AN: Writing for fun. enjoy
I'm currently dead
very dead even
in fact I don't think I've ever been more dead
I do-AHHHHHHHIMFCKDEDHLPGDPLSNO
!ERROR!
Psionic destabilization detected
Soul Stasis: initiated
Emotional Dampeners: engaged
Analyzing Stability: ...85%
Soul Stasis: deactivated
OOooo?... hmm did I achieve inner peace or something? shock maybe?
!DING!
Preparing host Soul for Injection
0%..30%..90%..
Umm wtf is that
!DING!
Initializing Injection
0%..20%..30%
If you could not do that please, that would be great thanks
!ERROR!
Moral Incompatibility detected
Simulated Flexibility: 0%
Simulate Injection: 95% chance of Soul Fracture
Requesting Admin please hold
*elevator music*
That sounds fucking terrifying and really heaven or whatever this is couldn't get any better music?
!DING!
Admin request: accepted
Hmm let's see mmmm ah here it is. Someone is not where they are supposed to be, now to find out why.
Retracing Soul distribution
Analyzing deviation
!DING!
Malfunction(s) found:
Morality filtration in sector X:7@59 Y:2#68* Z:3$43 :¥0@#8 £:84#$9 ¥:936% :964*# section:267#* junction: 20 is damaged
BugReport: maintenance
Hmm alright, now onto the little one... ah I see the problem not many are compatible with a child trafficking system.
A FUCKIN WHAT SYSTEM?! WHY IS THAT A THING?!
Ah conscious are you? that makes this easier. As for your question the answer is...Multiversal capitalism. What is that you ask? Well put simply its a theory that states that no matter how niche a demand is there will always be someone to supply it. In this instance the system was originally ordered by a speicies reminiscent in biology to the Goa'uld and was created by a god of an insectoid race.
That makes a DISTURBING amount of sense. But what happens now, because I'm NOT trafficking anyone let alone CHILDREN.
Oh well thats simple, I just have to ajust the system so that it fits you to an acceptable level. Hmm lets see ah the part of the system in you already is fundamentally Movement of Young Organisms, luckily that is rather flexible and subjective. hmm just a moment
Analyzing Affinities
Space: 50%
Knowledge: 25%
Magic: 15%
Life: 5%
Time: 4.5%
Misc: 0.5%
Hmm alright I've got a few options for you
!DING!
Multiveral school:
You 'move' 'young' organisms on their educational pathway
Multiversal pet shop:
You distribute young organisms
Multiversal orphanage:
self explanatory
Multiversal transport:
You move 'young' organisms and their stuff
Multiversal plant nursery:
You 'move' young organisms along their life cycle and distribute them
Alright those are the best options that are compatible with the system, your morals, and your affinities
Well those are certainly better. Hmm school... not really teacher material. Pet shop sounds great but I don't think I'd have the heart to sell the little cuties. Orphanage... despite my love of baby animals I'm not actually a fan of kids. Transport would mean travel which sounds nice. Plant nursery... if I had thumbs at the moment they wouldn't be green that's for sure. Can I get more details on the transport option?
!DING!
Multiversal Transport System:
As the Multiversal variant of the transport system it allows travel across the multiverse when the required level is reached.
Perks:
Unlocks stats:
str: determines carrying capacity
end: determines staying power and durability
dex: determines speed and control
int: determines mental power and flexibility
wis: determines mental fortitude and decision making skill
luc: affects encounter and environmental effect triggers
Grants abilities:
[ Vehicular resonance ]
"My sword is an extention of my body and soul" -random weeb
Grants you the ability to connect to your means of transport to share stats and skills.
Grants you the skill [ Universal Handling ]
[ Living Atlas ]
"On your left you'll see two rare wild unicorns perform their oddly violent mating ritual" -random tour guide
Grants the skill [ Map ] and gives you various factoids about the areas along your route
[ Theseus' Ship ]
"C'mon its only leaking a little radiation we'll be fine" -random starship technician
Grants knowledge on how to modify your means of transport and the skills [ Repair ] and [ Upgrade ]
[ Save a horse ride a cowboy ]
"Nights on the the trail are mighty cold maybe we should share a tent for warmth" -random traveler
Increased chance of passengers of your sexual preference being repeat customers. Grants the skill [ Effortless Advertising ]
I threw the last one in as a freebie
Thanks?
