Yes I know I promised Bakura and someone this chapter . . . but no one reviewed with ideas so . . . it's another Joey and Mai thing! Heh, there will be a bit of Kaiba/Joey but not really! Oh yea and if you like Seto Kaiba stories then read and review my new fic entitled 'Seto's in Trouble!' or 'SIT' all my stories have weird abbreviations! Like this story is called 'Love is Evil' and abbreviated 'LIE' when it is clearly true! Anyways the story ID for 'Seto's in Trouble!' is: 1386055

'Seto's in Trouble!' Is about Seto Kaiba getting in all sorts of serious situations like getting stuck in trees for example, and the rest of the gang of YGO goes and help him. It's Humour/Tragedy (getting stuck in trees are quite tragic).

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Mai with her super, very cool, powerful, magical and just plain $$ - kicking bottle catches Joey and forces Joey to go on a date with her (with the bottle of course . . .).]

"YAY! Thanks to my super, very cool, powerful, magical and just plain $$ - kicking bottle I get to force you against your will to go on a date with me =) you have to cheer now," Mai ordered

The Bottle jabs pointy end at Joey.

Joey cheers fakely.

"So Joey what do you want to do now? Think of a clever/romantic/$$ - kicking thing to do," Mai commands.

The Bottle jabs pointy end at Joey.

"Eh . . . I got it! We can light up those wishing lantern thingies and put them out into that dock place we go to a lot . . ." Joey says.

"Good idea Joey! You deserve a treat!" Mai Throws a biscuit at Joey.

"Yum! Hey . . . this isn't a doggy biscuit is it?!" Joey exclaims.

"Yah," Mai says.

"Well this is one $$ - kicking biscuit where didja get it?!" Joey asks.

[At the dock place where they go a lot]

Mai is lighting up a lantern and says, "this was a good idea Joey!"

"Biscuit?" Joey asks hopefully.

"All out," Mai shrugs.

"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Joey yells.

The Bottle jabs . . . well, you get the point.

". . . Never mind . . ." Joey says, then lights lantern while looking worriedly at the Bottle.

[Since Joey is so absorbed in staring worriedly at the Bottle he didn't do a careful job of lighting up his wish lantern, hence, his pant leg got set on fire]

"HOLY SHIT!" Joey cries. (A/N: I don't bleep out ALL swears . . .)

Mai isn't paying attention because she knows what a 'Dumbo the Elephant' (A/N: I don't own anything Disney) Joey is, therefore, she has no idea Joey is on fire. "Yes Joey I agree! It is a nice night!"

"I'M ON FREAKING FIRE! OH MY GOD!" The Fire is spreading up his pants. Joey is running around screaming bloody murder.

"Yeah! The stars ARE bright tonight!" Mai observes.

"HELP! ON FIRE!" Joey screams.

Kaiba amazingly pops out of no where to say, "Stop, drop and roll you stupid moron!"

"OH YEAH!" Joey says, then stops, drops and rolls.

[STORY PAUSE!!!!!!!]

The next event of the story is untrue! If you somehow set yourself on fire please stop, drop and roll! It will save your life! Joey, on the other hand . . .

[STORY UNPAUSE!!!!!!!]

Joey stop, drops and rolls. But Instead of being freed of fire running up his leg, fire denies the law of physics and gets even more fiery and spreads up to his butt . . . amazingly his pants are still there so no one can find his awful secret of not having underwear on.

"Thank Ra his pants haven't disintegrated! I would hate to find out he is too poor for underwear . . ." Kaiba says greatfully.

"Wow! Our lanterns are so pretty!" Mai exclaims.

"HOLY CRAP!" Joey screams again. Amazingly Joey becomes smart and jumps in the water (which he should of done in the first place) and jumps into the air because instead of being fiery hot he is now freezing cold. "HOLY SHIT IT'S COLD!" Joey jumps into Kaiba's arms.

Kaiba catches Joey and says, "hey . . . SHIT! YOU ARE FREAKING COLD!"

Joey and Kaiba jumps into the air in immense cold and manages to get a hold on to a conveniently placed metal bar.

Joey sniffs. "Kaiba . . . I have to tell you something . . ." Joey grabs Kaiba's hand.

Kaiba also sniffs, "what?"

"I . . . love . . ." [dramatic pause] "cheese . . ." Joey confesses.

Kaiba and Joey burst into tears and make an entirely new ocean.

Yaoi/Shonen Ai Fan girls: =( Awww . . .

"Oh no! Our lanterns!" Mai cries and turns to face Joey. "It's your entire fault - ! Joey?! What are you doing up there?"

Joey is thinking, "FINALLY! She notices me now huh?!" Joey is still crying.

"No! Stop crying! MY HAIR!!" Mai yells. The Ocean of tears reach up to her elbows.

A Dolphin appears out of nowhere and offers Mai a ride.

"YIPPE! A dolphin!" Mai cries happliy, she hops on to dolphin and is magically dry.

The Dolphin swims over to where Kaiba and Joey are crying.

"JUMP!" Mai says up to them.

"Are you crazy?! No way!" Joey responds.

"Don't worry! I promise that I'll catch you!" Mai replies.

"Whoa, major déjà vu there! Haven't we done this before except it's in reverse?" Joey concludes.

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND JUMP DOWN!" Mai says.

"Alrighty then . . ." Joey says,

Kaiba and Joey jumps down.

Kaiba lands perfectly.

"OW! My crotch!" Joey complains.

Well there you go! 4th chapter! Happy now?!?

KittKat: I didn't know they had a second date! I'm only on episode 96 . . . or was it 100? If you give me the site for the episode I'd be very much grateful! Unlike some people, I like spoilers!!

Anyways I started a new fic called 'Seto's in Trouble!' please read and review! Man, 3 stories going at once? I'm on a roll! Here's the ID for 'SIT' just in case you're too lazy t go to my bio and go to the story and click on the link and blah, blah, blah! So just copy the Id and paste it at the end of the URL.

SIT story ID: 1386055

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