HELLO!!!! It's me! THAT AUTHORESS YOU KNOW! Man, I'm weird today . . . okay
I have nothing planned for this chapter but I decided to write it because I
haven't updated in a while . . . I'll just wing it again!
Maybe I should start writing those romance stories with actual plots!!! Even my friend Life's Light/anime*angel has plots in her stories -_-; usually romance stories have plots right? Well in case you all haven't noticed these are all one-shots and random! I make a perfect plan (and I make good plans) but they always manage to fail!!!
And since there was only on suggestion I guess I'll use it . . .
This chapter is dedicated to Goddess of Anime for the pairing!
By the way, I'm not pro-Tea but I don't hate her either! She's just . . . there . . . ?_?
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! She only owns the 'ideas' *wink, wink*
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SWWWOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Okay, so Tea and like, Marik is like, at the beach right? And like, I should stop like, saying 'like' right? Ooooookkaaaaay! They are at the beach! On a DATE! D-A-T-E! IS EVERYONE CLEAR ON THAT??? Marik in this story is very OOC! (OOC=Out of Character) And Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm isn't there on the D-A-T-E with Tea and Marik OKAY?!?!?! YOU ALL GOT THAT ALREADY?!?! (A/N: Sorry . . . I feel mad for some reason . . . so I'm taking it out on this chapter . . .)
Marik: Hey! I just noticed that your name is spelled like a drink!
Tea: -_-; *Thinking* First Yami and now this freak -_-; (A/N: See chapter two ^_^)
Marik: I'm going to call you Bag now! Hey Bag! Jump in the water! I'm thirsty! ^____^
Tea: -_-; Must. Kill. Marik!!!! *Attempts to choke Marik*
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO!
*After a bit of a scuffle they decided to stop fighting and continue with this D-A-T-E (I like to spell)*
Marik: OOO! Look Bag! A PONY!
Tea: O.O; on the beach???
Marik: I WANNA GO RIDE IT! No wait!!! I got a better idea! I'll duel against it! *Goes to duel the nice pretty pony on the beach*
Tea: O_O;
*OOOBIIEEEEDDOOOOOOBBIIEEE!! FAST FORWARD!*
Marik: *Comes back from duelling the nice pretty pony on the beach*
Tea: So, Marik, how'd it go?
Marik: *Sniff* I LOST! The pony was so good! I bet it can even beat Yami if it tried! I LOST!!!! WWWWWWAAAAHHHHH! *Cries*
Tea: O.O; you lost to the pretty pony on the beach???
Marik: I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED! WWAAAHHH! *Starts running away but knocks into a strong person*
A Strong Person: Hey! You knocked into me! *Shoves Marik out of a window* *but unfortunately they are outside at the beach and there are no windows so he was thrown at Tea*
*So, um they both tumble into the ocean and gets swept away in the huge waves! No one else on the beach attempted to save them . . . they are not in their swimsuits by the way . . . they didn't plan on swimming*
Marik/Tea Fan: AAAAAAAWWWW! . (A/N: GET THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS OUT! OUT!!!)
*WWWOOOSSHHHH!!! FAST FORWARD!!!*
Pirate: Hey look! THERE'S PEOPLES IN THE WATER!
Another Pirate: YES! New slaves!
Other Pirate: Um . . . why aren't we speaking in Pirate slang??
Pirate: It'll take too long for grammar and spelling check! ^_^
Other Pirate: Oh. .. .
Captain: They're waking up!
Tea: AAHHHHHH! IT'S a . . . DUDE WITH A FUNNY HAT!
Captain: -_-; I'm a Pirate Captain of the Pirate Captain Ship! (A/N: I'd like to see you make a Pirate name!)
Marik: Pretzel? *Pulls out a pretzel from his pants pocket and attempt to trade it to the Captain for his life ^_^)
Captain: MMmmMMMmmmMMMmmmMMMMmmm . . . pretzel . . . I mean . . . NO! YOU WILL BE OUR SLAVES!! MAUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marik: Quick Bag! Jump into his mouth! Pirates hate tea! (A/N: That's not completely true . . . Marik is being stereotypic!!!)