No problem
Transport sound better than the others so... I'll take it!
Excellent!
!DING!
Restarting Injection
30%...60%...99%..
Injection complete
Congratulations you are the newest recipient of the Multiversal Transport System!
Alright with that done we can move on to 'character creation' as some call it
!DING!
Choose your race:
human, ?, ?, ?, ?, random
Uhm what's with the choices?
Simple, each time someone chooses their race they get three options, the first is their original race, second are a few races that are relatively similar to the original, and third is a completely random option. In your case your options are human, some near human and humanoid options, and the standard randomizer.
Ok that makes sense. Hmm being plain human is pretty boring, but going full random could end with me being muk or that literal pile of garbage pokemon or something. I guess I'll go with the second mystery humanoid.
!DING!
You have selected:
[ Nymph ]
"Oh! weary traveler you must be famished! Would you like something to eat? *giggle* Me perhaps?*giggle*" -random nymph
An all female race of nature and fertility known for their kind and 'welcoming' nature
Perks:
Grants Racial stats:
chr: determines your attractiveness and persuasive ability
ntr: determines your abilities with nature
Per lvl:
1 all , chr2, ntr2
Grants Racial abilities:
[ Natural Connection ]
"Nature is a wonderful thing. It should be loved and respected" -random druid
Grants the skills [ Nature's Beauty ] and [ Elemental affection ]
[ Mother's love ]
"Children are a mother's pride and joy"-Gaia
Grants the skills [ Gaia's Aegis ] and [ Mother's Ire ]
[ Divine Child ]
"The children of Gods are beings to awe and fear"-random clergyman
Grants the skill [ Divine Spark ]
Ooo you got really lucky and it's a divine race too boot
Yeah it sounds great just one big problem, I'm a guy and that says all female
Hmm yeah the dysphoria would be pretty bad. Allright give me a sec
!DING!
Subrace gained
[ Flower Nymph ]
[ Nature's Beauty ] changed to [ Floral Beauty ]. [ Blossoming Intamacy ] ability gained
[ Blossoming Intamacy ]
"When flowers bloom pollen goes both ways" -random botanist
Makes you gynandrous. Grants skill [ Nectar's aroma ]
Thats all the wiggle room I could get
Gynandrous?
Hermaphroditic
Oh...well better than nothing I guess
I did manage to get some very minor morphing skills though
!DING!
[ Floral Beauty ]
lvl: 1/100
"Sometimes it's nice to just stop and smell the roses" -random traveler
Grants you a plus .01 chr multiplier per skill level.You can alter your coloration
[Nectar's Aroma]
lvl: 1/100
"I love the smell of vanilla, but I didn't have perfumes growing up, so I wore vanilla extract" -Evan Rachel Wood
Plus .01 ntr multiplier per skill level. You can alter your scent
Thats cool but uh what's up with the divine stuff?
!DING!
[ Divine Spark ]
lvl: 1/100
"A spark tended carefully grows larger than you can imagine" -Hestia
Grants a stat multiplier of 1.01 with plus .01 per skill level
Well Nymph are the spawn of Gaia who is a goddess of earth and life
So I'm a Demi-god?
No, demi-god implies that you are half-God half-mortal. Nymphs are very minor divine spirits that Gaia spawns asexually
Spirit? like a ghost?
No you have a physical form. Nymphs are like nature elementals.
Oh, ok then
Next is to pick your name
Enter name here
[ ]
Oh shit ugh I'm terrible with names umm...flora? no, cliche as hell I'm a Nymph for fucks sake uhhh...
Would you like a random Nymph name?
Sure hit me
Enter name here
[ Καλλιφαία γηκόρη ]
Switching to English alphabet
[ Kallifaía Gikóri ]
Better than anything I would have come up with.
Well if we're finished with that it's time for the final part. Picking your new world.
!DING!
