YAY! I got reviews! Okay I don't know how much I'll get since I'm writing this just one day after I uploaded chapter 5!!! Why? Because I got writer's circle!! Yep it's the total opposite of writer's block! [Nods] Okay, so I made writer's circle up . . . YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! I already got an idea for the 7th chapter! It's about your favourite neighbourhood bunny - Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm! It's probably going to be a double chapter thing too if I have lots of ideas!
Oh yea and KitKat did you really name your cat Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm? Or Ms. Pooken Snookerellierm?!
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't on Yu-Gi-Oh! She owns Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm though!
So anyways, Bakura gets cornered by Serenity and gets captured by the girl and blah, blah, blah then Serenity drags him to her basement which is designed like a torture chamber.
"Whoa! Nice place! Who's your decorator?" Bakura comments.
"Oh it's the people at 'Torture Chamber/Dungeon Designers' or TCDD! " Serenity says, smiling.
"Really? I go there too! You should see my attic! Its looks like page 73 in the 3rd edition catalogue! " Bakura exclaims.
"Oh! You mean the 'Attic Stage 2 of Torture Chambers' section? I LOVE THAT! I just got 7 dollars left until I can afford the '2nd class Attic Stage 2 of Torture Chambers' in page 82! " Serenity says.
"COOL! That's one of my favourites! I was thinking of ordering it but I found 2 bucks on the floor and decided on the one on page 73! " Bakura says.
"After I torture you we can exchange ideas! " Serenity suggests.
"YAY! But you shall never out-insane me! I am the insaneness of insanity! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura laughs evilly and twists his neck and head 360 degrees and then pukes. "MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Serenity claps and says, "AMAZING! But look at this!" She Gets into a Christina Aguilera outfit (A/N: Did I spell her name wrong? I like her songs but I don't like her videos that much . . . she scares me!) and sings the 'I Love You' song by Barney. (A/N: I don't own Christina Howeveryouspellherlastname or Barney)
"Impressive! But how about this!" Bakura says and gets into a cow costume, juggles calculators and does a Tea friendship speech.
Serenity shudders, thne says, "That IS insane! But how about this?!" Serenity saws head off and play football with it while screeching loudly and singing 'Think it over' by Wave." (A/N: I'm listening to that song right now! I don't own Wave!)
"I like soccer better! But you can't out-insane this!" Bakura says and saws stomach pulls insides out and starts playing them like a harp.
[Mystical music fills the air, it is very heavenly]
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Beat that!" Bakura says.
"You're insane!" Serenity exclaims.
"Exactly! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura laughs.
[It seems like sawing your stomach, taking out your insides and playing them like a harp really poops you out so Bakura faints.]
Bakura faints.
"He's pooped!" Serenity says.
Joey who came from watching the TV because he heard insane laughter, mystical, very heavenly music, and wanted to see what's up says, "Where?!"
Serenity replies, "-.-; I meant that he was tired."
"Then why didn't you just say that?" Joey asks.
Serenity says, "--; I'm insane remember?"
Joey replies, "Oh yea . . . so why is he tired?"
"We were trying to out-insane each other so Bakura sawed his stomach, took out his insides and then played them like a harp," Serenity explains.
"Hmmmm why would that make him tired? Oh and how wonder I heard such mystical, heavenly music . . ." Joey says.
[Serenity and Joey stands there for a minute remembering the mystical, very heavenly music that once filled their hearts with . . . um . . . mystical, very heavenly, thoughts and memories]
Joey sniffs and says, "I loved that mystical and very heavenly music!"
Serenity sniffs and agrees, "me too!" She Goes over to Bakura and tries to play his insides like a harp. "It isn't the same without him!" Serenity cries.
Joey cries and says, "I want to hear more mystical, very heavenly music that filled our hearts with mystical, very heavenly, thoughts and memories!" Joey Sniffs.
Serenity and Joey hugs each other and cries.
[Suddenly the doorbell rings]
Joey stops crying and yells, "YAY! Pizza!"
"Whoopee!" Serenity cheers.
Bakura gets up calmly and says, "May I have some?"
Joey and Serenity says, "SURE!"
[So the three of them has pizza, (the toppings are . . . well . . . let's just say the pizza boy is . . . a pizza boy now . . . literally!) Bakura plays some more mystical, very heavenly music that fills everyone's hearts with mystical, very heavenly, thoughts and memories, (including that nice pizza boy) Bakura and Serenity share their catalogues together and combine their 'Torture Chamber/Dungeon Designers' ideas and become very good friends (or boy/girl friends, whatever you want).]
Aw, that's so touching! They become boy/girl friends or just good friends because of their hobby of torturing! Hey it's a better date than a . . . carnival . . . yes a carnival . . . of course . . . eh? And if you are wondering who'd end up supposing to go on a date to the . . . carnival . . . yes a carnival . . . of course . . . ? Well it's because [a train goes by drowning out my story of why they were supposed to go to the . . . carnival . . . yes the carnival . . . of course . . . ] I might have wrote this chapter a day after the previous chapter but I didn't upload it until I um . . . wanted too! So yah . . .
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