WASZUP?!?!!? The reason I haven't been updating lately is because . . . of
school . . . yes . . . school . . .
Bakura: Then why did you have time to write a new fic huh? HUH?!
Don't listen to him! He's lying!!
Bakura: I am not! You wrote a birthday special for Ryou!
. . . And you nearly killed him! The weird thing is that on Ryou's birthday (September 2nd) I didn't see any stories about Ryou's birthday and when I decided to write one, soon after there was fics about his birthday!
Ryou: I JUST WANTED A GOAT!!!! *Huddles in a corner and cries*
. . . This chapter will be completely random! And the pairing is yaoi I've only wrote yaoi once (Kaiba and Tristan see chapter 3) so . . . um . . . yeah . . . if you don't like yaoi then just imagine one of the pairing is a female character! ^_^;
And since it took so long for me to update I'll make this chapter extra long! (One page . . . -_-;)
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Marik and Bakura are on a date! *A high pitched scream is heard in the distance* who knows why . . . err yes . . . Marik didn't take Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm with him! =( But Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm's fur reminds Marik of Bakura's hair . . . soft . . . hair . . . *starts obsessing over soft things*
Bakura: *Sniff* Marik! I'm hungry! I WANT FOOD!
Marik: *Pulls a roasted chicken from his pants pocket* Here! ^_^
Bakura: YAY!
Marik + Bakura: *starts eating the roasted chicken*
Bakura: Hey . . . how long has this been in your pants pockets?
Marik: 3 years! It got roasted so well because it was in my pants pockets for that long! ^_^
Bakura: Coolio! ^_^
~Time Skip~
*Bakura and Marik are at the Domino coffee place*
Marik: . . . yes, y equals 24?
Bakura: Yes, because the equation is 4 + y - 10 x 2 = 8 and if y equals 24 then it's 4 + 24!
Marik: But wouldn't that equal to 36?
Bakura: It would be . . . but we are using the order of operations so the equation will be: (4 + y) - (10 x 2) so then it will equal 8!
Marik: And y would be 24! I get it now!
Bakura + Marik: ^_^
Hey you idiots! Why are you being smart?! THIS IS A FANFIC DAMMIT! YOU ARE BOTH SUPPOSED TO BE IDIOTS!
Bakura: Oh yea . . . WHOOOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Jumps into the Amazon*
Marik: *Starts pulling random objects from his pants pockets* THIS IS THE SONG DAT NEVA ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND WILL CONTINUE SINGING IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG DAT NEVA ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND WILL CONTINUE SINGING IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG DAT NEVA ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND WILL CONTINUE SINGING IT BECAUSE . . .
Bakura: *Starts singing as well while backstroking along the Amazon* (A/N: Thanks to BleyEyesWhiteCheesecake for teaching me this song!) I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Some Dude: SHUT THE HELL UP! *Throws a mattress at them*
Marik: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Falls onto Bart Simpson's hair* (A/N: I don't own the Simpsons*
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Flies to Planet X*
Marik: *Starts chasing a turkey*
Bakura: *Falls out of a window and lands in Marik's brain*
Marik: *Pulls a lamp out of his pants pocket* Ohhh! Shiny! *Twitches* hehehehehehehehe! *twitch* *bites the lamp* THIS TASTES LIKE GREEN! *Runs around in circles twitching*
Bakura: *Sees a sign that says "Welcome *twitch* to *cringe* Marik's *shudder* brain!"* WEEE TEEE HEEE! *Starts re-wiring Marik's brain*
Mark: (A/N: I don't own anything copyrighted that Marik or Bakura says) *Twitches* I AM HE PHARAOH OF *twitch* Opps I did it again! *Twitches* HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! *Starts flying around Europe* *Twitch* GRAPE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE! *Twitch* GIVE ME THE SACARD JEWEL KIOKO!!!! *Digs a hole to China* *Twitch* Free next day delivery! *Twitches* Livraison gratuite le lendemain! (A/N: French!)
Bakura: *Starts running around in circles in Marik's brain* WEEEEEEEE! THIS IS SO FUN! AHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A GIANT MUTATED CHEESECAKE IN MARIK'S BRAIN AND IT'S AFTER ME!!!!!
Marik: That's what girls do!! *Twitches and starts dancing*
Random people: *Slowly backs away from Marik*
Bakura: FROGIE! *Grabs frog and chucks it at the Giant Mutated Cheesecake*
GMC: NOOOOOOOO! *Blows up*
Marik: WHY DID THE COW WANT A DIVORCE? Math sheet pg. 158 Grade 11 Block C!! Copyright Creative Publications. OBJECTIVE 5-m: To graph a line given its equation (includes vertical lines). *Twitches* (A/N: It's just a math sheet that's on the desk right now . . . I'm not in grade 11! I'm in grade 8!!)