Tea: -_-; IT'S TEA!! I HATE ALL YOU DUELIST! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE!! WAAAHHHHH!
Another Pirate: Well that's too bad! You have nothing to trade for your lives! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Other Pirate: We can sacrifice them to the rabid swimming monkeys!
Rabid Swimming Monkey Leader: *Evil glint in eyes* *is under the ship gnawing on the ship's hull* OOOOO EEEEEE AAAAAHHHHHH EEEEEE OOOOOOOOO!!!
Other Rabid Swimming Monkeys: *Also under the ship gnawing on the ship's hull with evil glints in their eyes*
Tea: *Sniff* He's right! All I have is this orange sponge cake (A/N: YUM! I love orange sponge cakes! Except sometimes when I eat it took fast I get heartburn . . . at least I THINK its heartburn ^_^;) *Pulls out an orange sponge cake*
Captain: ORANGE SPONGE CAKE?!?!
Tea: Yep . . . my mom, made it for me this morning . . .
*So eventually, the Captain did not sacrifice Tea because of the orange sponge cake, and he did not sacrifice Marik because he resembled his Grandma Vivian who made nice orange sponge cakes ^_^*
Tea: That's it! Not more dating duellist! They're evil, stupid and always get you into trouble!!!
Marik: We refer to use the term 'adventure' not 'trouble'
Tea: GO TO HELL!
Marik: Been there . . .
Tea: Really??
Marik: Actually . . . no . . .
Tea: -_-; *Stomps off*
Marik: I LIKE CHEESE! And orange sponge cakes!
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Yep, I know this chapter was lame! I still have writers block! And the delivery people won't take it away! I called them 2 weeks ago! Stupid jerks . . . they better not expect a tip . . .
NEED PAIRINGS!!! Or I'll have to stop this story pretty soon . . . And I need ideas of what do they DO in the date! Or the pairings would probably be useless!
Until next time! BYE!
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\/ Review! Need ideas! And pairings!
Maybe I should start writing those romance stories with actual plots!!! Even my friend Life's Light/anime*angel has plots in her stories -_-; usually romance stories have plots right? Well in case you all haven't noticed these are all one-shots and random! I make a perfect plan (and I make good plans) but they always manage to fail!!!
And since there was only on suggestion I guess I'll use it . . .
This chapter is dedicated to Goddess of Anime for the pairing!
By the way, I'm not pro-Tea but I don't hate her either! She's just . . . there . . . ?_?
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! She only owns the 'ideas' *wink, wink*
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SWWWOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Okay, so Tea and like, Marik is like, at the beach right? And like, I should stop like, saying 'like' right? Ooooookkaaaaay! They are at the beach! On a DATE! D-A-T-E! IS EVERYONE CLEAR ON THAT??? Marik in this story is very OOC! (OOC=Out of Character) And Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm isn't there on the D-A-T-E with Tea and Marik OKAY?!?!?! YOU ALL GOT THAT ALREADY?!?! (A/N: Sorry . . . I feel mad for some reason . . . so I'm taking it out on this chapter . . .)
Marik: Hey! I just noticed that your name is spelled like a drink!
Tea: -_-; *Thinking* First Yami and now this freak -_-; (A/N: See chapter two ^_^)
Marik: I'm going to call you Bag now! Hey Bag! Jump in the water! I'm thirsty! ^____^
Tea: -_-; Must. Kill. Marik!!!! *Attempts to choke Marik*
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO!
*After a bit of a scuffle they decided to stop fighting and continue with this D-A-T-E (I like to spell)*
Marik: OOO! Look Bag! A PONY!
Tea: O.O; on the beach???
Marik: I WANNA GO RIDE IT! No wait!!! I got a better idea! I'll duel against it! *Goes to duel the nice pretty pony on the beach*
Tea: O_O;
*OOOBIIEEEEDDOOOOOOBBIIEEE!! FAST FORWARD!*
Marik: *Comes back from duelling the nice pretty pony on the beach*
Tea: So, Marik, how'd it go?
