Author: CatAndCanine
Title: If they were all somewhat insane
Rating:PG-13
"You're finished old man." Lord Voldemort declared coldly, his wand brandished fiercely in Albus Dumbledure's face.
Albus sighed sadly and hung his head. "But before you kill me Tom, I must know…Where did I go wrong? Why did the Dark side draw you so?"
Lord Voldemort pondered shortly and decided it was a fair enough question to ask since he was gonna kill the man, but the question was, could the man handle it?
"It was…It was. The lemon drops. God dammit man! If you'd just given be strawberry it needn't have come to this."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my lemon drops! The pain! The tortue! The HUMANITY!" and then Albus Dumbledure, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizadary (yadayadayada) began to sob, and then he knocked his head on the stone floor and died instantly.
The Dark Lord shrugged and kicked the body experimentally. "Well, that was easy."
Thanks to:
DarkSaiph, Princess-Perfect, Mandy Snape and Destiny13 (My fave line was the sentence about the 'pritty' flames aswell. HeHe.) for reviewing, I'm glad someone thought my story was funny, and Kimberly, I'm fully aware that my story makes no sense whatever but neither do I, or Cat, my equally evil partner in crime.
Ciao!
Canine