Hey! Thanks for the reviews! It's only been 8 days and I'm writing the 2nd chapter . . . I must have a boring life, eh? Well here's chapter number 2!!!

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Well now this is the point of this story where Yami goes on a date with Tea. The first date didn't seem much like a date to me - Yugi drags Yami to a date with Tea without him knowing and they eat lunch or something, then Tea does some DDR thing with some weird looking fellow, (hey ma! I used 'fellow' in a proper sentence! XD) and Yami ends up duelling him and Tea says something about stuff and then they go to the museum . . . [yawn] you guys have all probably fallen asleep right now . . . anyways that didn't seem much of a date to me so I decided to write about their second date (did they even ever went on that second date? Aw well if they did this is MY version of it).

"So Yami what do you want to do now?" Tea asks.

"Oh I don't know how abouts we DUEL! DUEL RIGHT NOW! DAMMIT! DUEL!" Yami starts yelling, with a Crazy glint in his eyes.

Tea: . . .

Yami continues to yell, "DUEL! I MUST DUEL! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER! I MUST DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one"

"Erm . . ." Tea looks around feeling embarrased.

"YOU'RE A DUELIST! DUEL ME RIGHT NOW! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT! DUEL!!!!!!" Yami yells at Tea.

Tea starts at Yami and then says, "I don't have my deck right now . . ."

"AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DUELIST?!?!?!" Yami says, enraged.

Tea frowns, "No . . . ."

"DAMMIT!!!!!!11111one!11!!! Okay, I'm okay now let's eat!" Yami says, grinning.

"Sure we can do that," Tea says out loud, but she is really thinking, "Man! This guy is nuts!"

[Yami and Tea are at the 'Place Where You Eat Lunch']

Yami is staring out the window like he was on the first date.

"So Yami wadda you wanna do next?" Tea asks, after sipping her drink.

"Well we can . . . HOLY SHIT!" Yami cries jumping up from his seat.

"What? WHAT?!" Tea says, alarmed.

"That guy's a duellist!" Yami squeals, delighted and points out the window.

A Guy outside of 'Place Where You Eat Lunch' picking up a Duel Monsters Card that he just dropped.

Yami crashes through window and jumps on top of the Guy.

"What the . . .?!" The Guy says, alarmed.

Yami is extremely hyper, "Hey! Hey! Hey! You have Duel Monsters Cards right? So you have a deck right? So you're a duellist huh? Wanna duel? Huh? Wanna? 'Cause a duellist duels right? So you wanna duel with me? Huh? You got a duel disk?"

The Guy can hardly breath with Yami sitting on his back and chocking him. "No - I - don't." He breathes out.

"Oh well we don't need one! We can just duel here! Right here! You know I've duelled on a tree stump before in the Shadow Realm! So you wanna duel? Huh? Huh? So you wanna duel? Do ya? Huh?" Yami says, as he starts to hop up and down on the Guy's stomach.

The Guy still can't breath well. "Su-ure just - get - off o' me."

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!" Yami yells excited. "Let's duel!" Yami jumps off the Guy and gets in duelling stance.

Guy jumps up and runs away like crazy.

"HEY! YOU PROMISED! I'LL GET YOU! YOU HEAR ME!" Yami says, waving his fist angerly.

The guy turns around and yells, "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!"

"BUT YOU SAID WE COULD DUEL!" Yami whines. "COME ON! PLEASE?! I WANNA DUEL! YOU HAVE DUEL MONSTERS CARDS!" Yami makes like Donavon Bailey and runs like heck. (A/N: I don't own Donavon Bailey . . . in fact I think he retired from running . . . no wait . . . did he?)

[Meanwhile . . . Back at the Kaiba Mansion . . . ]

"MAN! I am so bored!" Tristan says.

Yugi sighs, "Yah, I wonder what is Yami doing right now?"

"We should've followed him and Tea to where ever they were going!" Duke says.

Tristen jumps up, "We can go find them right now!"

"Well . . . Yami's still carrying his Duel Disk . . . maybe we can go on the Battle City website and check the map to see where he is . . ." Kaiba says.

"YAH! We can go track Yami with my amazing sense of smell!" Joey agrees.

Serenity looks up, "Hey Joey what are you doing?" She says, confused.

Joey is sitting cross legged with cards in front of him. "Oh me? I'm playing Pyramids!"

"With Duel Monsters Cards?!" Serenity asks.

Joey smiles, "Yep! =) Oh look! I cleared the Pyramid! YIPPE!"

Everyone except Joey backs slowly away from Joey.

Joey: =)

"So. . . what about that spying on Yami?" Duke reminds everyone.

Kaiba turns on computer and puts cotton in ears.

" Yah! I got some real cool spying gear!" Yugi says, pulling out spying gear.

"Now all we have to do is find Yami! That'll only take a couple of days . . ." Tristan starts to calculate in his mind.

Kaiba puts on earmuffs and turns up the speaker system.

Suddenly a loud screeching erupts.

Everyone except Kaiba screams, "OW MY EARS!!!!"

Kaiba calmly takes all sound proof things off. "HERE'S THE FREAKING MAP THAT LOCATES WHERE YAMI IS! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH COMPLETE MORONS! THAT WAS FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME WHEN I WAS TRYING TO HELP!!!" Kaiba yells and stomps off.

Everyone else: O.O;

[Now . . . back to the chase . . . ]

The Guy says, "Please! Stay away from me! Leave me alone! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" He breaks down into tears.

Yami catches up to the Guy and tackles him again. "SURE! I'll leave ya alone! Just duel me!"

The Guy sniffs, "But I don't know how to duel!"

"BUT YOU'VE GOT DUEL MONSTERS CARDS!" Yami yells.

The Guy says, "I know! But these are my friend's! He left his deck at my house and I was just returning them right now!"

"Then why didja said we can duel?" Yami sniffs.

The Guy is breaking down in tears. "I just wanted you to get off of me! I couldn't breath!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'm never gonna duel!" Yami cries and runs away.

[Meanwhile back at the 'Place Where You Eat Lunch']

"Oh . . . well that dates over . . ." Tea mutters.

Well there goes another love . . . thingy! Heh, at least you'll know what to expect if Yu-Gi-Oh! Ever showed you the second date with Yami and Tea!

I need ideas for the third chapter! What couple shall I do next? It can be any couple! Even the ones I've already done! (Yea I've only done two so far) And please give me an idea for the chapter title! Thanks! I'd be sure to mention your penname on my next chapter!

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