do." He admitted.

"Which side of me do you find the least attractive?" Ginny asked after a moment, trying to talk her way out of this.

"Someone other than you." He grinned at the same time she cringed.

"Oh, ha ha. Come on now. Which one?" Ginny demanded.

"Neither. I love them both. This one makes me horny, and the other makes me try harder. You pick." That sneerless grin was still plastered on his face.

"A salad would make you horny." Ginny snapped.

"What can I say? What's the biggie?" He had a half-smirk forming on his face.

"You horny little bastard!" Ginny shrieked at the top of his lungs.

"Yes, I am." Draco was unphased by the screaming.

"Jack off!" She shouted.

"You're invited." He told her and she scowled in disgust.

"Go away!" She screamed helplessly.

"Hey, I was here first, missy!" Draco said grabbing her hand. As soon as he had done that he leaned forward and pressed his lips against hers. Of course it was against her will, but it felt really good. I mean really good. All of a sudden she felt his hand on her back and behind her head. At least now she could say she didn't have the power to get away.

For a minute there, Draco thought she was kissing back. But someone pulling him back interrupted him.

"MALFOY! GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY SISTER!" Ron yelled as he punched Malfoy in the eye. As Draco and Ron duked it out, Harry took on Crabbe and Goyle. Ginny had had enough and just left. She went back to the common room and left them there fighting over someone who wasn't even there anymore.

Back in the common room, Ginny had retold every part to Astella and Alexis.

"I told you! The guy is a fox!" Alexis smiled and laughed as she pictured Ginny and Draco kissing.

"He kisses really good though!" Ginny admitted to her audience. "Really good."

"And he has a great bod, so I've heard!" Alexis shrieked.

"You mean you didn't find out for yourself?" Astella teased.

"You flatter me! He wasn't my type. If it had been Harry, though.. Picture this. 'I'm sorry, Harry and Alexis Potter can't come to the phone right now so please leave your name and number after the beep'! Or better yet, 'Sorry we can't come to the phone, but we're fucking our brains out'!"

"Ew. Sorry, I'll just stick to my usual, 'If you don't leave a nice message I'll kill you'." Ginny replied taking a sip of water.

"If you had fucked each other's brains out, than what would you do next? I mean," Astella asked with a serious look. "Wouldn't you be dead?"

"Personally, I wouldn't sacrifice my brains, they're too useful. But you can have my ass." Ginny said as she fell down into the large red recliner.

"Well, Ginny, since I guess I don't have any brains, I have nothing to lose!" Alexis said as she began fantasizing about a picture of her, Harry, and seven children.

"Trust me, seven children is not what's it's cracked up to be." Ginny said as she picked up the latest issue of Witch Weekly and flipped through the articles.

"Hey, Stella, Lexi, they're offering waitressing jobs at the Three Broomsticks!" Ginny said as she slapped an advertisement on the table in front of the three. It read:

Looking for seven fourteen-twenty year olds for waitress job at Three Broomsticks. Come see Dina Carvey for details.

"Well, I guess this is where we suit up in life." Astella said as she sighed and sunk deeper into her chair.

Just then, Harry came in carrying Ron.

"You know, Ginny, you sure can cause a lot of trouble." Harry muttered as he dropped Ron on the sofa.

"That is her main goal in life. She learned from me you know! I'm so proud of my little grasshopper!" Alexis said with pride.

"You can cause a lot of trouble, too!" Harry said pointing at her and cocking an eyebrow.

"Well, excuuuuuse ME!" Alexis said defensively, crossing her arms. "Somebody was enjoying this so-called 'trouble' if I remember quite well."

"Oh, stop it. Lexi." Ginny interrupted as she stood up. "Anyways, we have to make the appearance for ALL three of us, remember Lexi?" She added with a mischievous smile.

"Well, well, well. How much do you think I could make on tips for just walking through Hogsmeade?" Alexis asked.

By this time Ron had regained consciousness and both he and Harry sighed and put their hands over their eyes.

Alexis, Ginny and Astella walked down the streets of Hogsmeade with Harry, Ron and Seamus there for protection.

