Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter blah di blah blah.I better start
writing before I stop!
Becky: Hi! Sorry I haven't updated in AGES.I thought Haley was going to be nice again. She's busy writing a Bayblade Big Brother fic.
Haley: Type type type..
Becky: So, you guys have me as an author ^_^.
Reader: NOOOO!
Becky: *ahem* anyway, I better start the next chapter before I get bored and abandon it. Please read!!
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+Dan Radcliffe's dressing room 9:30am+
"Ooh, another fan letter!" Dan squeaked as he stumbled into his make-up chair.
"Correction Daniel, fan package" said the woman who was going to find his costume, which he seemed to have misplaced. "You shouldn't go into your wardrobe unless you are told to. Never trust kids with clothes, that's all I can say."
"But Pam!" Dan began to whine.
"But nothing! I'm complaining to the producer. Does he know about this?"
"No, not really"
"The last film I was involved in" Pam moved closer to the terrified boy, "This one young actor, name was Bill, he lost his costume. You know what happened to him?"
"Was it bad?" Dan trembled.
"Oh, it wasn't just 'bad`. It was the worst thing that could ever happen to you in your short and pathetic little life young man."
"W-w-what happened to him?"
"He got. fired"
"EEK!!"
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter coming from just outside the dressing room door. Dan's eyes shot from Pam to the door frame where there was a gap. Nobody was there but he could hear laughter from next to it. A red and gold coloured tie was thrown onto the floor just so he could see it at the bottom of the door frame. One end was in his sight and the other was hidden behind the door.
"MY TIE! MY PRECIOUS GRYFFINDOR TIE!!!!!" He yelled and shot towards the door. Now nobody was there. Just the tie on the floor. He picked it up and walked back into the dressing room, giving it to Pam. "I didn't lose my costume. It was stolen."
"And by whom?" Pam asked, suspiciously.
"Hmm."
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+Haley's room. 9:35am (just following on from the last incident)+
"Oh my god! You should have seen his face! It was so funny!" Becky laughed as she stumbled into the bedroom with Haley sat on the floor reading some crap ( HA!) and Tom playing on the PS2 with bags under his eyes from the night before (I'll let YOU work it out you dirty minded freaks!).
"Er..Bex? Isn't stealing the lead role of a worldwide blockbuster film's costume somewhat illegal?" Haley asked, getting a little nervous at the fact that Becky might have committed ANOTHER crime.
"No it isn't Haley. God, you're so paranoid." Becky sat next to Tom and started drawing in his diary.
"It MUST be, Becky, why do you think nobody ever does it? Yep, it's defiantly illegal, isn't it Tom?"
"Must.beat.Sephiroth" Tom mumbled with drool coming down his mouth (even I don't find that very attractive).
"Tom?" Haley said.
"Must.beat.Sephiroth"
"Is he okay Becky?"
"It's okay. He only needs some treatment to get him out of it" Becky explained.
"What kind of treatment?" Haley said, in a worried tone of voice.
"Tom, the Surrey council have decided to drain the lake out so all the fish are dead!"
"ARGHH! GILBERT!!" Tom screamed.
"There we go, all better"
"WHERE IS HE?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH GILBERT?!!"
"Tom it's only-"
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM BECKY? TELL ME!"
"Tom, I was joking"
"WHEN I FIND THEM- what?"
"I was joking" Becky sighed.
"Oh, I knew that." Tom said quickly before picking up his mobile/cell phone after it bleeped twice. He read the text message and threw his phone on the bed. "WHAT KIND OF A GIRLFRIEND ARE YOU ANYWAY?!" He yelled before storming out of the room.
"So much for treatment" Becky sighed.
"Tom left his phone." Haley pointed out.
"So?"
"Can I have it?"
"-.-"
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+Rupert's room. 1pm+
"Where is it ginge?" Dan threatened as he barged through Rupert's door.
"Where's what?" Rupert asked.
"Don't play stupid. You stole my costume for the Chamber scene so just give it back and I won't tell anyone it was you"
"Someone stole your costume? Whoa, someone must really hate you Dan. You can't keep your crappy posh-boy reputation." Rupert laughed as he opened the refrigerator to get a can of cola."
"It wasn't you was it?" Dan sighed as he slumped out of the door.
"Hey, don't you wanna can mate?" Rupert called after Dan.
"No thanks." He replied. "I have to find out who has my costume and I need to get it back or I may get fired."
"Well, if you ask me, my bets are on Becky or even Tom."
"Rupert, sometimes I couldn't live without your logical brain" Dan smirked, before walking out of the room towards Becky's.
"Erm, thanks ?_?"
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Author notes
Becky: So, how'd I do? Please review and I will jump for joy and go "YAY YAY people love me!"
