Disclaimer: I do not own HP or the Characters.. OR the actors (except Tom,
my slave). Oh yeah, and I own Becky too, fanficci version of moi. And er.
Haley owns herself.
Haley: YAY! *carries on typing Big Brother thing* type type type.
Okay. Now let's set things straight. It is way past midnight, It is VERY hot, I am slightly depressed, I haven't slept in nearly three days and I have drank at least five cans of Pepsi twist. So.. ONWARDS!!!
Anybody with no sense of mad humour, you are a crazy Tom Felton fan or you have something against monkey butlers I suggest you leave this story NOW!
Thankyou, Becky007. Oh yeah.this chapter is strange! STRANGER THAN ME!... almost.
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*Ahem* dun dun dun DUN! May I present Chap-it-her four of my brilliant creation, the trust game.
+ Glencoe General Hospital *Narrator zooms in with camera from helicopter* Intensive care *zooms in even more* Ward 229 *REALLY zooms in an thwacks Tom on the head*+
"OW! Stupid camera... Oh sexy nurse lady, can I have my spongebath now pleasums?"
"Felton, you got visitors" the nurse groaned, ignoring Tom's 'request'.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!". Becky sprinted into the room, arms wide open, towards the let's just say less happy patient. When she reached him she squeezed around his bandaged up chest. "OhmyGodTomIthoughtyou'dlikedieorsomethingYAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"
"Yay..." A sarcastic and bored voice came from the other side of the room.
"Can't. Breathe." Tom choked. Becky eventually let go and pulled a seat up RIGHT next to his bed.
"Oh great. No chairs for Haley. Oh well, I guess I'll have to go back to the hotel and play on Final Fantasy with TOM'S memory card..." Haley smiled evilly.
"NO!" Tom yelped. Nearly choking from the shock.
"Tom's right Haley, go and get a chair from next door and sit with us!" Becky smiled, the scary smile -_-.
:: I didn't exactly mean that. Stupid bitch:: Tom thought angrily, but also relieved that Haley wasn't going back to his room to get his memory card.
"But I don't wanna! You two will start making out or.. Worse *shudders*.
"^______^"
"^______^
Haley slumped out of the room, a few seconds later she reappeared holding a large plastic chair above her head. She dumped it next to Becky and sat down, looking very bored. The nurse came in now and then giving Tom some sort of drug, although Becky wasn't very happy about it . But, besides from that, everything seemed to go. very well actually.
Reader: IT'S NOT SUPPOST TO GO VERY WELL! EVERYTHING IS SUPPOST TO GO WRONG SO WE CAN ALL LAUGH AND SEND NICE REVIEWS!
O.o. someone say reviews? :-). *Whacks all characters on the head with a mallet* be stupid!
"Dumpy dumpy hoo-hah" Becky laughed.
"Why am I is reading this durrr..*throws magazine on the floor*" Haley mumbled.
"The insanity of it all!" Tom screamed.
Becky007: Not THAT stupid.
Reader: TOM IS NOT STUPID! WHY IS TOM NOT STUPID?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!
Tom: *jumps out of reader's computer monitor and onto their table* because I'm ill. sort of. ^__^ *pats reader on the head and jumps back in the computer*
Becky007 & reader: O.o. Okaaaaay.
This chapter is so insane, I'm going to get bad reviews for this _. Ah well, if people hate me I guess I'll have to hate them.
Reader: ¬_¬' is it possible for you to write a SANE story?
Nah. Okay. the last few lines are nothing to do with the whole fic. Okay, so maybe most of the chapter was nothing to do with the whole fic. Now I will continue. After I have gone to school.
~*Seven hours later*~
Okay, Tom in hospital is boring so I'm going to skip a day. skipping. skipping. okay! So now you know that giant snakes (that look more like sandworms) are real. Scared? Worried? Clinging onto your mouse mat? Didn't think so. Bored and freaked out?
Yep.
Wondering why I am writing a load of shite (pardon my French)? It's something called writer's block. Anyway, everybody is fit ( ^_ ) and well and all hanky-panky. Dan was in his dressing room, stroking his tie.
"*Gollum voice* Ah my precious. We mustn't let them steal it from us. The ginger and female hobbitsis draw near. We must keep it safe from them. for the precious."
"You are SO not going to get the part of Gollum, Dan. Andy Serkis Has got it," Emma Grinned whilst opening a magazine. "It says so in here."
"Hey, where'd you get that mag Em?" Rupert asked. "You know we can't go to the shop until next week."