Bakura: *Shoots put of Marik's ear and flies to one of Jupiter's moons* YIPPE!!
Marik: I KNOW THE GREEK ALPHABET! ALPHA! BETA! And . . . something! And . . . DELTA! And . . . GAMA! And . . . PENCIL! LAMP! LUKEIAMYOURFATHER! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! (A/N: I only know a bit of the Greek alphabet . . .-_-;)
Bakura: DUM! DUM! DUM! YEAH! HOME! HOME ON THE RANGE! WHERE THE DEER AND THE BUFFOLOW PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! WHERE SELDOM IS HEEEEAAAARRDDDD AS A DISCOURAGING WOOOOOOOOORD! AND SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY ALL DAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Twitches*
Marik: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows dammit! AAAAAHHHHHHHH! BAKURA! YOUR NOSE IS RUNNING!
Bakura's Nose: *Running to Italy*
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO! I NEED MY NOSE! I'VE ONLY GOT 3 OF THOSE!
Marik: I'm so sorry Bakura!
Bakura: SORRY DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS SISTER!!!
Marik: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *Runs after Bakura's nose to Italy*
Bakura: Car crashes are the #1 killer of youth. *Twitches* Semper Fidelis! (A/N: It means Forever Faithful in . . . Latin I think . . . it's our school's motto! ^_^) *Twitches* I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD! LOOKING DOWN ON CREATION AND THE ONLY - *twitch* HOT WHEELS LEADING THE WAY! *twitch* Now at McDonalds! Kim Possible action figures!!!! *Twitches* RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFUUUUSSSSSSSSSS! *Twitch* THIS IS A JOB FOR TEEEEEEEEEEN ANGEL!!!!!
Marik: *In Venice, Italy* HERE NOSEY, NOSEY, NOSEY! AAAAHHHHH! IT'S ALL FLOODED! *Swims down and pulls the drain* *all the water in Venice, Italy is drained* YIPPEE!!!
People from Venice, Italy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!?? *Throws bricks at Marik*
Marik: I'M LOOKING FOR A NOSE!
People from Venice, Italy: O_O;
Bakura: 3 1383 06254 6430! *Twitches* YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A STAR BABY! YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A STAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR! *Starts chucking grilled cheese at random people*
Marik: BEETHOVEN!!!!!!! *Pulls Beethoven's skull from his pants pocket*
People from Venice, Italy: OOOOOOOHHHHH! *Bows* BEETHOVEN! OUR MIGHTY GOD!
Marik: ^__^
Bakura: *Blows up, molecules drift to Venice, Italy and reforms* WHERE'S MY NOSE MARIK?!
Marik: EEP! *Chucks a doughnut at Bakura*
Bakura: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *Runs around in circles (doughnut shaped!) trips over a piece of paper*
Marik: 3-10-10-10! PIZZA HUT! *Twitches* April 26, 1986: Blowing deadly radioactive material 100x greater than Hiroshima into the atmosphere for over 10 days, Chernobyl becomes the world's worst nuclear reactor accident ever. *Twitches*
Bakura: Dui mian de nv hai kan guo lai! (A/N: I love this song! It's by Richie Ren!) Kan guo lai! Kan guo lai!
Marik: 6x - 5y + 20 = 0 *twitches* When you are driving, your mind and senses should be focused only on driving. Distractions can affect your hazard perception and your reaction time. *twitch* LEAVE IT TO BEAVER! *Twitches* Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways! Where the points don't matter! JUST LIKE THIS FIC! TEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!
Bakura: AIR BUD JUST SCORED THE WINNING GOAL! Not only can this pup play basketball but soccer too! *twitches* Juicy Fruit is now longer lasting? Gimme some! *twitches*
Marik: NOOOOOOO! GOHAN!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! IT'S ME YOU WANT RADDITZ!!!! *twitches* *jumps into Hudson's Bay* WHOOPA!
Bakura: Scientists believe that the comet that lead the end to the dinosaurs hit the Earth creating a giant crater that is now Hudson's Bay *Twitches* what is it Lassie? Timmy's stuck in a well? *Twitches* I wish today was Wednesday! So I can get a cheeseburger at McDonalds for 36 cents! *twitches*
Marik + Bakura: *Twitches and yells random things and facts*
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That's all folks! This story would probably be ending soon . . . I dunno! Unless I get more ideas of what the pairing will be doing . . .
This chapter is only 4 pages long . . . most of my chapters are 3 pages long . . . so yea . . . I was hoping it was 5 pages because I haven't updated for a long while and wanted to make it up to all of you . . . sorry! Hope you al liked this chapter though!
Also, everyone who reviewed my other fic "Ryou Bakura's Birthday Special!" thanks! Everyone seemed to enjoy it! ^_^
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Bakura: Then why did you have time to write a new fic huh? HUH?!
