Hi everybody! This is going to be an unusual chapter! Guess what the pairings are? I got one review saying they wanted me to do Bakura (bad one) and someone else and Bakura torturing that person! And didn't want it to be yaoi (boy x boy) well I thought it was a great idea but I couldn't think of what to do with Bakura but last night I had a dream and got an idea! Unfortunately it wasn't Bakura it was . . .

SETO KAIBA AND TRISTEN TAYLOR!

In all my time on fanfic I've never seen this pairing EVER and I've never thought of a pairing like this!!! But hey it's a dream what do I know . . . Well enjoy!

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! She does own the ideas of the story of course . . .

[Well it all starts out with well Kaiba just walking to Kaiba Land to um . . . find something to do! And then from out of no where who is to come by? Why Tristen of course!]

"HEY KAIBA!" Tristan yells wacing happily.

Kaiba is muttering, "my name's Seto why won't anyone call me by my first name?"

Tristen runs over to Kaiba.

"What do you want 'friend - of - dog'," Kaiba says rudely.

"I like dogs! =) oh wait . . . you meant Joey! Yah I get it! Ha ha," Tristan starts to laugh.

"Right . . ." Kaiba mutters, unconvinced.

"I LOVE YOU MAN!" Tristan confesses, whacking Kaiba on the arm in a friendly way.

"Oh well . . . that's scary . . ." Kaiba says, not really caring.

"I ALSO LOVE HAMBURGERS AND HOMER SIMPSON AND WORLD BOOK ENCYCLOPEDIAS AND . . . (A/N: I don't own World Book Encyclopaedias)," Tristan starts to say.

"You're crazy," Kaiba states and walks away.

"WAIT FOR ME!" Tristan yells and lunges at Kaiba and clamps himself on to his leg.

"GET OFF OF ME!" Kaiba yells.

Tristen sucks his thumb. "But I loooooooooooooooooooove you!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - " Kaibs stops screaming to take a deep breath and continues to scream, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kaiba starts to runs.

[After many hours of running and screaming Kaiba stops]

"Why am I running? He's clamped onto my leg! I can't run away from my leg! What am I gonna do?!" Kaib says to himself.

Tristen is eating a cheeseburger and says, "Beats me."

"Where did you get that cheeseburger?" Kaiba asks.

"I managed to grab one as you were running past a cheeseburger stand," Tristen says, biting his cheeseburger.

"A cheeseburger stand?" Kaiba says as if Tristan was crazy.

"Yep," Tristen says calmly.

Malik, after 2 chapters; is still pulling thing from his pants pocket. "WORLD BOOK 2001 EDITION 1 A, piano, freezer, rice cooker, bags of rice, TV, car . . . BUNNY! Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm!! (A/N: Pronounced Mr. Poo - ken Snoo - ker - elli - erm) I thought I'd never see you again!" Marik hugs Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm.

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c(")(") ---- Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm (A/N: He's alive by the way . . . there was food in Malik's pants)

Kaiba and Tristen: O.O;

Kaiba is thinking, "There's Kaiba Land! And there's my aquarium! I've got an idea!" Kaiba runs into the aquarium.

"Yay! An aquarium! I LOVE AQUARIUMS!!!!" Tristen says happily.

Kaiba presses a button that says -[DO NOT PRESS]- and turns into a turtle.

Tristen turns into a fish.

Kaiba and Tristen both jumps into the water.

"Why are we water creatures?" Tristen asks innocently.

"I don't know! But I can be away from you now!" Kaiba swims away.

"Oh-kay . . ." Tristen says confused.

An Other fish pops up and says, "Hey dude! You are like, the new fish dude, right dude?"

"YAY! I'm the new fish dude! I LOVE being the new fish dude!" Tristen cheers.

An Other fish agrees, "Me too! That means I'm no longer the new fish dude and the evil mad killer insane turtles can torture you!"

"Evil mad killer insane turtles?" Tristen squeaks.

An Other fish nods, "Yeah they watched Scary Movie last year and they couldn't get enough of it!" (A/N: I don't own Scary Movie)

Evil Mad Killer Insane Turtles swims out of no where and surrounds Tristen. "Yay! New prey! Hey, that rhymed!" They say.

"I don't wanna die! I don't love being dead!" Tristen whines.

Evil Mad Killer Insane Turtle #1 lunges at Tristen but misses him and flies past him and through the glass without smashing the glass. He just went through it.

"Evil Mad Killer Insane Turtle #1! How did you go through the glass?" Tristen asks.

Evil Mad Killer Insane Turtle #1 replies saying, "Dude! I just got blasted out of your effed!"

"Effed?! Why are the swears beeped out?!" Tristen says.

Evil Mad Killer Insane Turtle #1 replies, "Effed, effed, effed, effed! Eff effed eff effed!"

"Are both those sentences in swears?!" Tristen asks.

Evil Mad Killer Insane Turtle #1 replies, "Effed no! I just said 'effed' and 'eff' a lot! =P"

Kaiba is a person again wearing a kilt dancing. "WHHHHHEEEEEE!" He says and turns back into a turtle.

"I WANNA BE A PERSON AGAIN! I DON'T LOVE THIS!" Tristen cries. Tristen's tears explode and makes his face bleed and dies from blood loss.

"COOL!" Kaiba exclaims.

Mokuba is also a fish and says, "HEY BIG BROTHER! I LOVE YOU!"

". . . Well that makes sense I guess since you are my brother . . ." Kaiba says, shrugging.

"YAY! Look at me big brother! I'm a fish! See me roar!" Mokuba roars and somehow explodes.

" . . . That was unexpected . . . Now I need a new brother!" Kaiba jumps out of water and turns human then walks out of aquarium and Kaiba Land in search of new brother.

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm says, "AHHHHHHHH! Help me! That insane person will put me in his pants pocket again!" (A/N: It is not unusual for bunnies to talk in my fanfics!)

"HEY! You can be my new brother!" Kaiba says.

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm replies, "Okay! As long as I am away from that insane person that will put me in his pants pockets!"

"You'll have to change your name into Mokuba and download all his memories," Kaiba says.

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm says, "Okay as long as I'm away from that insane person that will put me in his pants pockets!" Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm turns into Mokuba.

Mokuba who is formerly known as Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm says, "BIG BROTHER!"

"LITTLE BROTHER! Wait . . . Mokuba sounds much better let me try again . . . MOKUBA!" Kaiba cries.

Kaiba and Mokuba both says, "YAY!"

Malik says, "Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?" He cries. "Maybe he is already in my pants pockets!" Malike hopes, and starts to dig through pants pockets. "NOOOOOOOOO! MR. POOKEN SNOOKERELLIERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Malik starts to cry.

Kaiba and Mokuba who is formerly known as Mr. Snookerellierm: O.O;

Well that's chapter 3! I know it's short and not that funny . . . it seemed funnier in the dream! Malik wasn't in the dream but I though I'd add him and his bunny in! I made up the name Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm! I own that bunny!!!! So um yah! I need more ideas! Next chapter will be Bakura and another person! I've already decided who it is! It is an extremely weird pairing! Decide what they will do! The power is in your hands! So type away!!!!

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