"Yes I know. Somebody sold it to me. I didn't even have to give them money. All they wanted was one of Dan's secrets! ... Whoops."
"WHAT??!! WHO DARES TO SELL THIS TO YOU FOR ONE OF MY PRECIOUS SECRETS?!"
"I dunno, someone called Becky I think."
"WHAT?!! I KNEW IT!" Dan stormed out of the room and into the long corridor.
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"*Strong cockney accent* Getchya magazines, just oneofaya Danny Raddy secrets. If ya know da lady erm. I mean laddy den come on up and purchase ya free magazine! We gotz teen scream, teen dream, teen scheme, teen clean, teen supreme, teen beam, teen team, teen green and Tellytubbies go to the farm!"
"BECKY!!!!"
"Oh, hiya Dan, how's it goin'?"
"Why do you torture me?"
"No idea. wanna buy a magazine? I've got just the one for you *goes to grab Tellytubbies go to the farm*"
"Why are you stood here selling magazines for my secrets? What on Earth possessed you to do this?"
"Little things called polos my dear. So. wanna help me put up my banner? You'll get a free magazine if you do!"
"That is so irrelevant! How can you just stand there and. "
"But look *waves magazine* Tellytubbies!"
"Oh. okay!"
Dan grabbed a ladder and took half of the banner and slowly pinned it up on the wall behind a small wooden table which read 'Becky's Brill Bag of Mags, FREE!... almost'. When they finished, they saw some large boys walking down the corridor towards them dressed in Hogwarts robes.
"EEK! THE BIG BODYGUARDS HAVE COME TO DRAG ME OUT AGAIN!!!" Becky screamed, hiding under the table and clinging onto the sticky tape.
"Are you blind? It's only Jamie and Josh you moron!" Dan slightly laughed.
"I'm not exactly going to bring my glasses to Scotland am I?!!"
"No, you should have brought your dog and your white stick!" Jamie laughed patting her on the back.
"You are so taaaaaaaaall."
"Yeah, I noticed. Hey Becky, remember that game you played with your cousins last year you told me about?"
"Yah"
"Can we play it? As in all of us"
"ALL of you? The WHOLE cast? Okie dokie! Meet you in the café and lunch time."
"Excellent."
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"Oy, you two! Get off that game! We gotta play this game that shows how much you know someone. It's really good! Guys? Guys?!!"
"Must. beat. Sephiroth" Haley and Tom mumbled.
"Wake up! This is NOT a Final Fantasy geeky game!"
"I am NOT a geek!" Tom protested, turning off the TV very quickly.
"What game. I don't like Becky's games. They're scary" Haley cowered.
"I'll show you when we get there!"
". "
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Becky, Tom and Haley arrived at the café which was crowded with lots of famous people from Harry Potter. Becky stood on a table and began to explain the rules of the game.
"This game may include secret telling, emotional stuff, physical contact." A loud 'whit-woo' whistle sound was heard in the large hall followed by some laughter. "Yes, thankyou Thomas. I feel like a teacher. Anyway, so blah di blah anyone who feels uncomfortable about this then please leave now ya chickens" Haley began to walk out of the room.
"HALEY!" Tom yelled and grabbed onto her collar, "you 'aint going nowhere"
"Aww."
"So I pick the first person to do something cause I'm the boss. I pick. erm. Mathew Louis!" Becky announced. A large gasp broke out as Mattie stood up and walked over to Becky. "I think you need to test your knowledge on how much you know. Milo from the Tweenies!"
"Okay. Fire away!"
"Oh no no no no, I'm going to make you into the character of Milo!"
"What?" Mattie chocked.
"Okay just do what I say!" Becky shouted across the room and a circle of people gathered around Becky and Mattie.
"Baaaad idea" Tom said to Haley, peering over many boys who were a good few inches taller than him.
"Right, sing with me. *bursts into song* HEY HEY, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?"
"It's time to come and play with the Tweenies." Mattie mumbled quietly.
"SING LOUDER!"
"HEY HEY ARE YOU READY TO PLAY? WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY WITH THE TWEENIES?! YOU CAN SING WITH US, PLAY GAMES WITH US. YOU CAN RUN ABOUT AND JUMP"
"AND SOUT!" Tom broke out "What are you looking at?!! I DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT!!" He screamed as everyone around him sniggered.
"IT'S OKAY WHAT DO YOU SAY? EVERYDAY.!" Mattie and Becky screamed.