Don't listen to him! He's lying!!
Bakura: I am not! You wrote a birthday special for Ryou!
. . . And you nearly killed him! The weird thing is that on Ryou's birthday (September 2nd) I didn't see any stories about Ryou's birthday and when I decided to write one, soon after there was fics about his birthday!
Ryou: I JUST WANTED A GOAT!!!! *Huddles in a corner and cries*
. . . This chapter will be completely random! And the pairing is yaoi I've only wrote yaoi once (Kaiba and Tristan see chapter 3) so . . . um . . . yeah . . . if you don't like yaoi then just imagine one of the pairing is a female character! ^_^;
And since it took so long for me to update I'll make this chapter extra long! (One page . . . -_-;)
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Marik and Bakura are on a date! *A high pitched scream is heard in the distance* who knows why . . . err yes . . . Marik didn't take Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm with him! =( But Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm's fur reminds Marik of Bakura's hair . . . soft . . . hair . . . *starts obsessing over soft things*
Bakura: *Sniff* Marik! I'm hungry! I WANT FOOD!
Marik: *Pulls a roasted chicken from his pants pocket* Here! ^_^
Bakura: YAY!
Marik + Bakura: *starts eating the roasted chicken*
Bakura: Hey . . . how long has this been in your pants pockets?
Marik: 3 years! It got roasted so well because it was in my pants pockets for that long! ^_^
Bakura: Coolio! ^_^
~Time Skip~
*Bakura and Marik are at the Domino coffee place*
Marik: . . . yes, y equals 24?
Bakura: Yes, because the equation is 4 + y - 10 x 2 = 8 and if y equals 24 then it's 4 + 24!
Marik: But wouldn't that equal to 36?
Bakura: It would be . . . but we are using the order of operations so the equation will be: (4 + y) - (10 x 2) so then it will equal 8!
Marik: And y would be 24! I get it now!
Bakura + Marik: ^_^
Hey you idiots! Why are you being smart?! THIS IS A FANFIC DAMMIT! YOU ARE BOTH SUPPOSED TO BE IDIOTS!
Bakura: Oh yea . . . WHOOOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Jumps into the Amazon*
Marik: *Starts pulling random objects from his pants pockets* THIS IS THE SONG DAT NEVA ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND WILL CONTINUE SINGING IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG DAT NEVA ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND WILL CONTINUE SINGING IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG DAT NEVA ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND WILL CONTINUE SINGING IT BECAUSE . . .
Bakura: *Starts singing as well while backstroking along the Amazon* (A/N: Thanks to BleyEyesWhiteCheesecake for teaching me this song!) I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NERVES! EVERYONEZ NERVES! I KNOW A SONG DAT GETS ON EVERYONEZ NEVERZ AND THIS IS HOW IT GOEZ! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Some Dude: SHUT THE HELL UP! *Throws a mattress at them*
Marik: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Falls onto Bart Simpson's hair* (A/N: I don't own the Simpsons*
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Flies to Planet X*
Marik: *Starts chasing a turkey*
Bakura: *Falls out of a window and lands in Marik's brain*
Marik: *Pulls a lamp out of his pants pocket* Ohhh! Shiny! *Twitches* hehehehehehehehe! *twitch* *bites the lamp* THIS TASTES LIKE GREEN! *Runs around in circles twitching*
Bakura: *Sees a sign that says "Welcome *twitch* to *cringe* Marik's *shudder* brain!"* WEEE TEEE HEEE! *Starts re-wiring Marik's brain*
Mark: (A/N: I don't own anything copyrighted that Marik or Bakura says) *Twitches* I AM HE PHARAOH OF *twitch* Opps I did it again! *Twitches* HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! *Starts flying around Europe* *Twitch* GRAPE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE! *Twitch* GIVE ME THE SACARD JEWEL KIOKO!!!! *Digs a hole to China* *Twitch* Free next day delivery! *Twitches* Livraison gratuite le lendemain! (A/N: French!)
Bakura: *Starts running around in circles in Marik's brain* WEEEEEEEE! THIS IS SO FUN! AHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A GIANT MUTATED CHEESECAKE IN MARIK'S BRAIN AND IT'S AFTER ME!!!!!
Marik: That's what girls do!! *Twitches and starts dancing*
Random people: *Slowly backs away from Marik*
Bakura: FROGIE! *Grabs frog and chucks it at the Giant Mutated Cheesecake*
GMC: NOOOOOOOO! *Blows up*
Marik: WHY DID THE COW WANT A DIVORCE? Math sheet pg. 158 Grade 11 Block C!! Copyright Creative Publications. OBJECTIVE 5-m: To graph a line given its equation (includes vertical lines). *Twitches* (A/N: It's just a math sheet that's on the desk right now . . . I'm not in grade 11! I'm in grade 8!!)
