This is so Stupid, the second Era
Frodo jumped up at the sight of Gandalf's testicles, "GANDALF!" He screamed, running around with his sword, "You're alive! Now I can go on a horrible quest that will probably take my life! WHEEEE!" and ran off to his probable doom. "Fire against stone?" An ugly man said, and he was so ugly he was carried off by the National You Are Ugly Alliance. The impossiblity of this scared the living hell out of the man in the corner and he turned into an idiot. Then, after several gruesome closeups of Frodo's face, Boromir arrived to do a funky dance. Realising everything that had happened so far wasn't funny in any way whatsoever, the loveable but hairy dwarves chased away Aragorn. "This is no mine," Sam said, then he was shot for saying the wrong lines and in the wrong movie. The hobbits rejoiced at the fat git's death, and partied all night long until all the women in the shire were once again impregnated and proceeded to fling themselves into the sea. Suddenly Sauroman got chased off by a huge tree. It was incredibly unlikely, but nobody really cared and Helm's Deep caught fire. Suddenly, again, a man ran into the set screaming Lord of the Rings sucks and he shot himself in vain. Why it was in vain, I dunno, stp asking me questions and leave me alone. I don't like any of you reading this. You're all insane! the 2 irrelevant hobbits, for this part of the movie, screamed in union and created the screaming union, like a trade union except better and harpooning in the eye days. Unfortunately for the people reading this story, you might've realised it isn't going anywhere, and might explode any second now. Goodbye!
Frodo jumped up at the sight of Gandalf's testicles, "GANDALF!" He screamed, running around with his sword, "You're alive! Now I can go on a horrible quest that will probably take my life! WHEEEE!" and ran off to his probable doom. "Fire against stone?" An ugly man said, and he was so ugly he was carried off by the National You Are Ugly Alliance. The impossiblity of this scared the living hell out of the man in the corner and he turned into an idiot. Then, after several gruesome closeups of Frodo's face, Boromir arrived to do a funky dance. Realising everything that had happened so far wasn't funny in any way whatsoever, the loveable but hairy dwarves chased away Aragorn. "This is no mine," Sam said, then he was shot for saying the wrong lines and in the wrong movie. The hobbits rejoiced at the fat git's death, and partied all night long until all the women in the shire were once again impregnated and proceeded to fling themselves into the sea. Suddenly Sauroman got chased off by a huge tree. It was incredibly unlikely, but nobody really cared and Helm's Deep caught fire. Suddenly, again, a man ran into the set screaming Lord of the Rings sucks and he shot himself in vain. Why it was in vain, I dunno, stp asking me questions and leave me alone. I don't like any of you reading this. You're all insane! the 2 irrelevant hobbits, for this part of the movie, screamed in union and created the screaming union, like a trade union except better and harpooning in the eye days. Unfortunately for the people reading this story, you might've realised it isn't going anywhere, and might explode any second now. Goodbye!