"COME AND PLAY!" Everyone screamed.
~* Five hours later*~
"I pick. Tom!" Rupert announced after doing his task.
"Aw shit. "
"HAHAHA!" Haley laughed piss takingly.
"You won't be laughing when I choose you next biatch! Tom laughed.
"Dammit!"
Tom stood in the circle with Rupert. Rupert took a quick glance at Becky, who was eating some melted ice-cream and glanced back at Tom. He then smiled.
"Just give me the damn task!" Tom whined.
"Okay okay, you will be blindfolded and will have to kiss five people and you have to guess which one is Becky." He said. Becky spat out her ice- cream all over Haley.
"WHAT?!!" Tom screamed.
"You have to do it Tom, it's part of the game, right Becky?". Everybody was glaring at Becky by now.
"Yeah. " She sulked.
Five people were lined up in no particular order and nobody was allowed to say who they were or which one was Becky. Tom was sure that the best kiss would be from Becky. It was just obvious.
"Would the first person kiss the blindfolded one please!"
Not bad, Tom thought, very boring though, the girl was sticking her tongue in. The whole room was silent when they stopped.
"NEXT!"
Different, this person was obviously smaller than Tom, quite a lot smaller.
"NEXT!"
Same old story.
"NEXT"
An obsessed fan probably.
"NEXT!"
Straight in, probably the best kiss of them all, this was defiantly Becky, very smooth and suttle, just as it usually with her. Yeah, this was obviously Becky. Quite a lot of people were giggling for some reason.
"So Tom, who was Becky?" Rupert asked jumping up and down. He'd never had this much attention before. Freak.
"The fifth one, duh"
There was a silence and someone whispered "shut up!"
"Everyone else sit down please except for number five. Tom, you may now take you blindfold off"
"O_o. YAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Infront of Tom stood the last person you would expect. Yep, Dan, who was grinning.
"YOU MADE ME GAY!!! YOU MADE ME GAY YOU BASTARDS! YAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU MADE ME GAY!!!!! I HATE YOU!" Tom cried as he fell to the floor as most of the crowd roared with laughter.
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Author notes: TOM ISN'T GAY! Before you start. it was a one-off thing okay?!! He's going to literally kill me for this. Anyway REVIEW NOW!! I skipped my homework for this so you better be grateful!
Becky xx
Haley: YAY! *carries on typing Big Brother thing* type type type.
Okay. Now let's set things straight. It is way past midnight, It is VERY hot, I am slightly depressed, I haven't slept in nearly three days and I have drank at least five cans of Pepsi twist. So.. ONWARDS!!!
Anybody with no sense of mad humour, you are a crazy Tom Felton fan or you have something against monkey butlers I suggest you leave this story NOW!
Thankyou, Becky007. Oh yeah.this chapter is strange! STRANGER THAN ME!... almost.
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*Ahem* dun dun dun DUN! May I present Chap-it-her four of my brilliant creation, the trust game.
+ Glencoe General Hospital *Narrator zooms in with camera from helicopter* Intensive care *zooms in even more* Ward 229 *REALLY zooms in an thwacks Tom on the head*+
"OW! Stupid camera... Oh sexy nurse lady, can I have my spongebath now pleasums?"
"Felton, you got visitors" the nurse groaned, ignoring Tom's 'request'.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!". Becky sprinted into the room, arms wide open, towards the let's just say less happy patient. When she reached him she squeezed around his bandaged up chest. "OhmyGodTomIthoughtyou'dlikedieorsomethingYAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"
"Yay..." A sarcastic and bored voice came from the other side of the room.
"Can't. Breathe." Tom choked. Becky eventually let go and pulled a seat up RIGHT next to his bed.
"Oh great. No chairs for Haley. Oh well, I guess I'll have to go back to the hotel and play on Final Fantasy with TOM'S memory card..." Haley smiled evilly.
"NO!" Tom yelped. Nearly choking from the shock.
"Tom's right Haley, go and get a chair from next door and sit with us!" Becky smiled, the scary smile -_-.
:: I didn't exactly mean that. Stupid bitch:: Tom thought angrily, but also relieved that Haley wasn't going back to his room to get his memory card.
"But I don't wanna! You two will start making out or.. Worse *shudders*.
"^______^"
"^______^
Haley slumped out of the room, a few seconds later she reappeared holding a large plastic chair above her head. She dumped it next to Becky and sat down, looking very bored. The nurse came in now and then giving Tom some sort of drug, although Becky wasn't very happy about it . But, besides from that, everything seemed to go. very well actually.
