YAY! I got reviews! Great surprise moron! Shut up! Do you realize that you are talking to yourself? YAY! I got reviews! --; Anyways . . .

Today's couples are . . . Bakura and Serenity! YAY! A reviewer named 'Goddess of Anime' said that I should do these two! She must have read my mind because I planned this already! O.O!!!

Goddess of Anime: Yes! My mind reading has worked! First fanfiction, next, THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - [Laughs insanely for a couple of more minutes]

Oookay . . . Now I shall answer some reviews since I don't do that a lot . . .

Liz: Yep that bottle scene in chapter one I got it off . . . something! But I didn't put the disclaimer up because I forgot where I got the idea from!! It's from an old cartoon I think! But the real one goes like this: There's this guy and he has a birthday party and then the people at the party had an adventure of some kind (I forgot what) and then when everything was back to normal this girl that likes him (the guy doesn't like her that much) gives him a bottle for a present (CHEAP!!!) so they spin it and stuff and the bottle is magic and follows him so she can kiss him and junk! So the dude hides behind a big ugly guy and the bottle points to the big ugly guy and the girl has to kiss him! Then I forgot the rest!!! If anyone remembers this from . . . something then please tell me so I can put the disclaimer up!

AnimeAngel: SHE'S GOING TO CHINA! SHE'S GOING TO MISS YU-GI-OH! SHOWS FOR FOUR WEEKS! So . . . who wants to go kidnap her with me?!

Link the traveler: YAY! My chapters were funny to the max!

KittKat: Yep, Canada's episodes are way ahead! But it's the summer and they showing Duellist Kingdom again!

Drako385: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!! Okay, I don't . . . BUT I'LL FIND OUT! Yes the bunny! THE BUNNY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well that's about all! If I forgot you please feel free to kidnap my brother and brutally beat him! =) (I only answered reviews in the 4th chapter! Not including Goddess of Anime because . . .)

Goddess of Anime: - HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Bakura (bad one) is on a date with Serenity because of . . . [INSERT REASON WHY HERE] and they are going to the . . . carnival . . . yes the carnival . . . of course . . .

"YAY! Going to the . . . carnival . . . yes the carnival . . . of course . . . will be so much fun! " Serenity says smiling.

Bakura says Lamely, "Yay," But he's Thinking, "Why am I here again? Oh yea because of [INSERT REASON WHY HERE]."

Uhhhhh . . . stuff happens and they walk and stuff . . . and they somehow ended in Serenity's house for . . . [INSERT ANOTHER REASON WHY HERE]

Serenity announces, "we are here because I left my jacket!"

"You are wearing your jacket . . ." Bakura observes.

Serenity who is wearing her jacket says, "Um, yes but I have this other jacket you see, and it's special and that's the only jacket I can wear to . . . carnivals . . . yes carnivals . . . of course . . . and if I don't wear my special carnival jacket the world will explode!"

"Oookay . . ." Bakura says.

Serenity announces, "now, I must get my special carnival jacket," and she goes away.

"Oookay . . ." Bakura says.

Joey is watching TV and . . . stuff! "HIDY HODY HEY BAKURA!" Joey says.

" . . ." Bakura glares at Joey.

"So . . . I hear you are going to the . . . carnival . . . yes the carnival . . . of course . . . so I'd bet Serenity is getting her special carnival jacket huh?" Joey asks.

"Yep . . . is there something you aren't telling me about Serenity?" Bakura asks.

Joey replies, "Err . . . why are you asking?"

"Well . . . she seems a bit . . . insane . . ." Bakura says impolitely.

"Ah, you have discovered our family's awful secret, my son!" Joey Puts on an old coat, takes a pipe and sits down on an old couch that seems to have come out of no where and says, "Sit down, sit down."

"Oookay . . . " Bakura Sits on another couch.

"Well Serenity was always a nice little girl! But when I and she were separated . . ." Joey starts.

"You mean 'she and I'," Bakura corrects.

"Err . . . yah, when she and I were separated because of the divorce of our parents she got a bit . . . insane . . ." Joey explains.

"Insane?" Bakura asks.

"STOP CONFIMING WHAT I SAID!!!" Joey yells.

"Oookay . . ." Bakura replies.

"Anyways while she was going insane, she started hanging out with evil people that took steroids, so she took steroids and got real strong and stuff!" Joey says.

"She doesn't look very strong . . ." Bakura says,

"LET ME FINISH MY STORY! Anyways, since she was insane she took all her allowance and got an operation to suck all the muscle out of her! And do you know what she did with the muscle? No? SHE ATE IT!" Joey hollars.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Bakura says.

"Yep, she was that insane! And my mom forced her into a mental hospital but she struggled so the security people had to punch her eyes and spray pepper spray in her eyes and throw fire at her eyes until she slowly became almost blind! And ever since she stated going blind she started to get saner and when I cured her from blindness she sort of went mental again but I don't want to tell my Mommy because I love me sister very muches!" Joey starts to Suck his thumb.

"Did you just say Mommy?! Wait . . . SHE'S INSANE?!" Bkaura repeats.

"Hey! You are too! You guys make a perfect fit! " Joey smiles happily. =)

"ARE YOU KIDDING?! I got to get out of here! Sure I eat rare meat and blood but I don't suck out my own muscles and eat them! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bakura screams and is About to run out of house.

Serenity comes down out of the stairs wearing her special carnival jacket that turns out to be the jacket she was already wearing and says, "MUHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA! So my brother has told you our little secret eh? Well you won't come out of this house alive! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Serenity has a crazy, insane, mental, glint in eyes. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA -" SHe falls down the stairs.

Yay! I have succeeded in making the worst cliff-hanger in the history of history! Yep, I know that this chapter isn't very funny, but just you wait 'till the next chapter!

I have something very evil planned! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! But Bakura is going to get hurt! Or maybe Serenity is . . . Anyways, TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF 'LOVE IS EVIL'!!!!

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