Haley: Type type type
So buh bye for now! Becky xxx
Becky: Hi! Sorry I haven't updated in AGES.I thought Haley was going to be nice again. She's busy writing a Bayblade Big Brother fic.
Haley: Type type type..
Becky: So, you guys have me as an author ^_^.
Reader: NOOOO!
Becky: *ahem* anyway, I better start the next chapter before I get bored and abandon it. Please read!!
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+Dan Radcliffe's dressing room 9:30am+
"Ooh, another fan letter!" Dan squeaked as he stumbled into his make-up chair.
"Correction Daniel, fan package" said the woman who was going to find his costume, which he seemed to have misplaced. "You shouldn't go into your wardrobe unless you are told to. Never trust kids with clothes, that's all I can say."
"But Pam!" Dan began to whine.
"But nothing! I'm complaining to the producer. Does he know about this?"
"No, not really"
"The last film I was involved in" Pam moved closer to the terrified boy, "This one young actor, name was Bill, he lost his costume. You know what happened to him?"
"Was it bad?" Dan trembled.
"Oh, it wasn't just 'bad`. It was the worst thing that could ever happen to you in your short and pathetic little life young man."
"W-w-what happened to him?"
"He got. fired"
"EEK!!"
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter coming from just outside the dressing room door. Dan's eyes shot from Pam to the door frame where there was a gap. Nobody was there but he could hear laughter from next to it. A red and gold coloured tie was thrown onto the floor just so he could see it at the bottom of the door frame. One end was in his sight and the other was hidden behind the door.
"MY TIE! MY PRECIOUS GRYFFINDOR TIE!!!!!" He yelled and shot towards the door. Now nobody was there. Just the tie on the floor. He picked it up and walked back into the dressing room, giving it to Pam. "I didn't lose my costume. It was stolen."
"And by whom?" Pam asked, suspiciously.
"Hmm."
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+Haley's room. 9:35am (just following on from the last incident)+
"Oh my god! You should have seen his face! It was so funny!" Becky laughed as she stumbled into the bedroom with Haley sat on the floor reading some crap ( HA!) and Tom playing on the PS2 with bags under his eyes from the night before (I'll let YOU work it out you dirty minded freaks!).
"Er..Bex? Isn't stealing the lead role of a worldwide blockbuster film's costume somewhat illegal?" Haley asked, getting a little nervous at the fact that Becky might have committed ANOTHER crime.
"No it isn't Haley. God, you're so paranoid." Becky sat next to Tom and started drawing in his diary.
"It MUST be, Becky, why do you think nobody ever does it? Yep, it's defiantly illegal, isn't it Tom?"
"Must.beat.Sephiroth" Tom mumbled with drool coming down his mouth (even I don't find that very attractive).
"Tom?" Haley said.
"Must.beat.Sephiroth"
"Is he okay Becky?"
"It's okay. He only needs some treatment to get him out of it" Becky explained.
"What kind of treatment?" Haley said, in a worried tone of voice.
"Tom, the Surrey council have decided to drain the lake out so all the fish are dead!"
"ARGHH! GILBERT!!" Tom screamed.
"There we go, all better"
"WHERE IS HE?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH GILBERT?!!"
"Tom it's only-"
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM BECKY? TELL ME!"
"Tom, I was joking"
"WHEN I FIND THEM- what?"
"I was joking" Becky sighed.
"Oh, I knew that." Tom said quickly before picking up his mobile/cell phone after it bleeped twice. He read the text message and threw his phone on the bed. "WHAT KIND OF A GIRLFRIEND ARE YOU ANYWAY?!" He yelled before storming out of the room.
"So much for treatment" Becky sighed.
"Tom left his phone." Haley pointed out.
"So?"
"Can I have it?"
"-.-"
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+Rupert's room. 1pm+
"Where is it ginge?" Dan threatened as he barged through Rupert's door.
"Where's what?" Rupert asked.
"Don't play stupid. You stole my costume for the Chamber scene so just give it back and I won't tell anyone it was you"
"Someone stole your costume? Whoa, someone must really hate you Dan. You can't keep your crappy posh-boy reputation." Rupert laughed as he opened the refrigerator to get a can of cola."
"It wasn't you was it?" Dan sighed as he slumped out of the door.
"Hey, don't you wanna can mate?" Rupert called after Dan.
"No thanks." He replied. "I have to find out who has my costume and I need to get it back or I may get fired."
"Well, if you ask me, my bets are on Becky or even Tom."
"Rupert, sometimes I couldn't live without your logical brain" Dan smirked, before walking out of the room towards Becky's.
"Erm, thanks ?_?"
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Author notes
Becky: So, how'd I do? Please review and I will jump for joy and go "YAY YAY people love me!"
Haley: Type type type
So buh bye for now! Becky xxx