Alexis was wearing a silky, chiffon, red dress that covered only a third, or three inches, of her thighs. It had ruffles around the spaghetti straps and the low v-neck. She was wearing sparkly, red, sling-back heels. She charmed her hair to have soft wave all the way down.

Astella was wearing a bell-sleeved navy blue blouse and a denim skirt that ended right above her knees. She had her long black hair tied up into a ponytail with ribbons flowing out of it. She was wearing light tan sandals that had heels three inches high.

And Ginny was wearing what she had worn earlier and she had her long curls down and flowing to the bottom of her back.

"Hey, Gin, look. It's Pansy Parkinson." Alexis muttered under her breath as she clutched Harry's arm. She motioned for the other two to do the same. So Astella grabbed Ron's arm and Ginny took Seamus'. And none of the guys had problems with this.

"Ginny! Alexis! Astella! How are all of you? And look! It's Harry, Seamus and… The other guy!" Pansy squealed.

"It's Ron." Ron said annoyed as he glared at her partner, the other transfer from Beauxbatons, Justin Greeler.

"Of course it is." Pansy replied. "Well, you all look so, and even Astella is…"

"Sexy, attractive, beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely adorable?" Ginny asked with a smile as she tightened her grip on Seamus' arm. And of course, as I said, none of the guys were arguing.

"I'll agree with that!" Justin said looking them up and down.

Pansy elbowed him in the ribs and smiled. "You girls should be covered up, you'll catch a death of cold." Pansy hissed.

"It's noon and it's eighty three degrees outside." Ginny smiled. "Last time I checked."

"Well," Pansy said. After a moments silence she continued. "Come on Justin, let's go get some ice-cream!"

Everyone had seen them in those outfits, and now they were the main attraction at Hogwarts. And every girl's enemy.

Dinner was the hardest thing Harry could have ever put up with at that time. Alexis and Ginny hadn't changed their outfits, but Astella was back in jeans and a blue top. Harry rested his chin on his palm as he gazed down to the other end of the table where Alexis and Ginny were forced to sit so as to not distract the guys from eating dinner.

"Ron," Harry began as Ron shoveled a spoonful of rice into his mouth. "I think I'm in love!"

"Me too." Ron replied taking a quick swig out of his drink and eating like he normally does.

"With who?" Harry asked as he stared at Alexis and her hair, eyes, figure and all.

"This food!" Ron answered taking another swig and burping loudly.

"Pig!" Ginny said, as she looked away from her brother with a scowl on er face. "He's a disgrace to the family, and humanity!"

"The sad part is that he was born that way." Alexis commented as she fingered the chicken. "This feels like rubber."

"That's why I'm not eating it. I'll stick to the salads and everything else. Oh, my god." Ginny said surprised as she looked over at the Slytherin table. "Look at Pansy eat!"

Pansy was eating just as bad as Ron, and worse if can believe it.

"Now THAT'S embarrassing!" Alexis said as she dropped her fork. "If Malfoy has the good taste to like me and you, why, oh, why did he ever take her to the Yule Ball two years in a row??"

"School rules, dear!" Ginny replied. "No talking about bugs or plots of revenge at the table. And that includes assholes like him."

"Oh, Ginny. Don't be so naïve! It's nice to have a guy like you every once in a while. I mean, we get good grades, we are decent people AND we are so totally hot. What's wrong with being worth looking at?" Alexis asked taking a sip from her goblet with a cocked eyebrow. She began winking at somebody and started the finger thing.

"You're going to become famous for doing that. You're going to be called the 'finger thingy lady'." Ginny said craning her neck to see whom it was this time, though it wasn't of any importance.

"It's a trick! Honestly. Its not like it does me any good. I'd love to hold down a steady boyfriend." Alexis argued taking her finger out of her mouth and waving at a boy down at the other end of the table.

Harry began to wave and Ron got interested. "Alexis again?" Ron snapped as he returned to his eating process.

"She's hot!" Harry said in defense as he rested his chin on his palm again. After a few seconds he began to slip. Unaware of what was going on, Harry smiled at Alexis and fantasized about kissing her. Slowly he slipped closer to the edge of his chair. And in a loud clatter of dishes and goblets, he brought the tablecloth and everything on it, down with him to the ground.

Alexis sighed, saying, "Why do the best ones have to be so damned clumsy?"