Marik: *Sniff* I LOST! The pony was so good! I bet it can even beat Yami if it tried! I LOST!!!! WWWWWWAAAAHHHHH! *Cries*
Tea: O.O; you lost to the pretty pony on the beach???
Marik: I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED! WWAAAHHH! *Starts running away but knocks into a strong person*
A Strong Person: Hey! You knocked into me! *Shoves Marik out of a window* *but unfortunately they are outside at the beach and there are no windows so he was thrown at Tea*
*So, um they both tumble into the ocean and gets swept away in the huge waves! No one else on the beach attempted to save them . . . they are not in their swimsuits by the way . . . they didn't plan on swimming*
Marik/Tea Fan: AAAAAAAWWWW! . (A/N: GET THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS OUT! OUT!!!)
*WWWOOOSSHHHH!!! FAST FORWARD!!!*
Pirate: Hey look! THERE'S PEOPLES IN THE WATER!
Another Pirate: YES! New slaves!
Other Pirate: Um . . . why aren't we speaking in Pirate slang??
Pirate: It'll take too long for grammar and spelling check! ^_^
Other Pirate: Oh. .. .
Captain: They're waking up!
Tea: AAHHHHHH! IT'S a . . . DUDE WITH A FUNNY HAT!
Captain: -_-; I'm a Pirate Captain of the Pirate Captain Ship! (A/N: I'd like to see you make a Pirate name!)
Marik: Pretzel? *Pulls out a pretzel from his pants pocket and attempt to trade it to the Captain for his life ^_^)
Captain: MMmmMMMmmmMMMmmmMMMMmmm . . . pretzel . . . I mean . . . NO! YOU WILL BE OUR SLAVES!! MAUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marik: Quick Bag! Jump into his mouth! Pirates hate tea! (A/N: That's not completely true . . . Marik is being stereotypic!!!)
Tea: -_-; IT'S TEA!! I HATE ALL YOU DUELIST! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE!! WAAAHHHHH!
Another Pirate: Well that's too bad! You have nothing to trade for your lives! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Other Pirate: We can sacrifice them to the rabid swimming monkeys!
Rabid Swimming Monkey Leader: *Evil glint in eyes* *is under the ship gnawing on the ship's hull* OOOOO EEEEEE AAAAAHHHHHH EEEEEE OOOOOOOOO!!!
Other Rabid Swimming Monkeys: *Also under the ship gnawing on the ship's hull with evil glints in their eyes*
Tea: *Sniff* He's right! All I have is this orange sponge cake (A/N: YUM! I love orange sponge cakes! Except sometimes when I eat it took fast I get heartburn . . . at least I THINK its heartburn ^_^;) *Pulls out an orange sponge cake*
Captain: ORANGE SPONGE CAKE?!?!
Tea: Yep . . . my mom, made it for me this morning . . .
*So eventually, the Captain did not sacrifice Tea because of the orange sponge cake, and he did not sacrifice Marik because he resembled his Grandma Vivian who made nice orange sponge cakes ^_^*
Tea: That's it! Not more dating duellist! They're evil, stupid and always get you into trouble!!!
Marik: We refer to use the term 'adventure' not 'trouble'
Tea: GO TO HELL!
Marik: Been there . . .
Tea: Really??
Marik: Actually . . . no . . .
Tea: -_-; *Stomps off*
Marik: I LIKE CHEESE! And orange sponge cakes!
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Yep, I know this chapter was lame! I still have writers block! And the delivery people won't take it away! I called them 2 weeks ago! Stupid jerks . . . they better not expect a tip . . .
NEED PAIRINGS!!! Or I'll have to stop this story pretty soon . . . And I need ideas of what do they DO in the date! Or the pairings would probably be useless!
Until next time! BYE!
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\/ Review! Need ideas! And pairings!