Reader: IT'S NOT SUPPOST TO GO VERY WELL! EVERYTHING IS SUPPOST TO GO WRONG SO WE CAN ALL LAUGH AND SEND NICE REVIEWS!
O.o. someone say reviews? :-). *Whacks all characters on the head with a mallet* be stupid!
"Dumpy dumpy hoo-hah" Becky laughed.
"Why am I is reading this durrr..*throws magazine on the floor*" Haley mumbled.
"The insanity of it all!" Tom screamed.
Becky007: Not THAT stupid.
Reader: TOM IS NOT STUPID! WHY IS TOM NOT STUPID?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!
Tom: *jumps out of reader's computer monitor and onto their table* because I'm ill. sort of. ^__^ *pats reader on the head and jumps back in the computer*
Becky007 & reader: O.o. Okaaaaay.
This chapter is so insane, I'm going to get bad reviews for this _. Ah well, if people hate me I guess I'll have to hate them.
Reader: ¬_¬' is it possible for you to write a SANE story?
Nah. Okay. the last few lines are nothing to do with the whole fic. Okay, so maybe most of the chapter was nothing to do with the whole fic. Now I will continue. After I have gone to school.
~*Seven hours later*~
Okay, Tom in hospital is boring so I'm going to skip a day. skipping. skipping. okay! So now you know that giant snakes (that look more like sandworms) are real. Scared? Worried? Clinging onto your mouse mat? Didn't think so. Bored and freaked out?
Yep.
Wondering why I am writing a load of shite (pardon my French)? It's something called writer's block. Anyway, everybody is fit ( ^_ ) and well and all hanky-panky. Dan was in his dressing room, stroking his tie.
"*Gollum voice* Ah my precious. We mustn't let them steal it from us. The ginger and female hobbitsis draw near. We must keep it safe from them. for the precious."
"You are SO not going to get the part of Gollum, Dan. Andy Serkis Has got it," Emma Grinned whilst opening a magazine. "It says so in here."
"Hey, where'd you get that mag Em?" Rupert asked. "You know we can't go to the shop until next week."
"Yes I know. Somebody sold it to me. I didn't even have to give them money. All they wanted was one of Dan's secrets! ... Whoops."
"WHAT??!! WHO DARES TO SELL THIS TO YOU FOR ONE OF MY PRECIOUS SECRETS?!"
"I dunno, someone called Becky I think."
"WHAT?!! I KNEW IT!" Dan stormed out of the room and into the long corridor.
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"*Strong cockney accent* Getchya magazines, just oneofaya Danny Raddy secrets. If ya know da lady erm. I mean laddy den come on up and purchase ya free magazine! We gotz teen scream, teen dream, teen scheme, teen clean, teen supreme, teen beam, teen team, teen green and Tellytubbies go to the farm!"
"BECKY!!!!"
"Oh, hiya Dan, how's it goin'?"
"Why do you torture me?"
"No idea. wanna buy a magazine? I've got just the one for you *goes to grab Tellytubbies go to the farm*"
"Why are you stood here selling magazines for my secrets? What on Earth possessed you to do this?"
"Little things called polos my dear. So. wanna help me put up my banner? You'll get a free magazine if you do!"
"That is so irrelevant! How can you just stand there and. "
"But look *waves magazine* Tellytubbies!"
"Oh. okay!"
Dan grabbed a ladder and took half of the banner and slowly pinned it up on the wall behind a small wooden table which read 'Becky's Brill Bag of Mags, FREE!... almost'. When they finished, they saw some large boys walking down the corridor towards them dressed in Hogwarts robes.
"EEK! THE BIG BODYGUARDS HAVE COME TO DRAG ME OUT AGAIN!!!" Becky screamed, hiding under the table and clinging onto the sticky tape.
"Are you blind? It's only Jamie and Josh you moron!" Dan slightly laughed.
"I'm not exactly going to bring my glasses to Scotland am I?!!"
"No, you should have brought your dog and your white stick!" Jamie laughed patting her on the back.
"You are so taaaaaaaaall."
"Yeah, I noticed. Hey Becky, remember that game you played with your cousins last year you told me about?"
"Yah"
"Can we play it? As in all of us"
"ALL of you? The WHOLE cast? Okie dokie! Meet you in the café and lunch time."
"Excellent."