Bakura: *Shoots put of Marik's ear and flies to one of Jupiter's moons* YIPPE!!
Marik: I KNOW THE GREEK ALPHABET! ALPHA! BETA! And . . . something! And . . . DELTA! And . . . GAMA! And . . . PENCIL! LAMP! LUKEIAMYOURFATHER! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! (A/N: I only know a bit of the Greek alphabet . . .-_-;)
Bakura: DUM! DUM! DUM! YEAH! HOME! HOME ON THE RANGE! WHERE THE DEER AND THE BUFFOLOW PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! WHERE SELDOM IS HEEEEAAAARRDDDD AS A DISCOURAGING WOOOOOOOOORD! AND SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY ALL DAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Twitches*
Marik: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows dammit! AAAAAHHHHHHHH! BAKURA! YOUR NOSE IS RUNNING!
Bakura's Nose: *Running to Italy*
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO! I NEED MY NOSE! I'VE ONLY GOT 3 OF THOSE!
Marik: I'm so sorry Bakura!
Bakura: SORRY DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS SISTER!!!
Marik: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *Runs after Bakura's nose to Italy*
Bakura: Car crashes are the #1 killer of youth. *Twitches* Semper Fidelis! (A/N: It means Forever Faithful in . . . Latin I think . . . it's our school's motto! ^_^) *Twitches* I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD! LOOKING DOWN ON CREATION AND THE ONLY - *twitch* HOT WHEELS LEADING THE WAY! *twitch* Now at McDonalds! Kim Possible action figures!!!! *Twitches* RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFUUUUSSSSSSSSSS! *Twitch* THIS IS A JOB FOR TEEEEEEEEEEN ANGEL!!!!!
Marik: *In Venice, Italy* HERE NOSEY, NOSEY, NOSEY! AAAAHHHHH! IT'S ALL FLOODED! *Swims down and pulls the drain* *all the water in Venice, Italy is drained* YIPPEE!!!
People from Venice, Italy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!?? *Throws bricks at Marik*
Marik: I'M LOOKING FOR A NOSE!
People from Venice, Italy: O_O;
Bakura: 3 1383 06254 6430! *Twitches* YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A STAR BABY! YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A STAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR! *Starts chucking grilled cheese at random people*
Marik: BEETHOVEN!!!!!!! *Pulls Beethoven's skull from his pants pocket*
People from Venice, Italy: OOOOOOOHHHHH! *Bows* BEETHOVEN! OUR MIGHTY GOD!
Marik: ^__^
Bakura: *Blows up, molecules drift to Venice, Italy and reforms* WHERE'S MY NOSE MARIK?!
Marik: EEP! *Chucks a doughnut at Bakura*
Bakura: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *Runs around in circles (doughnut shaped!) trips over a piece of paper*
Marik: 3-10-10-10! PIZZA HUT! *Twitches* April 26, 1986: Blowing deadly radioactive material 100x greater than Hiroshima into the atmosphere for over 10 days, Chernobyl becomes the world's worst nuclear reactor accident ever. *Twitches*
Bakura: Dui mian de nv hai kan guo lai! (A/N: I love this song! It's by Richie Ren!) Kan guo lai! Kan guo lai!
Marik: 6x - 5y + 20 = 0 *twitches* When you are driving, your mind and senses should be focused only on driving. Distractions can affect your hazard perception and your reaction time. *twitch* LEAVE IT TO BEAVER! *Twitches* Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways! Where the points don't matter! JUST LIKE THIS FIC! TEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!
Bakura: AIR BUD JUST SCORED THE WINNING GOAL! Not only can this pup play basketball but soccer too! *twitches* Juicy Fruit is now longer lasting? Gimme some! *twitches*
Marik: NOOOOOOO! GOHAN!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! IT'S ME YOU WANT RADDITZ!!!! *twitches* *jumps into Hudson's Bay* WHOOPA!
Bakura: Scientists believe that the comet that lead the end to the dinosaurs hit the Earth creating a giant crater that is now Hudson's Bay *Twitches* what is it Lassie? Timmy's stuck in a well? *Twitches* I wish today was Wednesday! So I can get a cheeseburger at McDonalds for 36 cents! *twitches*
Marik + Bakura: *Twitches and yells random things and facts*
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That's all folks! This story would probably be ending soon . . . I dunno! Unless I get more ideas of what the pairing will be doing . . .
This chapter is only 4 pages long . . . most of my chapters are 3 pages long . . . so yea . . . I was hoping it was 5 pages because I haven't updated for a long while and wanted to make it up to all of you . . . sorry! Hope you al liked this chapter though!
Also, everyone who reviewed my other fic "Ryou Bakura's Birthday Special!" thanks! Everyone seemed to enjoy it! ^_^
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