Pick your starting world
Pokemon
Harry Potter
Fairy Tail
Percy Jackson
MCU
Dark Souls
DC
H.P. Lovecraft
Warhammer 40k
Random
Hmm well again random is right the fuck out. Percy and down are out cause fuck greek mythos, doom raisins, and all the hell nope below that. Hmm as fun as having a pokemon sounds they walk everywhere so there wouldn't really be much demand so thats out. I'm not human so Harry is on his own for now, though it is tempting to see how Tonks reacts to meeting an actual Nymph, also apparating sooo. Fairy Tail is a relatively low tech world with little magical transport that i know of, and while Achnologia and dark guilds are a thing I'm not a dragon and I could probably use [ Floral Beauty ] to make myself ugly and [ Nectar's Aroma ] to smell like shit if they get any untoward ideas. Oh yeah some flower smell like literal shit cause they use Flys as pollinators. Alright Fairy Tail it is.
Choose time of entry
Erza joins fairy tail
Natsu joins fairy tail
Happy's birth
Lisana's 'death'
Lucy joins fairy tail
Phantom lord attacks
Thunder palace
Edolas
Random
Hmm can I go back slightly pre erza so I can bring her to the guild?
Um lets see...yeah I can do that. Well thats it, your done. Be safe and remember to have fun! Goodbye!
!BING!
Entering world
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AN: Kalifeya Geekory is about as good a pronunciation as i can make. the first name is random and the last name is earth(gi) daughter(kóri) which could have to meanings, Gaia's daughter or daughter of earth as in the planet.
https//nymph-names.php
Status
Name: Kallifaía Gikóri
Race: [Flower Nymph]
Title: none
Level: 1
HP: 10 (10.20)(s*e*5)
Hr: 0.1%/min
SP: 40 (40.80)(e*d*10)
Sr: 0.2%/min
MP: 10 (10.20)(i*w*10)
Mr: 0.2%/min
Stats: 5
str: 1 (1.01)
end: 2 (2.02)
dex: 2 (2.02)
int: 1 (1.01)
wis:1 (1.01)
luc: 1 (1.01)
chr: 3 (3.06)
ntr: 3 (3.06)
skills
[Universal Handling]
lvl: MAX
"That crazy bastard actually did it, he drifted a fuckin horse" -random spectator
You can operate near any mode of transport
[Map]
lvl: MAX
"Hey Google where's the nearest Walmart" -most people apparently
You have a map. Wis and int affect your navigation ability.
[Repair]
lvl: 1/100
"A zip tie, duct tape, and a little glue this sonnavabich is as good as new" -redneck engineering expert
You can repair your mode of transport
[Upgrade]
lvl: 1/100
"I just wanted my oil changed now my Honda civic wants a divorce" -random customer
you can upgrade your mode of transport
[Effortless Advertising]
lvl: MAX
"Have you seen Chad's new car it's soooo hot" -random teen
You don't need to look for customers they just seem to find you. luck multiplied by 2 when it it comes to finding passengers.
[Floral Beauty]
lvl: 1/100
"Sometimes it's nice to just stop and smell the roses" -random traveler
Grants you a plus .01 chr multiplier per skill level.You can alter your coloration
[Elemental Affection]
lvl: 1/100
"We love you sis!" -elements
Grants various elemental utility and buff spells as it levels
Current spells
[Faere fire]
[Gaia's Aegis]
lvl: MAX
"You ain't touchin my baby" -Gaia
You, your mode of transport, and current passengers are immune to environmental effects
[Mother's Ire]
lvl: MAX
"Oh HELL nah you trying get MY baby. You bout ta get these hands" -Gaia
Enemy luc -75%
Enemy Elemental magic has a tendency to backfire
[Divine Spark]
lvl: 1/100
"A spark tended carefully grows larger than you can imagine" -Hestia
Grants a stat multiplier of 1.01 with plus .01 per skill level
[Nectar's Aroma]
lvl: 1/100
"I love the smell of vanilla, but I didn't have perfumes growing up, so I wore vanilla extract" -Evan Rachel Wood
Plus .01 ntr multiplier per skill level. You can alter your scent
Spell List:
[Faere fire]
lvl: MAX
"BURN HAHAHAH ASHES TO ASHES IT ALL BURNS DOWN!!! HEHEHE" -random fire fairy
Conjures fire sized for a three inch tall pyromancer. light a campfire or illuminate the area around you.
Range: 3ft
Dmg: 10/min
Cost: 1mp/min