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"Oy, you two! Get off that game! We gotta play this game that shows how much you know someone. It's really good! Guys? Guys?!!"
"Must. beat. Sephiroth" Haley and Tom mumbled.
"Wake up! This is NOT a Final Fantasy geeky game!"
"I am NOT a geek!" Tom protested, turning off the TV very quickly.
"What game. I don't like Becky's games. They're scary" Haley cowered.
"I'll show you when we get there!"
". "
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Becky, Tom and Haley arrived at the café which was crowded with lots of famous people from Harry Potter. Becky stood on a table and began to explain the rules of the game.
"This game may include secret telling, emotional stuff, physical contact." A loud 'whit-woo' whistle sound was heard in the large hall followed by some laughter. "Yes, thankyou Thomas. I feel like a teacher. Anyway, so blah di blah anyone who feels uncomfortable about this then please leave now ya chickens" Haley began to walk out of the room.
"HALEY!" Tom yelled and grabbed onto her collar, "you 'aint going nowhere"
"Aww."
"So I pick the first person to do something cause I'm the boss. I pick. erm. Mathew Louis!" Becky announced. A large gasp broke out as Mattie stood up and walked over to Becky. "I think you need to test your knowledge on how much you know. Milo from the Tweenies!"
"Okay. Fire away!"
"Oh no no no no, I'm going to make you into the character of Milo!"
"What?" Mattie chocked.
"Okay just do what I say!" Becky shouted across the room and a circle of people gathered around Becky and Mattie.
"Baaaad idea" Tom said to Haley, peering over many boys who were a good few inches taller than him.
"Right, sing with me. *bursts into song* HEY HEY, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?"
"It's time to come and play with the Tweenies." Mattie mumbled quietly.
"SING LOUDER!"
"HEY HEY ARE YOU READY TO PLAY? WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY WITH THE TWEENIES?! YOU CAN SING WITH US, PLAY GAMES WITH US. YOU CAN RUN ABOUT AND JUMP"
"AND SOUT!" Tom broke out "What are you looking at?!! I DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT!!" He screamed as everyone around him sniggered.
"IT'S OKAY WHAT DO YOU SAY? EVERYDAY.!" Mattie and Becky screamed.
"COME AND PLAY!" Everyone screamed.
~* Five hours later*~
"I pick. Tom!" Rupert announced after doing his task.
"Aw shit. "
"HAHAHA!" Haley laughed piss takingly.
"You won't be laughing when I choose you next biatch! Tom laughed.
"Dammit!"
Tom stood in the circle with Rupert. Rupert took a quick glance at Becky, who was eating some melted ice-cream and glanced back at Tom. He then smiled.
"Just give me the damn task!" Tom whined.
"Okay okay, you will be blindfolded and will have to kiss five people and you have to guess which one is Becky." He said. Becky spat out her ice- cream all over Haley.
"WHAT?!!" Tom screamed.
"You have to do it Tom, it's part of the game, right Becky?". Everybody was glaring at Becky by now.
"Yeah. " She sulked.
Five people were lined up in no particular order and nobody was allowed to say who they were or which one was Becky. Tom was sure that the best kiss would be from Becky. It was just obvious.
"Would the first person kiss the blindfolded one please!"
Not bad, Tom thought, very boring though, the girl was sticking her tongue in. The whole room was silent when they stopped.
"NEXT!"
Different, this person was obviously smaller than Tom, quite a lot smaller.
"NEXT!"
Same old story.
"NEXT"
An obsessed fan probably.
"NEXT!"
Straight in, probably the best kiss of them all, this was defiantly Becky, very smooth and suttle, just as it usually with her. Yeah, this was obviously Becky. Quite a lot of people were giggling for some reason.
"So Tom, who was Becky?" Rupert asked jumping up and down. He'd never had this much attention before. Freak.
"The fifth one, duh"
There was a silence and someone whispered "shut up!"
"Everyone else sit down please except for number five. Tom, you may now take you blindfold off"
"O_o. YAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Infront of Tom stood the last person you would expect. Yep, Dan, who was grinning.
"YOU MADE ME GAY!!! YOU MADE ME GAY YOU BASTARDS! YAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU MADE ME GAY!!!!! I HATE YOU!" Tom cried as he fell to the floor as most of the crowd roared with laughter.
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Author notes: TOM ISN'T GAY! Before you start. it was a one-off thing okay?!! He's going to literally kill me for this. Anyway REVIEW NOW!! I skipped my homework for this so you better be grateful!
Becky xx